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"There’s a disturbance in the force I haven’t felt since…"
As a Star Wars fan I must say you butchered that line.
As a black man….you feel it too right?
As a fan of movies with people on boats, it’s not good that way either.
Never ends well
As an expert on movies with people on boats, do you think the boat is an adequate size? Or could they need...nah, right?
As an expert on movies with people on boats sailing the Atlantic, no, that doesn't always help
As an expert on people who are expert on movies with people on boats sailing in the Atlantic, in order to be space efficient they often placed people on top of each other one by the head and one by the feet.
IYKYK
Even recently, it hasn't gone well for Black people on boats.
Wym? If you’re referring to the Alabama thing we totally won that one😭
Right? I don't like the idea of cruises as it is. My black ass does not belong on a giant fucking boat in the middle of the goddamn ocean. Respectfully.
I'm good with SOME black people on a boat.
MOSTLY black people on the boat? Oh hell nah.
That’s ok, the staff are all white?
The people in charge are white that makes it all better huh ?
Makes it sound a bit..familiar..historically speaking..
No, no, you don’t understand: there’s just a cost and if you can’t pay, you can always work the debt off….
Actually no, unless you count the Aussies?
Aussies don’t count as white anymore?
Cruises were aight until Covid happened and everybody and they mama got stuck on boat. After that? Fuck a cruise lmao
As a melanated individual of African extraction who lives in the USA and whose family has been here for a long-ass time:
A horror movie where nothing actually happens, but everybody freaked the fuck out
Just a constant stream of sustained tension hooks and "I dunno 'bout that, fam..." while people nervously pass each other by in the cramped corridors
I thought this was a poster for a new Jordan Peele movie.
Everyone on the boat in the movie is drinking and having a good time. The audience feels a sense of impending doom, and they don’t know if something bad is actually going to happen, or if it’s all in their head. It’s a psychological thriller.
That boat ain't taking off until 5 530. We never on time.
Lol I've never taken a cruise but from 8am until 130pm, that's a wide range for loading??
Then you haven't seen our people (especially the young crowd) board a cruise
Everybody gonna show up at 1pm and the line gonna wrap around the ship
Right my first thought was nope, they finna sink this ship.
They're giving sequels to anything, nowadays
Have none of y’all have been on the Tom Joyner cruise?
I can hear that guy who does all the movie trailer voiceovers describing this in my head and it sounds like a horror movie with wacky moments. Deep Blue Sea meets House Party on Soul Plane (but a boat).
engaging in debauchery where your ancestors drowned
the blood memory kicking in 😂
Just a reminder that cruise ships are massive ocean polluters that drop a million gallons of grey water and 200k of sewage on a week’s trip.
They’ve also been caught illegally dumping plastic waste/trash but, as there are no international ocean regulators, the extent is unknown.
I lived in a very small port city. More than once had 20-storey cruise ships empty their guts too close. It would fuck you up to find out how many freaks shit into condoms and tie them up. It would fuck you up
consider me fucked up
Wtf? I don’t even understand the purpose of this?
That’s not the sort of question you want the answer to. Especially bc the response might be in image form.
Hey you don’t know my kinks lol. Fair point tho.
You know what, u/guzzlengargle ? I feel like I’ve got a hunch on your kinks somehow.
LoL. Def not into all bodily fluids. I really try not kink shame but poop and pee is just not hygienic to play with, you’re def getting the side eye for that.
*pinkeye
That or death lol. I think you can die from ingesting poop.
Poop hard agree. Pee? Ehhhh, depends on whatever people think is involved in squirting.
Thank you so much for the whisper cackle that elicited from me at 625am… I have not stopped crying 😭😭😭
My pleasure laughing is a great way to start a Monday. Sometimes I regret the things I see this early on Reddit. 😂😂😂
I felt that u/guzzlengargle 😭
It’s your user, it’s really doing me in 😭😭😭
Yeah when people notice it they either vilify me or die laughing. Guess you can’t really be neutral about it 🤷🏾♀️. It usually just tells me the persons generation, the church ladies manifest pearls to clutch.
How do you store yours?
I’m assuming you’re being facetious about feces. Fecesitious, teehee 🤭! It just seems messy and I don’t want to think about it that deeply.
How? Why?! What the actual duck.
WTF!!! I never knew this was a thing!!! Who would do that???
God damn I hate you niggas. We all having a good time and y’all come in with a textbook, some suspenders and a finger that won’t stop wagging lmao.
You mean relevant information? Nigga the whole post should be thrown out cuz it's just advertising, ain't a joke nowhere in sight
Lmao did you just compare going on a cruise to voluntarily getting on a slave ship 🥴
Hyperbole and sarcasm, keep up
That’s some real “slavery was a choice” type shit. I bet the Fox News whites love you.
Ofc this is an opportunity to bring up the environment when most people don’t care about cruises to begin with.
Now bring up the environmental impact of meat and see if you’re able to stay in the positive upvotes, let getting 500+ like this one.
Meat is not something we as a society can do without. Cruises are.
99.999% of meat consumption can be eliminated. You and I can survive and thrive without ever eating meat again, because we have the choice to eat other options. The same site as above used to criticize cruises also criticizes the obscene amount of meat we eat as a society.
Oh I would love to hear how we “can’t do without” meat. Lol
I mean...you can argue it in r/unpopularopinion and see how it goes. 😆
That’s exactly what my original comment was about? How people will happily agree to go without cruises because most of them don’t use them, but not against meat because they’ve been indoctrinated to eating it before they understood where it comes from?
People saying they don’t want to do something is not proof for the inability to, or moral support of doing so
The environment should be brought up in every fucking conversation tbh until everyone gets it through their thick skulls that we are fucking our only home into a coma.
They're also some of the few forms of transportation that still use unrefined crude, which is even more of a pollutant than standard fuel.
can't do shit out here
We don’t have a good history w/ big boats.. I’m sitting this one out, boss.
Freaknik 2: Wetter Things
First thing I thought of.
I’m so upset I was too young for Freaknik. My sisters were never the same when they came 😂!
You know that's a fact. Some shit going down on that boat.
r/publicfreakout gonna be busy.
You just know it's going to be another historic day for Twitter
I was confused for a second, didn't know if this was an ad for a cruise, or a new horror movie?
Yes.
All 3,000 passengers die first
From norovirus. Then, the laundry room catches fire and burns the ship to the waterline.
The new Peele horror film: Oh Ship
We need cameras setup everywhere
I’d sign up for a whole other subscription to watch this
The whole cruise will be live streamed on WorldStar.
This is the way
Help, Jesus.
Someone never heard of the Middle Passage. THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT.
I can't do cruise ships at all. Dumbest way to spend vacation I can possibly think of. 4 days too? Sounds like literal hell.
And everyone I’ve heard since the pandemic that’s been on a cruise has caught Covid.
Me and my best friend took our kids on a Disney cruise back in 2017 I think. By day 2 or 3, my friend's son and probably half the kids on that ship were sick. Sneezing & snot everywhere. We took him to a nurse on board after his temperature started rising & he was sleeping about 20 hours out of the day. He was still sick a week after we docked & got home. Never seen anything like that. I can only imagine what it's like after Covid.
This. I know people that love them, and consistently catch Covid every time they go. I’m baffled.
How is it the dumbest way to vacation? You visit multiple countries and have 24 hour all you can eat/drink options. Have you itinerary planned out for you from begging to end.
Genuinely trying to understand.
Literally just read the other replies. They're disgusting and terrible for the environment. That alone is enough for many people, myself included, to never want to step foot on a cruise ship.
Most cruise ships are like shopping malls that take days to escape from.
I’ve genuinely enjoyed every cruise I’ve been on, so I don’t share this sentiment but I can see how others do.
Ancestors doing cartwheels. Would make a dope Tubi horror movie, where ancestors who were tossed from slave ships haunt the cruise
Not Tubi 😂
Alcorn State Shuffleboard 2024: You Don’t Want This Smoke
Let’s go Braves!!!
Who’s doing security?
Them folks from Alabama with the steel chairs.
Aqua Mayne
Michael B. Phelps.
This is the best one.
Blaquamayne.
Craig
Um, I would rather sleep in a bed that’s NOT moving up in down with the ocean waves, thank you. Has everyone so quickly forgotten the horror stories of the people trapped on cruise ships because of Covid outbreaks just a few years ago?! Diamond Princess, hmm?! I’m a teacher don’t make me start talking about our history with the Middle Passage…
Oh the shenanigans that are amount to shenan
Might as well hire a host and several camera crews. There will be moments and enough footage to film an entire reality show out of this week-long cruise, and I can’t stand mf “reality” shows.
if ur girl going on this w/o you you're cooked
More important question: What are we naming it?
The Seak-Nik? The S.S. Aquamayne?
La Fam-istad
You know they ain't getting invited back next year.
Evertime I see specifically targeted cruises like this I think of that bill burr joke
What's the joke 🤔
Burr basically says to curb overpopulation we should sink the occasional cruise ship.
Folks on cruise ships aren't typically our best and brightest so they won't be missed. It's pretty good and worth a google
I went on a cruise years ago and there was a black social group from N.C. on their as well. About 300 of them. Nice folks but it was the hottest ghetto mess I had seen in a long time. I mean auntie and unc‘ nem in two piece bikinis and speedos and shyt looooooong after they primes. A bunch of Sharons and Earl Ray Jrs., and Clarences. These mofos acted a damn fool in that ship. I am almost ashamed to tell y’all how close I stuck to the white folks. They was like “you with that group?” I was like “it look like I’m with them mofos? Am I drunk at 10 a.m. with my wife’s 62 year old titty hanging out?”
Can't get your money's worth on the gold bar service if you don't start your day with Henny spiked mimosas when the buffet opens
Don’t even get me started on the lunch buffet. They asses came straight from the pool to the lunch buffet wet and wrapped in a towel. I mean, I love my Pepe don’t get me wrong. But damn Ms. Gloria, can you dry off and throw a wrap on? And can you find Henry a shirt? He getting chest hair in the jello. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I must say it was my first cruise and it was on carnival. That shyt is like riding public transportation.
We had a batch of Australians on a family western Caribbean cruise. Australians drink like it's their damn JOB but they love what they're doing for a living. Jack and Coke with scrambled eggs and bacon to start the day.
“How I met my Baby Daddy”
I'm helicoptering myself in. What they goin do throw me in the ocean?
Worse, take you back to Miami
Isn’t this just Tom Joyner cruise for the next generation?
Basically
Lol This will be the end of so many relationships .
my ancestors said no.
These are rough boarding times right?
Man, Get Out 2 looks wild.
Fool me once...
That shit is gonna be a movie bro 😂😂
Amistad 2
They're trying to take us back.
How many bottle of Hennessy do you think they will run through?
I love y’all, but hell nah
If I had Elon Musk levels of money, I would buy a warship and make it my mission to track, plunder and destroy every cruise ship sailing in international waters.
Oh and we're raising the red flag. No quarter.
Yikes, no thank you. I prefer solid ground
My immediate reaction is that this is about to be lit and it came a few years too late for me 👴🏾 then I get to thinkn and I for sure do not want any parts of this 🤣
They ain't even putting no effort in these traps anymore
Ofc it’ll be at Miami 😭
Is this gonna be College Hill: The Virgin Islands all over again?
It’s got the horror movie poster look and they expecting people to sign up
Flexing going to be on another level.
Somebody gotta capture the entire cruise on camera. Lol
Get ready to pay your remaining balance and they gon be like “what deposit?!” deebo voice 🤣🤣
This is the kind of thing that is going to be hilariously awesome for 90% of the people and might involve a little light mutiny.
Snakes on a Ship?
I rather your Watts then participate in this lmfao. Ain’t no way
Tom Joyner cruise for young people.
Helllllllllllll noooooooooooooooo
Concerned about the number of casualties...
I doubt the entire boat is rented out, it’s probably a chunk reserved for a bit, and then otherwise a marketing promotion. So it’s probably still open to the public too. There’s going to be some vaguely racist old couple that didn’t get the memo. And they are going to have either the most eye-opening experience or the worst cruise of their god damned lives. 😈
Like Freaknik, but on a boat.
Bermuda Triangle finna be 🔥
Ooooh boy I can’t wait to watch the whole thing on world star
We are a loving, caring and beautiful people. Still, we know what’s gonna happen lmao first and last cruise lmfao
This is the start of a Jordan Peele movie.
Those floors are about to be sticker. Then your kid spilling Kool-Aid.
go on board with a petri dish to collect samples of the new stds they gonna make on that boat
I didn’t expect the comments to go down like this. So to make it clear, if this could be a trick to be another slave ship, Where do you think that boat is going?
Send those vids of teens raging with hormones jumping overboard then ran eaten by sharks my. Cup of tea
Amistad 3?
They should these folk Carnival now has a full time narco dog onboard
To the naw, naw, naw. Wish I would’ve gone to an HBCU tho
Oh god, Miami on the ocean
Orange crush on the water
Someone drowning for sure
Well, well, well
Please don’t do this…
Whole ship finna be jumping up and down!!!
Interesting 🤔
Hell to the nah 😅
Now, we all know by the time the trip gets here only 4 out of the 500+ people that said they gonna put their $100 deposit down gonna actually go.
How is this a week long cruise? Isn’t it like a 2 hour trip, max?
Ngl the anti blackness really jumps out of y’all whenever a large gathering of black people happens.
It's a setup - we all know what happened the last time they put a lot of us on a boat....
Betcha it's sponsored by Fox News
Not even for free. Nope.
That’s gonna be a hot ass mess lol
Gonna be pandemonium when they run out of weed and booze in the middle of the Atlantic because you know at least 20% will show with nothing in hand
Something about that many black people on a large boat in the Atlantic is triggering something ancient in me