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Which is sickening...
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I am wondering if there really is widespread interest in this debate in the US, because I am not interested at all. They've both been President. I know who they are. I wonder how many other people are thinking this way.
I’m interested but 100% solely as a source of entertainment.
That saddens me but here we are.
We could make it into a drinking game?
I really want to know who these "undecided voters" are. At this point we know exactly where we stand with both candidates.
Anyone who learns something new tonight has spent the last 8 years living under a rock
I mean, we'll learn what new crop of lies their campaign advisors think will sell...
We unfortunately all probably learned something tonight
Biden is completely incoherent
I agree with you. I ran out of wtf's to give YEARS ago with one of them. I'm getting frustrated just thinking about him.
I think people want to seee if one of these old dudes chokes. This is a year of strength in a way.
Memory issues? My parents own a business where they care for people with dementia and Alzheimer’s and if you can debate tonight, you’re good.
I need to see the train wreak happen in person. Nothing comes out of these, they never answer the questions asked.
Tried to pop into a live stream, couldn't fucking bare listen to either of them speak anymore. They both sound senile.
Electile Dysfunction
Boner ghosts and it’s not even Halloween
Edit: I should learn how to read
I need to know what you think you read....
At least we're going to get some killer Daily Show bits
I think both sides will claim victory, their respective favorite news organizations will air cherry picked highlights to push that narrative and nobody’s opinions will change.
Meanwhile, Washington's rolling in his grave saying "I told you so" about two party systems.
Can we like clone his DNA or something and bring back an actual leader again?
Seems like some cross politics unity that nobody wants to see even a minute of this 'debate'. Best case scenario is you turn it into a drinking game and are lucky enough that the alcohol causes you to blackout and forget the entire thing.
Weird that the most bipartisan sentiment seems to be "This election cycle is just bad comedy"
Ding ding!
Nostradamus level.
Exactly. That’s why I don’t get into politics. Both parties lie, exaggerate and municipalitie information about the other party to get more people on their side. It’s really sad that a majority of people can’t see that and think only the side opposite of them does it.
It’s crazy to imagine somebody still being undecided after two full terms of each guy being president combined with all the court cases guilty verdicts etc.
My expectations are low and I'll still be disappointed...
same goes for me
I expect to be disappointed, and I will be even more disappointed than that.
We will lose even more hope in our future.
its hard to accept that T.T
Lots of gibberish and covfefe.
Two sensible, articulate gentleman will have a vigorous discussion and then part friends that sometimes disagree. Hahahahaha hahaha cough cough hahaha
Maybe if they suddenly became John Adams and Thomas Jefferson
In which dimension?
Backwards world lol
Lots of talking but nothing will actually be said.
that happens everytime smhhh
I'd rather watch Columbo
Barney miller for me lol
oh hell yea. way more into watching me some columbo with the bros, pizza and beers
Young Sheldon here.
Two geriatrics flinging poo at each other while the world laughs.
I guess it does show how amazing this country is given that it doesn't matter how awful our president is we are still doing ok. For now at least.
“You’re a giant douche!”
“Well you’re a turd sandwich!”
It's gonna be a sad state of affairs with the whole world watching. Can't believe there were no better candidates other than these 2. Smh.
that exactly my reaction...
Trust me, we're not watching. I might laugh at the clips, but it's more sad. Not that we're much better off.
Most people will be depressed as to the options, each candidate will do something that makes supporters of the other feel vindicated, the polls will not move one inch. Because no one cares about the election in June.
I’m hoping for one or both to crash and burn. Be asked about how they’ll fix the immigration system, and reply with a popcorn recipe that papa used back in the 40s. Did I tell you we used to make soup out of ketchup back then also? Ooooh, my back…
Two old men will mumble aggressively at eachother. It won’t be entertaining, it will be depressing.
These two chucklefucks are the best the country can manage for the highest office in the country. We should be very angry, and the two main parties should be nervous…
But we aren’t, and they aren’t.
I gave up on the illusion of politicians representing me over a decade ago. I might get a few margaritas going and watch the shit show, but I don’t give a fuck about the results anymore.
It's sad that these are the best 2 candidates this country can come up with.
Clearly they are not.
It's the result of continually voting for the lesser of two evils for so long.
It's the result of people voting for a letter no matter what.
BAH GAWD ITS BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
I hope this meme starts trending
I saw a meme today that there are 76 undecided voters. It may not have been a joke.
The American people will lose.
My expectation is a debate with some drama for entertainment value.
they debate just to entertain us smhhhh
There are already bets on whether one can piss the other off enough to give them a stroke.
I think it’s going to be a lose/lose for the country just like the last time they debated.
Picking between either of these candidates to lead our country is like being told to choose your dinner out of a trash dumpster.
Some people too old for office will talk a lot. There will be drama and people will think one is better than the other, and same for the other guy.
And we all will go to work still tomorrow while they don’t have to worry about their next pay.
We, as a nation, are going to collective need a cigarette to deal with the sheer cringe of our primary candidates basically yelling at the sky hoping for a sound bite
Does anyone really want to watch 2 grumpy old men yell at each other on a park bench?
A great big pile of horseshit will happen.
Two old, out of touch men, who are clearly mentally deteriorating, say anything that they think will get them elected.
They'll both look so incompetent that apathy will spread across the nation and leave us all vulnerable.
Each side will claim victory and lots of people will express outrage against the person they dislike on social media.
I'm hitting that bowl every time someone says "woke" or "socialist"
Hope you already called out from work tomorrow
Or "far-right"
No questions will be answered, just talking points will be crammed into responses and both candidates will claim they’ve won
“It gives you an erection, it wins the election…”
Tom Waits from ‘Step Right Up’
Another appropriate TW quote for tonight: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
I think I’ll still go to bed at 9:30pm after a great time with my friends this evening. As for the debate, I won’t be watching. Wouldn’t have know it was happening if I hadn’t seen this post
It will show how our country and society are taking a turn for the worse and that’s pretty scary
Two old fucks will bicker at each other, what else?
Nothing positive for the working class.
I see it more as a source of entertainment than trying to gauge the merit of a candidate. Which is kinda depressing about the state of our government tbh.
No interest. No faith in our government no matter who's elected.
Nothing worth watching. Debates have become totally worthless for evaluating candidates.
Yeah, considering the vast majority of voters have access to pretty much every word the candidates have uttered outside of a debate. The fact that your common man has such easy access to a politician's entire track record is weird for those of us the remember having to use a phonebook.
I dont know but I’m sure I’ll hear about it tomorrow
Two old men yelling at each other.
A couple of dried up turds are going to read from teleprompters. Afterward one will act as though he's won, regardless of the actual outcome while the other will forget the debate even happened.
Nothing of value will be discussed, empty platitudes and flagrant doublespeak will dominate the event and Americans will clap, as always.
Everyone who supports either one will say their candidate won. The most important thing is what the undecided's come away with.
Memes, some rageposting, that's about it.
It will be edited
Rage porn for the 2 party fiasco
Bloviating, lying, maybe some spittle
Trueinterdenationapressure
I think both men will showcase how dogshit they are
I hope the retarded guy in orange does his “jerking two guys at once” dance tonight. But I think Biden is going to make him look like a dunce
The old pedophile with dementia will win, that's for sure!
the old whatttt?
They'll do a face off UFC style and meet in the cage on Saturday night.
Holy shit, it’s gonna slap.
I think reddit OnlyFans accounts are going to repost AskReddit posts to farm for karma
Screaming
I will be watching Kennedy's stream as he answers the debate questions himself on live on Twitter/X
Comedy drama and entertainment
And then more from watching people argue over it
the memes will flow like wine
hmm, I wonder if both the presidential debate and FIFA are 4 years events, we do bet and gamble on FIFA, so why does no one ever arrange to bet on the debate?
A brawl, jokes, insults, and Donny walking away smoking some reds
Biden needs to outperform. If he has a dementia gaf, it's over.
Nothing.
Is that the old man from the Carol Burnett Show?
I’m a bit behind on the recording but I’m watching it now. I’m expecting a shit show
Ugh. What is the point of this thing? Who doesn't already know who they're voting for? Pretending to be smart by being undecided until they're in the booth.
Not watching, but nothing meaningful will happen. People already know who they’re voting for regardless of performance or what is said.
Nothing
I think I'll further lose faith in America.
Crypto prices will fluctuate significantly
2 old men will bicker about last weeks bingo night. One of them will shit his pants
Well the end result of the whole thing is, we have a president residing either from prison or hospice. God bless.
I have no clue what will happen outside my own home. I'm going to smoke weed, and have a fire pit with my kids. It's not like the debate matters for anyone. We've been down this road before.
One will blow hard, and the other will hard blow😮💨
Nothing good.
Biden just shit his pants on stage.
Regurgitating the same shit from 4+ years ago. I’m not watching tonight, I’m guessing it’s just a rerun.
Both sides think their got won and nobody’s opinion will change
Dooomsday clock adjustment forthcoming
PAINFUL
Anything of value.
Biden mouth open.....mad face.....frozen.....angry...rinse and repeat lol
Another stooge selected not elected
yeah, but what KIND of American are you…?
The transcript will be incomprehensible. The proctors will keep asking the same question.
Both sound like buffoons.
Nothing
Old man v bad man
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Plot twist: both get assassinated, Kamala gets sworn in.
A senile old man will quietly say things to a senile old man who yells alot and won't be listening.
Watched for 15 mins and just can't deal with the bullshit. My vote isn't gonna change for this
I'm gonna watch something good, like Arcane, or Suicide Squad Anime
why would ANYONE think that ANYTHING would happen? 🤣
Going to be a shitshow
Who gives a shit
Tonight? Ah well tonight, I hope John Stewart finds his life’s purpose
Golf Handicaps will be the main argument
I was not optimistic about biden, but I simply cannot believe how bad this is.
That was fucking horrible
I tuned into it for a second, looked at both their faces, and laughed my ass off. Closed out cause I don’t give a shit and think neither of them are a good choice, and then went back in for a second time like 30 minutes later. Really regret not screenshotting biden’s face there becuase that was prime meme material
One has a heart attack on stage, the other literally shits his pants.
Not a single vote is changed by either event.
Clips get chopped to bits and put up on ticktok to try to court the youth vote with memes (this is the stated goal of both campaigns, worst timeline).
There’s a debate?
2 old, out of touch with reality, pieces of garbage are going to try to say the other one is more garbage
It’s like two parents arguing about who gets to beat the children
OH IT IS? Oops I haven't been paying attention.
One belongs in prison getting grabbed by his man pussy and the other belongs in a nursing home smearing his own shit on the walls
There needs to be another option.
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Memes will be made! Cant wait
Edit: who you think has the better golf swing?