My boyfriend just got me this for my birthday a few days ago 😂

This is how it feels to say “idk y’all, I don’t think that teeny sandwich is worth that price”

Love Rinna, I had to watch her distorted, crazy filler face in Mommie Meanest just to get my fix 😂

I’m watching OC for the first time and just got to Noella’s season.. she doesn’t fit in with these girls, but I am very entertained by her antics. I feel like she would slot in perfectly on Salt Lake City! Her screaming by a lake in Aspen was serving community college theatre degree, which the entire cast of SLC serves at all times

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I can’t stand Kardea as a judge. She picks her faves at the start of the season and bends whatever narrative to get them to stay despite underbaked crusts, raw cheesecakes, flavors the other judges don’t like.. Nancy does the same thing, and I have the same issue with her.

I actually like Damaris, I think her criticisms are warranted and she keeps it honest. I wish Carla was on every season, she’s the perfect balance to any panel because she’s kind and complimentary, but can give that tough love when it’s needed.

It’s mind boggling, especially the amount of people who are like “BRING RAND ON THE SHOW” like you’re that pissed off at Lala trying to make a TV show that you’re calling for her abusive ex to be cast on this show? It’s disgusting.

This is beautifully said 😂 from someone who hated Tom looooong before Scandoval, I always thought he was a loser and SO embarrassing, and tbh he took it up a notch this season with his tears and whining and weird “healing” scenes, his desperation to be liked is delicious

Right? This sub is so delulu, like the person claiming earlier that the shitty SAH grilled cheese was SO big and SO filling that they had to get a to go box 🙃

I think that in his world view, Schwartz did no wrong in their relationship/marriage and Sandoval genuinely thinks Katie was the sole problem and causing his buddy all of this grief. I feel like this is evidenced by his “battered wife” drag meltdown. Whether he gathered these opinions based on what Schwartz told him, what he observed, what he interpreted.. we’ll never know for sure, but I think Sandoval genuinely and foolishly felt Schwartz did nothing wrong and Katie was the root of all evil in his bestie’s life

Agree with all of the ones already listed, but RHONJ season 8, RHOC season 14, and RHONY season 9 are all classic for me as well

I used to love Gizelle in her earlier seasons, her frenemy vibes with Karen were just too good. I started to like her less and less throughout the seasons, but she lost me fully when she was attacking Chris, probably because I have been a Candiace fan from day one, but she was for sure a bitter person before and jealous of the younger girls, but I feel like that season she turned straight up hateful. I actually haven’t watched the most recent season yet because of what I’ve read about her and Ashley doing.

Okay, she does it to herself because she’s constantly lying, but the receipts they STACKED on Vicki throughout the years.. you can just feel how much the producers hate her lmao

And let’s not forgot the person leading the charge on armchair diagnosing her with BPD, amongst other things, was y’all’s fave angel Ariana 😇

Please watch The Goat on Prime, she’s a disaster on it. She keeps calling herself a housewife and saying “my show” as if we don’t know she’s been off the airwaves for 10+ years

In my French vanilla fantasy, after both of their inevitable divorces happen, they will get together for maximum chaos 😂

Listen, if I’m being honest, I would get the photo first because no one would ever believe me. I’d act like a fan. Then after the photo, I would start the lecturing, but I would get the photo first 😂

Legend has it, her family is still sitting in that Airbnb living room waiting to meet Pilot Pete

I could totally see it! My unhinged theory is that Jax and LVP have hooked up 😂 so Ramona would fit into that formula as well LOL

Her clothes I usually like, but Dua Lipas’s new red hair she’s been doing lately.. it’s not it. She’s so gorgeous, but I think it washes her out so badly and looks like a shitty dye job someone would do in their dorm room. I’d love her back in a dark chocolate brown or even black.

She’s like Jax in that way.. both monsters with little self awareness, but shockingly observant and correct about everyone around them

I’ve been laughing AT Sandoval this whole season tbh. The scream therapy, the dramatic scene of him emerging from the plunge, his tearful monologues.. his bad acting is hilarious to me. I’m much more entertained by him acting like this than him acting all self righteous and like he was “better” than Jax or Schwartz, which he did most of his tenure on this show 🤷🏻‍♀️

LISA RINNA IS NOT THE MONSTER EVERYONE CLAIMS HER TO BE!!! I see her being compared to Jen Shah all the time, like literally a criminal who is currently in PRISON lol, she’s just a messy housewife trying to make drama on TV, that’s her crime. I do think she veered off the path a little towards the end of her run, but she brought many entertaining moments on BH. “Were people doing coke in your bathroom” is one of my fave housewives quotes 😂

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10000% agree with you!

LOVE this theory, I’m in agreement with most of this. Tbh I thought and Tom and Ariana were only “together“ for the show long before they moved into their little McMansion in the valley. Once the thrill of them cheating together and making Kristen miserable by claiming she had a mental illness due to them gaslighting her wore off, there was nothing left. But Ariana has absolutely no personality on her own so she needed Tom to stay getting a paycheck because we all know she would’ve been cut had they broken up.