Split pea soup in this hood

So aside from all the jokes here, is this 5% just managers? Seems reasonable

How many managers by percentage are there in the typical office?

I think OP just needs to wear them once to figure this out

But if I amn't, therefore, do I think?

Well, fuck, your small print kinda changed the game. I guess the simple jack haircut for me

Nobody cares. You get no attention. Roasted

I read OPs first sentence and thought "wtf am I still reading for". Case closed

Edit: I was just reminded of another reddit post about those apps that track your driving. They use it to sell the info to auto insurers. Life 360 was one of the nefarious apps. Just a public service announcement for anyone who reads this

Paint it black and take off the bumper, then give me an offer

Same, too bad my jack on the box shut down. They probably had too good of deals to compete in my area. I think they're the next quiznos

Looked professional asf

Seems like you had a good one. You can find others, but never the same. Sorry homie, but life isn't over, do it again and get back to us in a few years

Well, we live in a competitive world, be glad these people exist

If I fuck up, my firm fires me. If my firm fires everyone for software that fucks up, they can't do business.

Yeah, but I drive a subarban. Can I drive this duck? Consider that before you speak

I think it was gifted to me.. but yeah, it's time I just trash it. I like keeping a big collection because sometimes I'll recognize the perfect sauce for the occasion, this sauce just sucks though

If you not getting head three times a night you need to leave your bitch

You talmbout donkey peanus? Bigger than you'd think, lemme tell ya that

I want to move there eventually. Have a lot of family there. By the time I'd move, I'm thinking global warming will make Minneapolis perfect

Got mine last week cuz I called to complain about their gig speeds. I requested to drop to the 500 plan. Got the 500 down and up, and the guy "found" some additional discounts for me lol. Happy now

Sirens autism detected. Beep boop. "Ableist" scores you zero points in troll jail

Crisps, pizza, waterberries, melons, felons, whip cream, crab, lobsta, pop tarts, boner, melk, go gurt, lasagna. The world would go wild

Never heard of it, what were the activities?

Gaywad

Y'all have me so envious