Poster above: this is not aimed at you. I just wanted to say it and this is as good a place as any.

I am not a mother (username checks out…) but can we start a movement for English speakers to just call it baby feeding?! It’s no perv’s business to hear and imagine what the baby is being fed with. Boob, bottle, who gives a rat, it is a mother feeding her baby and that’s all you need to know about it and everyone should leave her the hell alone wherever and however she decides to f’n feed her baby.

Thank you.

is that the original psychic wound that makes people bow down to authoritarians? interesting!

Please, spread it! Hear that, Reddit? Spread this message!

I'm not sure why there's no "share" or "crosspost" button here but everyone can feel free to copypasta it.

This devolved really fast. I feel like there really is nowhere further to go.

If you told me that MAGAs smash Cricket the Puppy piñatas at their rallies, and literal chunks of Trump's shit fly out of them, which the MAGAs smear all over themselves laughing at how they're owning the Libs with it, I absolutely would believe you. They're probably doing it already.

I wish there could be a campaign to tell anyone who’s afraid of their MAGA relatives’ wrath this important fact: YOUR VOTE IS SECRET. You can vote for whoever you want, and your relatives will never know.

If it makes you feel safer to tell your MAGA relatives/boss/SO that you voted their way, you can do that. It is NOT against the law to follow your conscience, but protect yourself.

I wish those who need to hear this message, would.

There's some confusion between "popularity" and social status/power. I will venture that the "popular one" you're talking about was a high-status dude who was allowed to get away with talking like that because other boys sucked up to him for reasons such as money or clout... not a genuinely well-loved friend who earned his popularity by advocating pussy grabbin'.

If where you come from, the way to people's hearts is talking that way, sounds like you had a... lovely upbringing

Doubtless that refers to all the Americans who might not have died of COVID, if only he'd let the US carry out its planned and tested disaster response protocols.

Murder may not technically be the term, but it captures the rage and despair.

It blows my mind that no one seems to be considering the PR angle. How about the government put an effort into creating the perception that paying high taxes = you are very high status, extremely powerful, very important? Tie it into philanthropy. Let 'em slap a hundred-foot-high logo on it. "The Interstate Highway System, brought to you by Max Wealthington". Make it so that, should you happen to be in the extremely exclusive class that makes a fuckton of money (and thus pays a fuckton of tax), everyone knows how extremely fantastic you are.

Sure, billionaires might see right through it. But given a choice between "forced to pay taxes without any upside at all" and "lionized as those who are funding our society out of the goodness of their giant magnificent hearts", I feel like the second one has a little bit of appeal, you know?

Sorry it took so long for me to get back here. Cool. [under the stall wall] Pee on, chica. Got any paper? This one's empty, dammit.

That’s good to hear you meant to keep it surface level. Because this kind of question usually is code for a political thing. “BuT TraNs PeOplE Are SnEaK InG intO giRls BatHroOmS”

I think the subtext of this question is: how is it that, despite the male urine spout being pretty much front and center on the body, for men peeing is an absolute non-issue (u/Guachole seems to speak for them all when he says he “doesn’t care if someone sees his dick”) — and yet women, whose piss-emitting apparatus is 100% invisible when in use, are apparently in such mortal danger of being seen whizzing that entire political movements center on making sure that only women are in women’s restrooms?!

Whaddup with that? You guys are standing around holding your actual genitalia out in front of you with no stalls or anything, and yet women, for whom an observer would have to actually be inside the toilet to see anything, are in mortal danger and must be protected at all costs?!

There were spies? Ugh. I'm not surp.... wait a minute. The guy's name is Spies?

Of course it is. Naturally. Right.

Okay, but hear me out, can we demand that they actually PROVE they are shitting in the diapers? That might be a little fun.

Answer me this— how does Dick-tater here square his animosity toward Muslims with his need to suck up to Saudi Arabia?

I mean, I know the answer is “he doesn’t” but… maybe what I’m really asking is why the Saudis restrain themselves from booting him in the ass a few times and telling him to tone it down. Do his rants help them somehow?

How long till she has to kill her children to save the... <waves hands around>

His word salad does contain a few often-used ingredients, though.

Because he pops the clutch on his mouth before he's decided where he plans to drive it, he uses favorite phrases that are really vague. Two are in this headline:

"Does a number" (used here as "doing numbers") can mean... ANYTHING. What the fuck is "doing a number"? It sounds like it means something, but when you think about it it does not.

"I think a"... (along with its sister phrase, "almost a...") build vagueness— aka plausible deniability— into whatever follows. Here it's he thinks a very, very small number (note: undefined) of people. In other cases it's, I think a cleaning. Almost a putting of a light up your ass. You know. I think almost a. I never actually said that!!!

Choosing a running mate who openly admits to shooting a puppy can't possibly be unintentional. It's got to be a test. To see which voters are cool with it.

I could go on. One banana, two banana, three banana four....

how he hasn't been told this is beyond me.

"oh god... we've got to get out of here!!! the smell!!" .

Anyone remember the theme from "New Zoo Revue"? Seems appropriate here.

🎵 The coup crew be screwed... whatcha think they'll do 🎵

It was so incredibly obvious at that moment that he has never been stopped from blurting out any damn piece of lint that floats through his “mind”, and has never had anyone just hit pause and say “what the fuck are you talking about?”.

Many of us know people like this. Their blatherings can usually be steered to minimize harm. I mean, if they aren’t POTUS during a once-in-a-generation global health crisis.

YES! There should be a movement to re-brand the pussy as what it is, the least weak organ in the body. It tears itself down and rebuilds from nothing 12 times a year for like 30 years. It shoots new life into this world in a rain of blood. It’s metal AF.

Some years ago, a friend from the UK pointed out that in Brit slang, a "trump" is a fart.

At the time, it was just an interesting piece of information. Now, it seems prophetic

I appreciate the seriousness of pervs hiding cameras, but... that's an issue with a different set of circumstances. Same with the pants thing— men, too, are easily ambushed while doin' their biz in stalls, so this doesn't explain why women are thought to be uniquely vulnerable.

My comment was more to highlight the absurdity that men think women's hoo-has are somehow easily visible at any time during excretion. They are not.

I think clueless men imagine the female urethra to be located on the front of the pelvis, as are their own wee-wee spouts. It is not. The female urinogenital tract is 100% invisible to onlookers during use. In order to see it, a perv would have to actually hide a camera INSIDE THE TOILET. Which, as I pointed out above, is a different problem.