this motherfucker right here screams “I watch too much porn”

Exactly what I was thinking!!!

It is VERY difficult to explain how much of a gas guzzler it is…it looks like a (European) Focus, drives like a hot rod! No one believes me until they ride with me.

kkirstenc
2
RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
17dLink

It’s also an arguably benign way to tell staff to go kick rocks if they have any problem with the way things are being done.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
18dLink

This is the kind of rock that sad globehead Charlie Brown got on Halloween, right? Not the awesome kind of rocking that is done in spandex (or in nothing at all)…

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
20dLink

Was it because it is often presented with the curious terms “taco” and “hot dog” to euphemize applicable parts of the human body that may or may not be used with this device? Because I was wiggling like a kid in church the first time I heard a demo about this.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
20dLink

A blanket party would likely cure a lot of evils committed in healthcare, but I vote we start with the suits.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
20dLink

I work in psych, this is the one that concerns me (and there are no cameras in the bathroom, so it is very much the patient’s word against staff’s, regardless of how psychotic or manic they are).

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
20dLink

I want to believe more people would get this joke, but alas…not enough people work with COMputers .

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
22dLink

If you mean that they assumed you were making a big deal out of nothing, then you deserve better than that; I’m sorry your family treats you with that kind of callousness. I hope you are recovered from whatever got you into the hospital. You deserve better than that.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
25dLink

I have been in your exact same shoes. If you are still weeping on Friday, call out. It is a family emergency. I am so sorry for your loss - your boy was so lucky to have you and I bet he was happy for his entire time here with you ❤️

Some sort of glasses - maybe sunglasses, maybe rX, hard to say.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
27dLink

Say that last part with more force, volume and specificity for those who continue to act like it is a mystery (and a new mystery, at that!) why things have turned tits up. Everything you said is spot on!

Most favorite: legitimately helping someone through a crisis. Least favorite: essentially tossing people who are homeless out onto the street because they technically don’t qualify as having a mental illness (but they do know what to say to get admitted); on the flip side of that coin, how crazy is it that you have to fake a mental illness to get a safe place to stay and something to eat in this country? American healthcare and its treatment of the destitute/mentally ill is just…upsetting.

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
1moLink

It may have been a terrible shift, but as usual, you rocked it and made it home safely. VERY big hugs from NC, the Land of the Always Full Moon ❤️

Was it once a sensible credit union?

Guilfoyle from Silicon Valley.

You are giving young Guilfoyle here, no shame in that haircut!

What’s it like living my actual dream life?

kkirstenc
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RN, Psych ER 🤯💊💉
1moLink

At least that motherfucker is super excited about going to work!