KD will play until he can retire a Sonic. So probably 2 years after LeBron retires. 

Easier for SM/Director/Partner to review a glorified flowchart than python

What's bullshit is they say your bonus is (say) 20% of your remuneration. Awesome! But then you start and you find out that there are a series of modifiers to the bonus.

Company Bonus Number: Everyone gets 60% of bonus because we missed targets (that were set way too high in the first place, were we really going to have 10% margin growth in our stable boring industry?). Also because there were accidents, that's bad, so bonus is reduced another 10% (even though the many of us can't do anything about accidents because we work in the office)

Division Bonus Number: We all get 75% of bonus because our division missed our (equally vague and unrealistic targets).

Team bonus number: You performed at-level so you get 80%. One person in the team of 20 is allowed to get the max number of 105% and it's not you

So 20%*50%*75%*80% = 6% of your remuneration is your bonus. I feel more cheated now than before I was eligible for a bonus.

Nothing like a silver bullet

Pay 4.05 Refunded 4.05 Pay 3.99

fWIW, I went on a random Friday last year and everything was open

Hard to find time to work out when ya got no free time

They were thinking the Suns will be trash soon, and worse than the Nets with Bridges would have been

LeBogan

OP has knife hands, he high-fived OP twice, now he has no hands. Simple maffs

The nets will get the #10 pick and like it goddammit

The land is leased from the government so that's unlikely to say the least

Should still be going as-is for a bit, it has to stay and entertainment precinct - headline is a little misleading in that you kinda think the land is for sale too

buildings and rides are for sale. as well as the rights to the rest of the lease

Cockatoo would fuck it up the second it got it's claws on it. Only way a magpie wins is by outflying it. But cockatoos are surprisingly agile and smart so the odds of them not getting together at some point is low

It would be a great place to go to a concert

Thats just for the buildings and brand, and the right to the lease for the next 20 years

Luna Park is very fun to go to, I hope the new owners don't screw it up

Just the mere fact of my parent's existence was embarrassing enough

Pointy chins on the left

Rounder chins on the right

my uncle works for Nintendo and he told me about the Home and Away videogame that was so bad they had to throw out all the copies but he stole one and he'll let me play it next time i visit

I've seen PwC do it and I think the other big4 accounting places do it too, no tenure requirements for parental leave

Man, Skin is one that I think about probably once a month since I read it like 20 years ago

I never noticed that, that is very helpful, thanks!