“i’m looking for a passing grade here. 60%. not 90% not perfection. just a passing grade, you know, D is for Diploma passing.”

“teamwork makes the dream work” for me it’s from payday2 dlc russian character Sokol.

“Fortune favors the bold” 2nd battalion 3rd marines, and john wick.

“livin the dream” / “another day in paradise” / “any day not six feet under is a good day”

“we looked like a monkey fuckin a football out there today” -days of thunder

various terms for “this looks bad”

“that looks like hammered dogshit”

“that looks worse than a bag full of shattered assholes”

gonkulator. sounds like a broken octave pedal of you do it right.

for the same reason i like metal.

it’s loud and full of emotion. it’s an escape without being wish fulfillment. (that’s honestly why i hate happy endings… they break the immersion).

it’s violent, but it doesn’t have to be. there might be devilment, and there might not.

and typically the people in not interested in talking to don’t like it.

i had an mp3 player that held roughly 10 minutes of music that sounded like shit.

and then my friend showed me his ipod.

holy fuck.

i like stuff where the guys are extremely talented but basically ignore the rules and do what they want.

there’s also the hockey “200 foot player” a guy that can cover everything on the ice

you can play sick leads, but can you groove too?

there are a few.

a “no bozos” kramer (van halen)

a gibson voodoo flying v or explorer (in flames)

that damned kramer focus flying v i never should have sold

there are many weezer albums.

some people pretend there are only 2.

i think that’s kinda silly. the white album, black album, and pacific daydream are really amazing albums.

i’d have to go try. anything requiring extreme twitch muscle memory would probably be a no go.

also 84 kid. no kids. i wish someone would have explained how long college debt lasts.

i wish someone would have explained that trades are necessary.

i wish someone would have explained that once you graduate highschool the bond with everyone in highschool disappears. they’re just people you know

my parents were awesome and i stayed a long time before moving out.

my parents still will commiserate and explain that it’s normal to have problems and how they navigated them.

if you’re breaking the picked out at 17 cycle i’m betting you’re a good parent.

also, i mean sometimes getting any job is better than no job, even if it’s just to kinda keep you mentally sharp.

so the thing about it is that there are iconic weapons to instill fear, and iconic weapons to put the villain down. imo a chainsaw is extremely great at being a scary weapon. what it does is brutal, it’s heavy do you know the attacker isn’t weak, and while they walk around looking for you it idles. it’s a weapon you can rev!

on the other side, there’s almost nothing in the horror world you can’t kill with a 12 gauge pump action shotgun.

there is one weapon that is yielded by both parties: the classic chef knife.

psycho, scream, halloween, i believe you’re next.

it’s ubiquitous. you can find one in pretty much any kitchen and usually fulfills “find a weapon!”

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people like this “i had some slight chest discomfort”

“sir you have pneumonia, cohid, and have had a heart attack.”

“oh is that what that is?”

dumb bastard was probably laid up in the couch for a week chugging cough syrup and refusing to see a doctor and when he looked like he was dying a wife or daughter finally called 911.

…sure… i’ll let the US Military have my suicide mission.

there’s absolutely nothing i’d rather do with it

respectfully?

pete wentz knew and he can go fuck himself for pretending otherwise.

oh i’ve been greying since highschool.

‘84 here, i’m not sure if im more salt than pepper.

still have a widow’s peak dracula would be envious of. no receding, and i know that it’s thinned a tiny bit, but i have more than my fair share.