Some might say it’s coincidence — but I call it passion.
Who wants to compare dick size?
Granted. You sound like you’ve mouth sexed helium
Thrice if you’re a man
Spoon your eyeball out and flick it at them
Jokes on you. I’m a haunted house.
So today I discovered the definition of disappointment
By running into a wall with a boner and breaking my nose
Pull the pieces of the faeces
Can’t put that there.
Worst thing to say right after your defense attorney rests their case?
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