Seeing as being left handed could get you accused this would certainly apply.
Some people are just a special kind of stupid.
Kid I feel this anyway give me that money. At least now I'm paid for it.
Whoever fights back hardest.
Think you're fresh meat needing to be broken in properly.
Spanked hard, used harder.
Dm if you're stateside and interested.
Long enough that your mental state matches your clothes.
Does there have to be a reason?
I thought this was going to be a different train metaphor...
So what you're saying is I need to visit China.
Don't be rude she's a guest and this is what she wants.
Doing a simple job well.
Have you looked at 3d printers or embedding some existing lettering in your collar that stands out just enough?
Country road, take me home...
Why can't people simply enjoy the story without applying a modern metaphor or controversy.
Behave and I'll take your bra and panties as souvenirs.
There's a first time for everything. Including leaving you on the floor with the door open when I'm done.
Never heard of that but damn that's kinda hot.
Stolen valor should be a prosecutable offence.
We'd run a train one hole at a time.
I don't have debt so I'd pay off my best friends student loans
I just handed you $10,000 USD. What now?
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