I kinda got the same problem, my wife gets pissed when I wanna play with her 52f tits.

Improper maintenance, old machines, corporate greed, game is too big. Take your pick.

I don't know, do you prefer a 10" cock or a 2" tounge?

Yes please. I. 6'4" weigh about 260. I Would love to have a buxom lady sit on my lap.