Send the kids to a boarding school.

Easy one- Dawn Wells. But Joyce over Susanne Somers.

My senior cat likes/demands I put ice cubes in the fountain. He drinks more water now and we haven't had a UTI in 5 years.

In 1971 I was 16 years old, walked into the Walmart in Greenville, Ms. and bought a Winchester 30-30 lever action. I think I paid about $90.

My Gracie stands on the fountain to drink. That's an improvement over her splashing water on the floor and drinking that.

That's not old. I see a CD drive, a 3.5 drive but no 5.25 drive. At best it is middle age.

He's not too old for the military. The Marines would do him a lot of good.

JFK assassination 1963 and the murder of 3 civil rights workers in Mississippi 1964.

Mine like hair bands and Q tips.

I didn't have problems with pronouns. Adverbs are what tripped me up in 7th grade English.

I have a cousin that is a registered sex offender. When he was in his late 30's, he was caught naked with the 13 year old daughter of his best friend. He had known her since birth.

In the Delta there's Hushpuckena, Nitta Yuma, Itta Bena, Alligator, Gunnison and Beulah.

It's a Small, Small World.

I do this with my Spud. If I get flowers for my wife he will sit and stare at them until I pick him up to smell them.

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My Spud (14M) likes ice water. Several times a day he gets a few cubes in the fountain.

Danger Seekers

Gonna strafe some sinners

I occasionally put the khakis on for a doctor's appointment. Otherwise they are in the back of the closet

DeSantis is Gen X. 1978.

Reminds me of the old Windows "Pipes' screensaver.

It didn't taste like an orange dreamsicle. I didn't care for the aftertaste.

No , it's the natives.

Your best bet would be to give it to me.

B.C. Doonesbury Calvin and Hobbes