I completely understand where you are coming fromā€¦

However, be the change you wish to see! Bring over a batch of cookies or a six pack of beer to your neighbors. Introduce yourself. I think a lot of people in Florida, are missing out on some amazing people who only live three houses away!

Good luck, my friend! I am confident you'll find some great people! But if you don'tā€¦ Hit me up, and I will invite you over for some sweet tea and board games! Lol ā¤ļø

OK, so I will probably be downloaded to hell because I am not responding to your Direct requestā€¦

BUT! I have a friend (of a friend) who is a writer in LA. I asked him about his top three television series that he loved (from a production perspective)

His first answer was "6 feet under" Secondā€¦ "Supernatural"

Thirdā€¦ I don't remember? But I just got done with 6 feet under and the show's ending fucking killed me.

So..... that's all I got my friend! Lol Good luck in your search ā¤ļø

I mean, I hate to say it, butā€¦ Fake news! LMAO

I have met many sexy, British men in my lifetimeā€¦ And there is no way in hell that any of these jokers compare.

As a matter of fact, I have very fond memories of a man I call "David from England".
Fun, charming, bought me a pint. Alas, he was about 30 years older than meā€¦ Had some version of a mullet haircut? And kept popping spearmints.

He was still way sexier

Yes!!! Thank you!

It's been a hot minute since I've read my mythologyā€¦ Perhaps I should freshen up! šŸ„°

This literally has to be a gag, right?

Imagine that you are going to be the next king of England. But you rank third. šŸ˜³

..... I suppose it could be waived away if the number one was some sexy 20-year-old model who is dating some random English celebrity.

JEREMY CLARKSON??

I mean at first, I just thought that the press corps for the royal family was not doingā€¦ Well, not well.

I am now convinced that Whoever is in charge of marketing and PRā€¦Is not inept.
they just hate the players.

And actually....are doing a brilliant job of highlighting the faults and foibles?

3rd place?? JFC

OK so while I am freaking out.... I am also trying to be non-judgmental? Lol.

Likeā€¦ If I was a bugā€¦ I would be eating the pot plant too! Lol

But in all seriousnessā€¦ These fuckers need to go! What is your best advice regarding this? ā¤ļø

I swear it's all about the hair.

If you were born before 1980ā€¦ I feel like it was a requirement that you had to get a super short Grandma haircut the day you hit 40

Oh.... and Botox. Definitely the Botox! Lol.

My son is 21 and has never been in the military. You would think that he was an advertisement for the Hoover vacuum with the speed in which he eats his food..

I swear to God, I tried to teach him table manners! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

Seriouslyā€¦ Sexy, bald men for the win!!!

Well, to be fairā€¦ They were Trump supporters

Well, I can definitely agree that number two and three could be interchangeableā€¦ But do you agree about number one? Lol

Exactly. I would imagine every single photo op or picture that they takeā€¦ In the back of the mind, they are thinking "do we look a school H&M".

The Irony, about dental insurance!

Ad on TVā€¦ "Your dental health is representative of your overall body health"

USA....."ohhhh, yeah!! we don't cover any of that, butā€¦ Purchase an insurance plan that covers an overall average of 10% of the cost"

I never imagined that I would come to despise my own country.

"The way a country treats their children and their elders is an excellent barometer for their Countries overall well-being"

American politicians should be ashamed. (spoilerā€¦ They are not)

FFS.... Please vote!

As a sidenoteā€¦ As a woman, I could give two f*** whether my Man has hair or not.

Can anyone explain to me WHY Men are obsessed with their hair??? WHY?

It feels like the level of importance in their life are as follows...

  1. Their penis. (of course.) šŸ™„
  2. Their hair.
  3. Their height?

I am sorryā€¦ Maybe I am oldā€¦ But, don't you ladies actually care about Their man being kind, courteous, and loving???

IDGAF if you are bald and short!! Hold me and be a loving, compassionate partner when I have a parent/dog/plant that dies! FFS!!

I meanā€¦ Just saying!

(End rant!!! Lol). ā¤ļø šŸ¤£

I wish I could upload this 1000 times! Brilliant! ā¤ļø

Remind me which mythological story is of the three sisters with one eye?