LOL he’s not aging well.
Every year this list is decided by three sisters in their 90s who are visually impaired, haven't left their cottages in 30 years since their husbands died and don't watch any TV..
…and they share one eye
I wish I could upload this 1000 times! Brilliant! ❤️
Remind me which mythological story is of the three sisters with one eye?
The fates.
Yes!!! Thank you!
It's been a hot minute since I've read my mythology… Perhaps I should freshen up! 🥰
The Gray Sisters, who help Perseus find the Medusa.
The Fates!
Source: my nephew is addicted to Disney’s Hercules
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂💀💀
This is so funny🤣🤣🤣
Ah. I've figured it out. The poll was conducted by a dating site called Illicit Encounters. Cheaters have notoriously bad taste. They always cheat down.
Seriously.
Is this the Fates? Why am I visualizing the 3 hag witches from “Clash of the Titans” passing the eye around…..🧐
You gagged me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay this comment is going to live rent free in my mind. I laughed as hard as when I first read it. You are the gold standard in comedy lol 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😀
Like, he’s not hideous, but “3rd sexiest” is completely absurd in a country with idris elba, Tom hiddleston and Colin firth.
Henry Cavill, Tom Holland, Damson Idris, Daniel Kaluuya, Rege-Jean Page, Jonathan Bailey, Benedict Cumberbatch, etc, etc, etc…..there’s a long list of sexy English men and Willy should not be anywhere near it.
Also, my dad, Gary down the pub, Paul from the gym, farhan at the chippy, Jerry from the bowls club... all better
😂
Yes!!!! Damned right they are!
Tom Ellis.... (I've finally decided to try Lucifer and ohhhhhhhh!).
Lucifer is so much fun and hot af. 🔥🥵 🔥
"Hello detective..."
TAKE ME NOW! (Launches myself at the television)
It was quite an eye-opener. I haven't finished.
There’s at least three men I know name and face to in this and agree much more enthusiastically about the ones you list than that PW…especially Henry Cavill 🫦
Holy smokes that is a hot list! Rege-Jean Page and Henry Caville omg
Christian Bale
Ahem. Callum turner is currently my fave UK obsession 🤩
My dogs shaved arsehole looks better than this inbred overgrown homunculus.
He probably demanded it
He does not even make it it to the top 10 with Henry Cavill, Idris Elba, Robert Pattinson, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Daniel Craig, Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Radcliffe, Collin Farrel, Tom Hardy and Jude Law
Great list & can I add Tom Hardy & Jude Law please
True, they deserve to be added to the list
There are at least 100 famous men and probably more commoners that are more attractive than generations of inbreeding Will.
It would be such a huge improvement if he’d just shave his damn head.
And something with his teeth. I met him in person and his teeth are not great.
Well, he is English. Teeth are not their friends.
Idris Elba takes up my top ten sexiest list, and I'm asexual.
This… does not bode well for the attractiveness of British men
I mean, I hate to say it, but… Fake news! LMAO
I have met many sexy, British men in my lifetime… And there is no way in hell that any of these jokers compare.
As a matter of fact, I have very fond memories of a man I call "David from England".
Fun, charming, bought me a pint.
Alas, he was about 30 years older than me…
Had some version of a mullet haircut? And kept popping spearmints.
He was still way sexier
I mean they have Idris Elba, Henry Cavill, Daniel Craig, Tom Hardy etc.
Looks like I'm taking a trip out soon 😎
I feel like someone is playing the reverse Uno card here.... but trying to be British polite?
For example… They took a poll of the sexiest men in Europe. These three came in last?
So the headlines spin it like "these people were in the top three!!!"
Umm, yeah, but not in the way you are projecting!
Jeremy Clarkson has once again been crowned the UK’s sexiest man, retaining the title for the second consecutive year.
This list is concerning 😟
Omg I thought you were joking but it’s true!!
Girl, we need to talk about their definition of "sexy"?!!
i had to google Clarkson to make sure i wasn't thinking of the wrong dude
Top Gear guy?
yep
He hates Meg🙄
So who's number 2 then? Piers Morgan?
This literally has to be a gag, right?
Imagine that you are going to be the next king of England. But you rank third. 😳
..... I suppose it could be waived away if the number one was some sexy 20-year-old model who is dating some random English celebrity.
JEREMY CLARKSON??
I mean at first, I just thought that the press corps for the royal family was not doing… Well, not well.
I am now convinced that Whoever is in charge of marketing and PR…Is not inept.
they just hate the players.
And actually....are doing a brilliant job of highlighting the faults and foibles?
3rd place?? JFC
"As per a recent report by nme.com, Jeremy scored an impressive nine out of 10 points in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, which bills itself as 'the best online dating site for married people'. The annual poll from Illicitencounters.com is voted by 2,000 of its female members."
I didn't even get a vote!
About 10 years ago, he assaulted a producer on the show he was working on at the time. He also has a habit of saying awful things then pretending like he didn’t really meant it.
Or that he’s smarter than anyone else in the room when he does it
Probably, it's from illicitencounters dot com, a website for married people wanting to hook up, so their user base is going to be somewhat middle aged / elderly, younger folks are all on tinder, it's like gammons,but swingers
I just looked him up. Does he have a son they are referring to? Or is it really him?
Jeremy Clarkson!!???
There's no fucking way
This list has to be a prank
The adoring public were quick to turn their fickle gaze to Harry when William lost his looks in his 20’s. That’s why they were so upset when the Divorced American Biracial Actress took their Pretty Prince.
Harry is next, the Windsor men don’t age well, but he is handling his life and stress so much healthier, that will help a lot.
Ultimately, it gets to a place where your attractiveness is about your character, which shines through, and a twinkle in the eye and sweet smile means more than any hairline or wrinkle.
As a sidenote… As a woman, I could give two f*** whether my Man has hair or not.
Can anyone explain to me WHY Men are obsessed with their hair??? WHY?
It feels like the level of importance in their life are as follows...
- Their penis. (of course.) 🙄
- Their hair.
- Their height?
I am sorry… Maybe I am old… But, don't you ladies actually care about Their man being kind, courteous, and loving???
IDGAF if you are bald and short!! Hold me and be a loving, compassionate partner when I have a parent/dog/plant that dies! FFS!!
I mean… Just saying!
(End rant!!! Lol). ❤️ 🤣
The love of my life went bald like 2 years after I started dating him, he owns his baldness and it makes him even hotter
Nothing worse than the guys who are clearly losing their hair but pretend like they aren’t
Seriously… Sexy, bald men for the win!!!
I love a bald head man. My fiancé is bald and i love it. Idk why William doesn’t get rid of the sides!
And the baseball caps are the worst!
My husband started losing his hair in his 20s.
He has the best twinkling smile. He is the goodest of good eggs.
And all that that encompasses means way way more to me than hair. Which any fool with enough money can have implanted.
I figure it's the same reason that I hate the fact that my boobs are saggy now. My husband does not care, but I definitely do. I also don't care that he finished losing his hair after we got together. I had seen all the signs on the wall (or his head) so even though he assured me he wasn't going to lose any more I was not bothered when the rest of it fled his chrome dome.
I think you have the items correct, just not sure of the order.
Well, I can definitely agree that number two and three could be interchangeable… But do you agree about number one? Lol
I think Harry’s boyish charm will save him.
Ultimately, it gets to a place where your attractiveness is about your character, which shines through, and a twinkle in the eye and sweet smile means more than any hairline or wrinkle.
Yeah you're right, there's no twinkle in his eye and his smile is such a grimace
Harry seems to have more Spencer genes which may improve his aging process?
And he was so cute in his teens.
He really was. He had great hair and a great smile. He so often seemed sweet and shy, and you could see Diana in him. It’s hard for me to see believe he would go from that to what he looks like now.
He turned 30 and the Spencer deserted him completely
It’s so true. He keeps looking more and more like Charles, and Charles is not an attractive man. What a shame for William.
The press in the 60s and early 70s would have us believe that Charles was very handsome!! I would look at the pictures, squint and shake my head....
Never, ever, ever. Just the most awkward looking thing.
They also thought Ted Brady was good looking, so…
EDIT**spelling
I think he’s starting to look like Philip- the old Philip
Oh, he’s doomed.
gets more charles than diana with every passing day. sad
Ugh.... I know everyone loves to hate on him in the sub. I am also not a fan, so....?
But it actually hurts my jawbone and teeth to look at this picture.
The clenched jaw? The desperately fake smile? The unhappiness in his eyes?
..... And then if you had the time to compare recent photo of these men side-by-side.
It almost makes you feel bad for William.
Almost.
He seems to have that squint/gritted teeth facial expression going on 24/7 anymore. He's looking more and more like his dad every day.
He needs glasses and refuses
Surely he could get contacts or laser surgery?
His eyes never smile. His face never smiles, for that matter. You'd never know he was smiling if the bottom half of his face was covered.
You can't convince he's smiling with the whole face showing
William is just so damn Toothy lol 🤣😱 Harry is by far the more attractive brother
I remember a time not so long ago when William was the more attractive brother. How the tables have tabled
I wonder if that is the same poll that found that Jeremy Clarkson was the sexiest man in the UK and Ireland. 💀
It is. For the second year running.
OK, as US citizen and not being shallow at all, I don't get it at all. And I'm old school and have considered the late great Sean Connery to be pretty damn banging, imho. But this guy here, naw!!!!
"What happened?" is a fair question.
Can you imagine marrying the male princess di and them turning into Charles by 40? what a dramatic fall
Woof. UK girlies got it down bad if this is 3
Baldilocks 😂 I remember the time he was the hunky Prince Charming to a lot of girls waaaay back then. Really disappointed how he turned out. His looks are a reflection of his black heart and soul.
Unless it is considered sexy in the UK for a 40-something to seem like a stuffy senior citizen, they are wrong. What I was afraid would happen to those two boys as I watched Diana’s funeral happened to William. He’s exactly like his father: about as impressive as a turnip.
I personally know at least three British guys who are sexier than William. 😂
he was named in the same spirit that Boaty McBoatface won a ship naming contest
This list is hilarious. Martin Lewis was like number four or something. It must be a poll of Daily Mail readers.
Oh and the only person who might be considered attractive on the whole list was Ryan Reynolds. And I'd be concerned if I were him. To be named on a list that's topped by Jeremy Clarkson.
This pic is very Wallace & Gromit.
Same press that let William and Co feed them stories to smear Harry and Meghan vote him top 3 sexiest men? Yeah, no.
My boyfriend is way WAY sexier. It’s not even close. And that’s not just me saying that. The women at work are all crazy about him. Not in that they’re throwing themselves at him but I mean they talk amongst themselves about how gorgeous and kind and humble he is. We met at work and before we were ready to tell people we were dating I would be part of these conversations where my friends would be like “OMG he was caught in the rain yesterday and I thought I had gone to heaven”. People stare at him and he gets approached with numbers a lot. I’m not very pretty. My bf is a solid 10 but I’m a 6 at most, on a very good day. Being honest I’m probably a 4 most of the time. And I’m autistic and disabled so like…when people realise the chick in the wheelchair is the gorgeous guy’s girlfriend and not his sickly spinster sister I get seriously hostile looks directed at me. But my boyfriend is an absolute angel.
Annnnnyyyuwaaaayyyy this poll is a lie lol. William isn’t even in the top 3 of normal British men, let alone celebrities lol. I think we can all name more than 3 British celebrities who are hotter than he is!
The press is really trying to sell him aren’t they? Sexy!!??
I can name 10 British men i could list before considering William. Shoot Harry is way more sexy than this man
From a country that’s produced Idris Elba, Tom Hiddlestone and Henry Cavil I have doubts.
So gross. Williams personality matches that disdainful expression he has constantly plastered on his face.
It's like Beavis and Butthead had a man child
By who??
Hair and a trip to Bev Hills to get caps, literally nothing else ( the hair created a shadow) and a more expressive smile to show said teeth. Hair makes such a difference. also lol
I bet he’d love to leave the fishbowl and look like that and be free like Harry.
There’s so many more sexy British men who haven’t been videoed dancing with women who are not their wives and don’t have cheating accusations.
Yeah…I’m not seeing it
Maybe the sexiest inbred royal, but Harry is still slightly better
He’s Phillips from the nose up and QE2from the nose down. Not really a good mix.
He's just an egg with a nose I don't get it
I thought he was good looking when I was younger (he’s only a year older than me I believe) but knowing what I know now - he’s gross and not because of the baldness but because he’s a terrible person. That makes him ugly to me.
There's an expression; good looks can cover up a multitude of sins. However, when you have real ugly insides, inevitably it rises to the surface.
Big bald head, beady eyes, buck teeth
I could see him as third sexiest man of 2004. but not 2024
Britain needs new glasses.
His not smiling face looks like he has a bad fart he needs to let out and can’t.
His smiling face looked like someone taught him to smile by saying “show us your teeth!”
Not at all
I think this just illustrates that Brits that were polled were being sarcastic...
In a Country with Henry Cavill, Idris Elba, Robert Pattinson, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Daniel Craig, Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Radcliffe and Collin Farrel, he does not even make it to the top 10
I wouldn't go calling Cillian Murphy British if I were you. He reallllllly doesn't like it
My bad, I did not realize he only lived in London for a bit and was born in Ireland
You're not wrong about his beauty though
Sexy? He seems so stiff and dry and boring. And he’s not attractive.
He has turned out to be such a disappointment. I say this as a mom of 30 year olds. My greatest achievement is that my son and daughter are really good friends. Have always gotten along and still hang out all the time. I nutured their relationship and made sure they got along.
The animosity between the two brothers and couples is absolutely heartbreaking. Disna is rolling in her grave.
Fake news! 😂
He’s ok looking. He was pretty cute a decade ago. But “sext” can be about more than looks. Personality matters. And he IS a literal prince which matters a lot to some people I don’t finds it impossible. Had it been “third best looking”, that’d be different.
😂🤣💀They tried it.
🤣
They own the media so of course they’re going to say he’s the sexiest man in 2024. They are trying to shove all this great PR down our throats right now because most people hate the monarchy and think it should not exist.
The crown paid well for him to be on the list. Prince of pegging looks like a flipping serial killer.
Like spoilt milk...
He's not attractive in anyway unless being viewed through gold colored glasses. Even then still ugly.
They’re probably just trolling him, no one in their right mind thinks he’s sexy. He’s not an ogre, but third sexiest? 😂😂😂
The poor UK.
Damn. Race Bannon’s post was brutal 😂🤣😂
Geez, I'd be thrilled for my husband to be named sexiest man in the realm if I was onto his philandering and in cancer treatment. /s
His Dad and Grandfather are 1 and 2.
Come on Willy. Time to shave the head. Why? Why don’t they shave their heads???
Whatever he's looking at, he's not really fond of the situation.
That aint a smile, it's a rictus.
Wow by who and what age group?
I can name at least 1000 men in the UK, including a hobo that just stumbled out of a public toilet, that are more sexy than William.
Jeremy Clarkson is #1. For real.
Not Idris Elba. Not Jonathan Bailey. Not Dev Patel. Not Christian Bale.
Like the joke will is the second sexiest man in the world. Cause everyone else is tied for first.
It's always so funny to me that he and Edward started out completely beautiful, like fairytale princes' and now it's like what in the world...? It's almost like they are separate people from their younger selves. 🤔
Loss of hair did it.
What in the world is wrong with the Brits?
I don’t agree but I get it. There are probably still a bunch of lonely 30-40 something women who are clinging to a princess fantasy involving this man. Maybe even some 50 something’s.
He looks a hell of a lot better than friar tuck 😂
3rd sexiest?
🤣🤣🤣
I respect him for going natty and not getting a toupee or wig or implants.
Wow England, steep drop off after #2
"As per a recent report by nme.com, Jeremy scored an impressive nine out of 10 points in the annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters, which bills itself as 'the best online dating site for married people'. The annual poll from Illicitencounters.com is voted by 2,000 of its female members."
Voted by the 2000 women of an 'extramarital dating site'
Says Stevie Wonder.
His money is what’s sexy. I bet numbers 1 and 2 are wealthier.
Is that a smile or a grimace
In 2003, maybe.
Why does it look like he just smelled a fart?
He honestly looks like Diana went on one of those celebrity undercover shows where they give them a makeup to make them blend in and surprise her friends. Because it looks like Diana wearing a bunch of unflattering prosthetics and a bald cap.
With guys like Luke Newton around they’re picking this guy?
Naw this dude peaked at 15, now he looks like a bald thumb.
William is the illustrated manifestation of English cuisine as a person.
Money and power are sexy to a lot of people.
Is he smiling, or is he constipated?
Money and status are very sexy for many women. It doesn’t have to be only about looks
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