Vaping. Hanging out with people of questionable character.
Lakefront at Newport State Park.
Nails and screws. I work as a carpenter
Anderson Cooper. No homo.
I can lose the weight; but you’ll always be an asshole.
No, you’re under arrest.
I was maybe eight years old and tasked with sweeping out a garage. Evidently I wasn’t doing the job fast enough when my sperm donor commented that I would never be able to hold down a job.
Damn, girl. Are you a dinosaur? Because you put the ‘ass’ in ‘jurassic’.
Elf Bowling around Christmas.
Tank a dump in the driver’s seat.
I’m not desperate enough to hire a dude for handies.
Strawberries
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