Challenge was started probably around nine months ago. I watched this movie on YouTube, today, April 27, 2024.
Jewtopia, as the name indicates this is a movie about Jews. Specifically, the protagonist is a Jew who while still a young boy meets and befriends a non Jewish boy from school. The other boys father is in the military the other kid will move away before college but in the time of their friendship he has seen enough Jewish culture that he wants to marry one. He likes the fact that Jewish women make all the decisions so he doesn’t have to make any.
The two friends are reunited at around age 30 and the non Jew asks the Jew how he can come off as a Jew even though he is not one. The Jew gives him these lessons on being a Jew and the non Jew makes a mess of things when he does in fact dates a Jew girl. The main plot revolves how the non Jew guy tries to get back into the good graces of the Jew girl, including, but not exclusive of, getting circumcised. I will not speak of the subplots in detail, but some highlights include a Jew guy fucking an inflatable dolphin, a Jew guy fucking his Mongolian therapist, possibly up the ass, and a Jew girl getting her vagina remodeled as she feels her soon to be Jew husband does not want to eat her out because it’s an ugly vagina.
The highlight of this film is Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I always thought was beautiful and still is as the filming of this movie. Aside from her beauty there is not a lot to recommend about this film. 98% of the jokes fall flat, zero effort was put into making the set look nice,and if it had not been made by Jews and staring Jews it might even be offensive. This is not a good film and thus I will give it 1.25 stars out of 4, with a full 1 star going to the aforementioned Ms. Hewitt. And even though it is not a good film I will recommend it for those of you that don’t mind watching bad films.
Link to film: https://youtu.be/crHMclopyQU?si=eGYs5UfmOXlmGqHz
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