The old Costanza trick
Same. I’m boycotting holidays and traditions. They’re all designed to make us spend money and I’m going to spend as little as I have to.
Yeah, they just came looking for an argument, reading comprehension be damned.
Just try it, it’s not a lot of effort and the difference is huge and you can even do a minimum of like 15 minutes if it’s thawed out and everything. That’s funny because brining is actually my simple method, my fancy one is dumping some Italian dressing in a bag with the chicken a few hours
Nature is a trip
Please brine your chicken at some point in all that
But the timing makes it better now
Jeff freaked out over someone being better than him in a beginner pottery class
I just don’t define my life based on how my sports team does and then it ends up not really being that big of a deal
Missouri has had a habit lately of worthless politicians using our tax money to essentially campaign for themselves
Shh, we’re not supposed to go public yet
True, hopefully things will be a bit saturated with water when they decide to
I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff
Pizza pizza go in tummy!
I’m so fucking happy for the rain, I was worried about some dumb asshole setting my neighborhood on fire
All right, I don’t really care to argue about it anymore. You can either use Google to prove yourself wrong or don’t, I don’t give a shit.
I worked there for a couple weeks in the remote CSR training and it was like a cult. I just stopped logging on after a while
Cigarettes, they were a complete waste of money
Running over a family of five accidentally would be manslaughter because it wasn’t intentional. Running them over on purpose would be murder.
Fuck yeah, I needed this in my life. Thank you
Two words made me bust out laughing.
What’s your favorite physical comedy scene from Kramer?
seinfeld