Still have ours, filled with VHS tapes of family gatherings and (mostly) all my old ROTC drill meets and rifle matches.
"Maybe we can build a campfire... Sing a couple of songs!"
Yes. But they used the Roman numerals so it would sound fancier (and thus justify a higher retail price).
Your face sounds really stupid! š¤Ŗš
Oh, ho, ho, ho... Shit's about to go down!
1st thing... All Masses go back to ad orientam Tridentine Latin Rite. No more vernacular. No more ad populoram. We going old school. Don't know Latin? Tough shit. Buy a missal.
2nd thing... All Church property is now considered sovereign territory of the Vatican again. And we will be harboring political asylum cases... So, start the whistle-blowing, y'all! On everyone!!
3rd thing... Israel? Ha! Palestine? Ha! The Papal States of the Holy Land? Yes! Regulators... MOUNT UP! Deus Vult!
4th thing... All Catholic education institutions will be reinstituting the old Scholastic curriculum. Oh, you're in 3rd Grade? Here... Read all of Plato's works and hand in a thesis by the end of the week.
They get separated from general population so, unfortunately, that can't happen.
"huh. Anyways,... [something movie related]"
Casablanca
On the Waterfront
The Sting
M
Rope
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Night at the Opera
All About Eve
Diabolique
Bridge Over the River Kwai
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Godfather Trilogy
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Gods Must Be Crazy
The Maltese Falcon
African Queen
Duck Soup
The Flying Deuces
The Blues Brothers
Airplane
The Producers (The original... not that piece of shit remake!)
A Day at the Races
High Noon
Destry Rides Again
The Sons of Katie Elder
In the Heat of the Night
Life With Father
Twilight Zone: The Movie
The Lady Vanishes
Strangers On a Train
Angels With Dirty Faces
The Court Jester
A Night in Casablanca
Jesus Christ Superstar
Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison
Sands of Iwo Jima
The Ladykillers (Either version)
Murder by Death
Moulin Rouge (Original, not that horrible remake!)
Seven Samurai
Ikiru
The Caine Mutiny
The Poseidon Adventure
Anastasia (Original)
Witness for the Prosecution
12 Angry Men (Either version)
My Fair Lady
Cabaret
The Hustler
The Birdman of Alcatraz
The Odd Couple
The In-Laws
Becket
My Favorite Year
Grease
Dr. Strangelove
Full Metal Jacket
The Shining
Cool Hand Luke
The Thomas Crown Affair (Original w/ McQueen)
Midnight Cowboy
Patton
Serpico
The Exorcist
Duel
Blazing Saddles
Jaws
Psycho
I Confess
Young Frankenstein
Nosferatu (Original silent movie)
Taxi Driver
Network
Rocky
The Scarlet Pimpernel (1980 version)
All the President's Men
The Deer Hunter
All that Jazz
Raging Bull
Ordinary People
The Elephant Man
Somewhere in Time
Krull
Excalibur
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Gandhi
Victor/Victoria
The Right Stuff
Places in the Heart
Witness
Hanover Street
The Hunt for Red October
Little Shop of Horrors (Remake)
Cocoon
Alien
Aliens
Moonstruck
Good Morning, Vietnam!
Awakenings
Patriot Games
Throw Momma From the Train
LA Story
Dangerous Liasons
Dead Poets Society
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Abyss
Clear & Present Danger
Goodfellas
Tron
Sixth Sense
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
City Slickers
Silence of the Lambs
My Cousin Vinny
Starman
Smokey and the Bandit
The French Connection
Dirty Harry
Die Hard
Die Hard with a Vengeance
A Few Good Men
It Could Happen to You
As Good as it Gets
In the Name of the Father
Schindler's List
The Fugitive
The Usual Suspects
American Beauty
Road to Perdition
Beetlejuice
The Shawshank Redemption
And SOOOO many more, but I've run out of time. š
Do people who do shit like this ever look at themselves in the mirror at night and think, "God, you really are a truly pathetic loser piece of shit."
Every bully at school should have to (by LAW!!) complete one of those "Scared Straight" programs with current or former Marine Corps Drill Instructors. You wanna bully? Fine. Let's see if you can handle the professionals first, though.
Most of the bullies I've met in my life (including myself for a brief period in 6th and 7th Grade) would be crying in less than 10 seconds with a D.I. in their faces. If you wanna dish it out, you gotta prove you can take it first, you little snot-nosed, crumb-snatching bastards!
Every joke is a joke. And real, serious things are, in fact, real... and very serious. The difference is that they're completely different things.
Glad I could help out.
Doc: "If you don't get over that grudge and learn to forgive, I'm going to have to amputate your foot... That'll be $38,000, please."
I'm developing a plot to get in as we speak. So's the wife, but I honestly don't know what hearse is. Eventually we'll urn a spot there, I'm sure.
Ha! This is one of my favorites so far! Bravo, sir or ma'am!
If it's real... bring it to the bloodthirstiest lawyer in town.
Go to a Christian (Roman/Coptic/Orthodox) Church and ask for help. They may also teach that homosexuality is a sin, but they DO NOT teach that homosexuals should be summarily executed in "honor killings." They will more than likely help to hide you and get you out of the country. They also wouldn't require you to convert, even if they offer/suggest it.
Right. They're probably asleep... that's everyone's favorite time in the military.
But also, this IS the military we're talking about. If Uncle Sam wants you to get your teeth cleaned at 0230 hours. Guess who's gonna be at work at 0230 hours...
Only about a million times.
I don't have anything against Africa, either. I'm just pretty sure that there are enough gun toting soldiers in Africa to take care of the growing armed chimp problem.
Boooobs!
[NSFW]The Warrior And The Sorceress (1984) David Carradine sword and sandal fantasy gets more than a little weird [NSFW]
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