As a dad, I get it. My wife loves our children in a different way to the way she loves me, and I love our children in a different way to the way I love her. They are both fierce feelings of love, but until our first son was born, I had not experienced the love of a parent for their child before. My wife is quite open that she loves the boys more than me, but that doesn't worry me - she has lots of love to give, and it's not a 'zero-sum game'.

"Happy Treason Day, peasants!" King Charles III

It means “ react to the creator of drama as if you are made of rock” . No response, blank expression etc. Do not respond, or if you do, it’s a very disengaged response. It’s a good way to shut down drama.

That's a bit like "Where does the English Test Cricket Team stay on their tours of South Africa? A: usually with their parents."

I have never wished anyone dead, but I feel I would derive a great deal of satisfaction through reading his obituary.

I have 2 brothers. My wife has one sister. I offered to change my surname to hers when we married, to carry on her family name. She refused, was happy to take on my surname. The offer was made by me in good faith and with good intention, and refused by her in the same vein.

I think the only one who can answer this one is a politician, in an election year.

This. My (now wife) and I went shopping for the ring together, she told me "no public, down on one knee proposals", I respected that and she said Yes when I asked her. She hates surprises, but I got away with just enough surprise for that one. Together 30 years, married 28.

I take your point. I don’t care about Melanoma either, but it rankles to let such apparent falsehoods go unchallenged.

Frame 1 is me, who knows, but uses lots of mint in his cooking. Also, where I lived, even Mint needs love or it dies.

A little bit of C4 wired to the ignition under the fuel tank…. Thought experiment.

Without even reading your post-NTA. No is a complete sentence.