So, I had sex with her and your mother at the same time. Your mother was better!

They are not called skirts, they are called kilts, you dumbass.

You know why the Scott's wear kilts? Cause the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

Just tell him if anything is leaked you will poison his food and drinks, and you've been practicing witchcraft and know what to put in his food and it isn't traceable. Then laugh ! Fuck with his head.

Yeah hurry up and eat it before Claus Schwab finds out you have meat at your house!

Walk away. When she turns 18, if y'all are still interested then try dating again. Her dad's verbal threats are not good. If he does it again go file a report or press charges.

She could spin it to get the husband thinking it's all you and come looking for you.

You don't know the whole story, they might have an open marriage. Talk to her first and then go from there.

You are not at all disgusting. I have 4 daughters 30 down to 2 yrs. Hopefully your mother was just upset. But that kind of talk especially when you're 17. She should keep your business private, and be somewhat proud her daughter was 17 and not like a lot of these little girls sneaking out. If you want the family to know then you can tell them not her. This is why so many young people don't tell their parents anything. That's a shame. It's part of growing up. Just be safe and respect yourself and hopefully your boyfriend respects you and enjoy your youth.

Tell them you could give a shit less. Even if you do care, make out like it's just another typical day. Tell them enjoy the pics and let them know your family and friends already know.

You're not at all. There's just something's you don't joke about. He should have known you would get upset. Did he think you would just start laughing uncontrollably. He's not only TA but he's also a DAss

Since it's college, tell the teacher to shut the fuck up. Washing your hair everyday is bad for your hair. It will strip it. And they put a lot of crap in shampoos. I've known plenty of people, male and female that washed their hair 2 maybe 3 times a week. And tell the teacher to mind their own fucking business and if attention in a negative way is brought on you again, then there will be some problems. You're paying for them to teach a specific course of study whether you wash your hair 6 times a day or 6 times a year.

Tell her to go earn a million and see how long it would take her. It's still plenty enough to live comfortably for the better part of your life. Unless you buy bunches of stupid shit, like a lot of people do!

The beach is a social setting and your husband wasn't wrong. You make small talk if approached and when your son was finished they left. The woman might have been fishing but your husband didn't go for it and he wasn't rude. That's the way to be.

He could have called and spoke with a parent or set up a time for a meeting at school. A principal showing up to your house? Did you burn the school down or shoot his dog, then he could possibly come to your house.