Not buying the surprise party claim š but she looks beautiful!
Surprise party but she knew to get extensions and wear a 2 piece set???
Social MediaBroke needed someone to pay for it š
Lol I assume she found out about the āsurpriseā when his portion of the bill hit her credit card statement.
thank god smirnoff agreed to pay bc otherwise he wouldāve suggested they celebrate her birthday at someone elseās birthday party at a vinyard in santa ynez
So true š š š
And at any property of LVP's. Gotta get it for free, ya know. Free, free, FRRREEEEEE!
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This is exactly it! Funnily enough my sisters and I put on a surprise party for our parents 25th wedding anniversary. I was 13 and my sisters were 21 and 19. We had no money, so just went to all the local shops and said mum and dad would pay later š³ so it was like āSurprise!!! BTW you have to go pay all these bills on Mondayā!!
They loved that weād gone to the trouble of organising so they were ok with it. But, they arenāt Brock so that helps.
Thatās cute! Not cute for Brock as a grown ass man though š
BROKE
It's funny cuz it's sad š¤£
A surprise party with branded content?
Itās the Smirnoff cake for me š¤£ one thing positive I can say about Scheana is that she takes her endorsements very seriously
That and the left side of her face.
That and the left side of her face.
šDying laughing! - on the floor!
Sheās works really hard for her endorsements once sheās signed on , itās so impressive.
You say a lot about Scheana Shay but you canāt say she doesnāt hustle!
Itās how she makes money for her family and it was likely a paid event promotion and part of the contract is posting on social media.
Thereās a lot to make fun of scheana for but this aināt it
Iām not attacking her for it. I respect that hustle. Iām saying the extent to which she hustles for Smirnoff is so hard itās wild to see. I wasnāt being sarcastic when I said itās something positive about her.
Her multiple photos with women from The Valleyā¦girl be MORE transparent
Iām hate watching the valley but if her and Bla Bla join Iāll just jump ship all together lol
Iām with you
Jump now! Beat the mad rush!
She's as subtle as a toddler in a crystal shop.
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Even my toddler is more subtle than that š
Brittany said to Lala jokingly that she has to come over to the valley on the after show and Lala was all for it...
I'll never watch again if lala or scheana joined. I'm just starting to like it. Minus the crazy Kristen shtick they are trying to go with. Getting old real quick when we can see that it's indeed not only Kristen starting dramaš
Same!! I know they donāt care but I hope bravo knows just how many people will not watch if they do that!
LaLa and SheShu will totally ruin The Valley. Iām so sick of both of them and desperately need a break!
A Smirnoff branded birthday party for a 40 year old woman is something else š
Not just Smirnoff, Smirnoff Ice š¤£ I stopped drinking that in 2004, I didn't even think they made it anymore š
Instant heart burn
right like who drinks that past age 17
This right here š last time I had one I was 16.
No one because only the youth can survive the heartburn and hangover from these
Iām in no way the classiest of people but even I havenāt bought Smirnoff since I was like 22 maybe. Girl get you a grey goose or ketel one endorsement!
Sheās 40??
"but I look 26 because of Botox" Scheana said once upon a time
"but I look 26 because of Botox" Scheana said once upon a time
Like the Wicked Witch of the West. Lower face is melting, melting, mmmmelllltinnggg...
I think itās actually her 39th, but weāre kinda splitting hairs at this point.
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They should've partnered with Tums or Pepto.
Who else was going to throw her a party after watching that season? She only has Lala and Brittany left and let's face it for someone who is suuuuuuuuuuuuuch a great friend Sandoval is nowhere to be seen when it is not filming time.
She only likes what he does for her, she could not care less about him. Theyāre not close, he just does things for her, things her man should be doing if anyone is going to. All of his and her relationships are transactional
Did Tom also pay a sound guy to set up a stage so she could perform at her own surprise party?
I'd be more surprised if Scheana *didn't* perform at this party.
"Who, me? Really? Guys, I can't. No. It's not like I'm even wearing my good as gold outfit or anything! Oh wait YES I AM!"
Perfect gif!
The way she was going on and on about it as if he'd given her a kidney! Give it a fucking rest Scema!
And get a sponsor lol.
Ofc her husband wouldnāt, sorry couldnāt*, pay himself for a āsurpriseā party.
She is so thin again. This makes me sad (not bc just being thin, but bc she has said this season she lost weight due to stress).
Reality TV does not seem like a good place for her. Despite doing it for this long, she does not know how to navigate it. She (and her family) seem obsessed with the comment section. I have obssessive thoughts as well, and I really can't ever imagine being on reality television, it would do a number on me.
When Lala said in the after show that Scheanaās mom and sister send her the negative shit said about her online, it made me a little sad for her. What do they get out of doing that to her mental health? My family would tell me to stay the fuck off socials and probably threaten to delete my account.
This is the most Scheana two piece Iāve ever seen
I quit Instagram but I assume she's taking lots of heat and Smirnoff is catching shit for collaborating with her? You know she's worried that these Chili's and Smirnoff deals will vanish now.
I wouldnāt say the comment section was all heat but yeah she was coping it in the comments about the finale. If I was Scheana I would have held off on the sponsored posts until after the the reunion because I canāt imagine a brand loving their comment sections being filled with people telling the person they paid thousands of dollars to influence fans to buy their drink, that they think she sucks šĀ
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Wonder if she deleted - the comments section was 100% heat when I saw the post yesterday.
not her liking comments defending her rnā¦ sheās so embarrassing like girl just turn ur comments off atp
How does Arianaās ass taste?
This is giving me her engagement rot Brock vibe all over again.
Surprise sponsored party. Um no. She is such a fake dumbass!
Scheana is so tacky and not in a cute campy way but like in a sad washed up way.
Oh my. Spot on. 
Iām so surprised! #ad
I think the outfit looks nice but her extensions do not. But also not even regular Smirnoff but Smirnoff Ice? No thanks!
PSA to those who drink and have a Costco membership: The Kirkland French Vodka in the tall bottle is so freaking good. Don't get the Kirkland American kind!
I cant think of anything sadder than emoji being listed as one of your favourite things. I mean I guess faking a surprise party that has emojis because itās your fave thing is a lot sadder but I digress
Pitiful trying to stay in the spotlight
Scheanna loves every second by sponsoring something.
Yāall donāt get cute on your birthday?
I believe she wears this ensemble to the grocery store. Her style is consistent.
SHE IS THE WORST
Well, she does almost always wear a crop top š¤£
It's kinda her thing! š
How embarrassing.
She does look good though.
Everyone knows crop tops are her thing
It kills me how she's literally turning into lilah gibney
They really do think we're stupid.
God I drank Smirnoff ice when I was a teen 20 odd years ago. Notice a few ttrying hard to make it cool again. As the party was an endorsement I think she knew about it. Wish these people wouldn't take people for idiots
I havenāt drank a Smirnoff Ice since I was way too young to be doing so š
Exactly. The generation of the gateway drinks -alcopops
What about her mom guilt? Because you know after going to Chicago, coachella, appearances, sheās got so much mom guilt yet continues to do these parties and promos.
Pretty sure thatās her wedding dressā¦
I mean Brock could of told her they were going for a fancy meal so she should dress up. I understand people are having very obsessive parasocial feelings about the situation with Ariana but this excessive bullying is becoming ridiculous.
They all know this is the case, but just want to continue their hate brigade by being willfully ignorant.
Right ? I feel like Iām at school again watching the mean girls bullying people.
Is it tho ?
Quite the wordsmith arenāt youā¦
Thatās what they tell me
I have a feeling Ariana has already forgiven her... brad, Dan and Dayna all liked her post...if Ariana isnt ok with her no way those 3 would like her posts.
Ariana hasnāt wished her a happy birthday or liked any of her posts. I donāt think sheās forgiven her
That's true. I was definitely reading too much into the likes ha
Unless they are adults who dont play kids games.
she doesnt like surprises
Why do her sponsors always suck.
did you think how this would affect sheana? Savage beast lol
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It was her birthday. I like dressing up on my birthday. Nothing wrong with that.
I do too donāt get me wrong, she looks beautiful as I said in my post! But if I thought I was just going for like a dinner or something (idk how the surprise went) I probably wouldnāt be wearing something like this š this is 100% a Smirnoff sponsored party outfit
Fair. I don't care for her style either. She usually looks cheap.
Hahaha her caption. #ad #imadumbass #notasurprise
adbutstillsurprise #iamamongoloid
Dumb bitch
How old is she and why is she always showing her tummy ? Who walks around in a bra all the time ?
not only a surprise but a SPONSORED surprise party