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Rudy Giuliani complains getting served indictment "wasn't done stylishly"
Rudy Giuliani complains getting served indictment "wasn't done stylishly"

www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-complains-getting-served-indictment-wasnt-done-stylishly-1902315

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In Canada, funeral costs are so high that bodies are going unclaimed – Firstpost
In Canada, funeral costs are so high that bodies are going unclaimed – Firstpost

www.firstpost.com/world/in-canada-funeral-costs-are-so-high-that-bodies-are-going-unclaimed-13772423.html

by LivinInBliss
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North Carolina Republicans Vote to Ban Masks in Public — Even for Cancer Patients
North Carolina Republicans Vote to Ban Masks in Public — Even for Cancer Patients
North Carolina Republicans Vote to Ban Masks in Public — Even for Cancer Patients

www.newsweek.com/north-carolina-senate-vote-masks-anti-health-1901894

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by KuniLP
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Sean 'Diddy' Combs apologizes for assaulting Cassie Ventura in 2016 video: 'I'm disgusted'
Sean 'Diddy' Combs apologizes for assaulting Cassie Ventura in 2016 video: 'I'm disgusted'

www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/05/19/sean-diddy-combs-apologizes-assault-cassie-ventura-video/73760847007/

by DCC_4LIFE
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Marco Rubio clashes with Kristen Welker over accepting the 2024 election results
Marco Rubio clashes with Kristen Welker over accepting the 2024 election results

thehill.com/homenews/senate/4673312-marco-rubio-clashes-with-kristen-welker-over-accepting-the-2024-election-results/

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306 cattle stolen in wild $165,000 heist over 12 day period in Australia
306 cattle stolen in wild $165,000 heist over 12 day period in Australia

inshort.geartape.com/306-cattle-stolen-in-wild-165000-heist-over-12-day-period-in-australia/

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706 people named Kyle got together in Texas. It wasn’t enough for a world record
706 people named Kyle got together in Texas. It wasn’t enough for a world record

apnews.com/article/world-record-people-named-kyle-6e444cd9dfd9b69f647d817b0afc1899

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Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Suggests Religion Is Used to Manipulate People
Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Suggests Religion Is Used to Manipulate People

wisportsheroics.com/green-bay-packers-news-aaron-rodgers-religion/

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NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public
NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public

ncnewsline.com/2024/05/15/nc-senate-approves-bill-making-it-a-crime-to-wear-a-mask-in-public/

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Giuliani becomes final defendant served indictment among 18 accused in Arizona fake electors case
Giuliani becomes final defendant served indictment among 18 accused in Arizona fake electors case

apnews.com/article/arizona-fake-electors-charges-2020-election-giuliani-86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

by engadine_maccas1997
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Rudy Giuliani gets indictment papers at birthday party after mocking Arizona attorney general
Rudy Giuliani gets indictment papers at birthday party after mocking Arizona attorney general

www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/two-hours-mocking-arizonas-attorney-general-rudy-giuliani-served-birth-rcna152905

by Kejmarcz
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Louisiana may reclassify drugs used in abortion as controlled dangerous substances
Louisiana may reclassify drugs used in abortion as controlled dangerous substances

www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/17/1251965020/louisiana-may-reclassify-drugs-used-in-abortion-as-controlled-dangerous-substanc

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Around $500,000 worth of baby eels seized at Toronto Pearson Airport
Around $500,000 worth of baby eels seized at Toronto Pearson AirportNews
Around $500,000 worth of baby eels seized at Toronto Pearson Airport

globalnews.ca/news/10504901/eels-elvers-seized-toronto-pearson-airport/

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Homeowners upset at HOA for spending more than $167K in legal fees
Homeowners upset at HOA for spending more than $167K in legal fees

www.ky3.com/2024/05/17/homeowners-upset-hoa-spending-more-than-167k-legal-fees/?tbref=hp

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New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal
New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

www.cnbc.com/2024/05/17/new-york-crypto-personality-used-seinfeld-joke-in-fraud.html

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Over 260 Arrested in Iran for Alleged Satanism Symbols
Over 260 Arrested in Iran for Alleged Satanism Symbols

iranwire.com/en/news/129363-over-260-arrested-in-iran-for-alleged-satanism-symbols/

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Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing
Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing

www.livemint.com/news/watch-taiwan-parliament-member-runs-away-with-bill-to-prevent-passing-netizens-say-is-there-a-bill-about-stealing-11715996527110.html

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Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names
Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names

www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68985412

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Parents upset after 8th graders asked to rate Adolf Hitler’s attributes at metro Atlanta school
Parents upset after 8th graders asked to rate Adolf Hitler’s attributes at metro Atlanta school

www.wsbtv.com/news/local/parents-upset-after-8th-graders-asked-rate-adolf-hitlers-attributes-metro-atlanta-school/5HSOF62HGZGN5GYXLBGLIGZXOE/

by Midnightchickover
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Scottie Scheffler says ‘stretching in a jail cell was a first’ after arrest at PGA Championship
Scottie Scheffler says ‘stretching in a jail cell was a first’ after arrest at PGA Championship

www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/c1wxe94n1zlo

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Grandma Groped Goofy – Character Allegedly Assaulted By Elderly Woman at Walt Disney World
Grandma Groped Goofy – Character Allegedly Assaulted By Elderly Woman at Walt Disney World

wdwnt.com/2024/05/grandma-groped-goofy-character-allegedly-assaulted-by-elderly-woman-at-walt-disney-world/

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OpenAI, Reddit teaming in deal that will bring Reddit's content to ChatGPT
OpenAI, Reddit teaming in deal that will bring Reddit's content to ChatGPT

abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/openai-reddit-teaming-deal-bring-reddits-content-chatgpt-110334208

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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms
Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms

www.nola.com/news/education/louisiana-oks-bill-mandating-ten-commandments-in-classroom/article_d48347b6-13b9-11ef-b773-97d8060ee8a3.html

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs a bill that strikes climate change from state law
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs a bill that strikes climate change from state law

www.npr.org/2024/05/16/1251769080/florida-desantis-climate-change-law

by Italianpotato12
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World No. 1 Scottie Scheffler charged with felony assault of police at accident scene outside Valhalla
World No. 1 Scottie Scheffler charged with felony assault of police at accident scene outside Valhalla

www.wdrb.com/sports/world-no-1-scottie-scheffler-charged-with-felony-assault-of-police-at-accident-scene-outside/article_d2ec5eb0-143b-11ef-9912-87abd4c7478d.html

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