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Giuliani becomes final defendant served indictment among 18 accused in Arizona fake electors case
I prefer the title from the last time it was posted: Rudy Giuliani gets indictment papers at birthday party after mocking Arizona attorney general
That’s a much better lede!
Got to collect them all.
Rudy Giuliani would make a terrible pokemon, but his hair leak poison attack would be devastating.
Rudy chooses 4 seasons.... Rudy hurts himself in confusion
But he'd hurt himself in the process since it would leak back onto himself
Negatory - A Republican at this stage of Evolution has Poison Heal as a hidden ability. I believe that's what we're witnessing here.
🤣
That's assuming he'd even fit in a pokeball.
He makes a good lawn jockey though.
"Lock him up"
The sheer number of Republicans that worked together to steal this election is staggering. They even got to the point of an insurrection. Yet, Trump won't be penalized at all.. the best chance right now is because he used campaign funds to pay off a pornstar for fucking him.
We have a Republican problem that needs to be solved. If we don't, we will lose our democracy.
The real oniony part here is that he was taunting them on social media saying that they couldn't find him and if they didn't deliver on the papers tonight they would have to admit it was a sham.
They then delivered his papers.
Hahahahahahahaha
Mental illness aside, I don’t understand throwing your entire career/life/reputation away for TFG. He has to have career/life-ending dirt on all these guys that hilariously fall on their swords for him right? IDK. Maybe I just don’t want people to be as bad as they really are.
*edit - word
For Rudy it should have become obvious after the Four Seasons Landscaping mess. His mind clearly isn't working at full capacity.
Man, I remember seeing that happening live and wondering how the fuck anyone could be THAT delusional.
Now I realize he wasn't being delusional... he was priming us to accept the soft coup that he was perpetrating.
Criminal scumbag. I hope he's found guilty and gets tossed in the hoosegow for the rest of his sweaty, flatulent life.
Why not both ?
Trump wants total obedience from anyone working for him. That means getting rid of people for ever smaller disagreements, even when Trump is in the wrong. Driving away anyone competent and leading to MAGA: Making Attorneys get Attorneys
It is entirely possible that Rudy has Russian ties dating back to his time as US Attorney. His work against the Italian Mob very nearly cleared the board for the Russians to move in and Rudy takes a lot of "speaking gigs" from Russian American business associations. Rudy and Trump have been knee deep in Russian money for decades now. They can rat each other out and if you need an explanation for Rudy's bizarre attachment to Trump, I think it's just self preservation. Rudy knows if Trump goes down he'll sing, so he needs to do anything, anything at all, to prevent that. I think it's Rudy's hubris that prevents him from looking for his own deal before he absolutely has to.
Honestly I think Roger Stone had a big part in it. He rolled with Nixon back in the day and learned a valuable lesson from the impeachment.
Never admit blame.
Gaslight obstruct block lie do whatever you have to do, just don't accept the results if they're negative to you
He drinks.
BuT iT wAs hIs BIRTHDAY!!?!???!!!!! 🤮😩😭🤯
He wasn't happy with the gift they had for him.
Hey, the Marshall sang happy birthday to him and everything.
“Hey, c’maaahn! I’m just a little guy! I’m a little birthday boy!”
FAFO
Notorious Farter
The party of law and order sure seems to spend a lot of time in court.
Does this mean they finally found him to serve him papers?
*reads*
Aww, it didn't say anything about how they got him finally.
At his birthday party, where he was live streaming with Steve bannon.
I know. I was hoping this article let everyone know. You missed the best part, though. He was making fun of the judge in the stream.
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Eat scat, Rudy
Happy cake day, greasy fuck.
I'll never understand why they ban perfectly Oniony stories while something not remotely on topic like this stays up.
It's news, and he's a weasel, but nothing here resembles satire.
Happy Birthday asshole! Hope it was ruined for you.
Ha ha
I'm not sure if any of you realise how the electoral college works. This is why you believe this shit. The law says if a vote is contested, then the electors for that party must be on hand to cast there votes for there stated person that won. If the ballot recount goes in that party favor. If its contested then the other party has the right and obligation to be on hand to cast the vote for their party if the contested vote goes in the favor of their party. It's not trying to influence or change the vote. If the recount doesn't go in the favor the first party that won gets to cast for the electoral votes.
Even an AI can write better than this. While being run on a Gateway from 1999.
Real eyes realize real lies. We spell it realize, mate. "You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
There needs to be a reason to contest. Some evidence of corruption.
Rudy the traitor admitted in court that they had no evidence of cheating by dems. It's been years of traitor Republicans lying about the election.
Their
WE GOT AN EXPERT HERE!!
That's your argument? That auto correct misspelled a word? That this transgression must invalidate the whole argument? You should try learning how the electoral college works. But, instead you skim CNN's sensational headlines instead of having an original thought. Glad this makes sense to you.
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I am eating this up like a rich delicious slice of chocolate cake NOM NOM NOM.