Credit: calisthenics.start
Carring her to the bedroom like a 12-pack.
Holy fucking shit, lol
I can carry 18/20 pack in one hand by the handles! (Found out yesterday)
Just make sure she’s at least 18, Christ
2 in the pink and one in the stink for maximum grip
Holding her like a bowling ball
Once you get to the bed, throw her in the pillow, try for the strike.
Stttttttrike!
Carring?
I've actively thought of this before. What is wrong with me.
I did this once! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You just brought back funny memories!
You carried someone like that...? What.
All panties are crotchless when he’s around.
To shreds, you say?
💦
Hopefully it's not callused and torn to shit. Imagine that up your asshole!
Ribbed for her his pleasure.
You're kidding right? Last time she got fingered the doctor couldn't put her pelvis back together again
Nah, she’s a power bottom.
She like the fingerups.
Saw this and the inner dialogue immediately went to, “Ladiesss—suhhh-p” 😉
The thing that amazes me the most about this is that his fingers don't snap from all that weight.
Does anyone know what fingering exercises he does to make his fingers This strong
Handstands, handstand pushups, and pushups using only fingertips
I would've never imagined fingers had enough structural integrity to handle this, no matter how strong.
Tendons still take time to build, like muscles, but they can become stronger.
fuck tendons, this dude has piano wire in there.
You've never seen those old Looney Tunes cartoons where the buff guy at the beach is doing a handstand on the tip of a bottle with one finger? Science.
climbing is especially effective. Go to a bouldering hall and i bet your fingers are the first things that will give out, at the start at least
You use your Chi. Otherwise they snap.
/r/Bullshido your Master awaits.
Ah, yes. Use the force!
Oh, the power of Chis
Of course. One must use nen.
Do wall pushup on your finger tips. Start at whatever angle you can (prob 45 deg or more straight), then over months you can decrease the angle until you're using a chair, then a foot stool, then the floor, then start to to raise your legs doing finger tip push ups
High velocity fingering works great
My brother used to do chin ups using his fingertips on a door frame. I asked him why? He shrugged and said, "all climbers do that to train."
To this day, I've not met another person who does
Giving people the bird.
Ask his partner
Fingering.
Ahh understood. Do you have any videos of it. I would love to see it
cries in arthritis
That's what I thought. I was preemptively wincing because it looked so dangerous.
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“Can’t be good long term” is the default reddit response to any impressive physical feat that shows up on this site full of sedentary dorks
Honestly I'm inclined to believe it's fake with all the cuts and the broccoli haircut suggesting he's just a tiktok bullshit artist.
That was my thought. I figured at that angle, doesn’t matter how “strong” your fingers are, they’re bound to break
The tensile strength of a fresh finger is 275 N/mm max, which is 2.43 lbs per square inch. Even distributed across 10 fingers, I’d expect them to snap under body weight.
Yet here is somebody else doing something similar https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/s/GPMZFKIIMR
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1748762/#:~:text=Abstract,segment%20of%20the%20central%20band.
I used to be able to do a planch. I had to launch into it and catch myself. Thought i was going to break my wrists. Cant even imagine what he is experiencing.
I have a friend that was a rock climber. He was in a bar and did some two finger pull-ups. I don't know exactly what broke, but I know he had a spiral fracture and ended up having surgery and pins. He thought it was funny and showed everyone his X-rays. I wouldn't be surprised if he still does that trick.
You never went to school? Clearly the center angle of the stabilization index exists within the correct vertical measurements to propel force outcome through negative axis. Therefor, his own mass works as the source point (velocity greater or less than 67.8889=x2) and the risk arrangement becomes minimized by direct cerebral repetition-calibrations.
The young girl was disgusted. The mom was intrigued.
It’s not disgust it’s fear
MOM KNOWS
Dude with the glasses was intrigued as well.
He enjoys butthole pleasures
So was Grammy
He satisfies female elephants in his free time.
:(
Why are you sad if they are satisfied by the end of it?
Still can't satisfy u/inkassatkasasatka
;)
;-;
that’s a MUST
There's no way this is good for your fingers. You can literally see his fingers hyperextending here
You build up to it.
Average reddit comment on any impressive physical feat. His fingers are fine, he's trained for this
Maybe he's double jointed?
Is it just me or he has abnormaly long fingers?
Imagine the tricks he can do in the bed room
Cause intense pain? Start fires?
He snaps his fingers and the resulting shock wave concusses his date and blasts her clothes right off.
I am
It is not about strength, it is about durability of his tendons.
And strength…
In arms. Fingers don't have muscles.
Pretty sure my farmer dad does finger push-ups before greeting me when I show up
It is about tendons too.
r/wh(whatevermanyo)osh
Tom Aspinall is watching!
There are no muscles in the fingers.
https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/hand-fingers-no-muscles-phalanges-bones-tendons.html
This is power you get when spamming the A button when catching a pokemon and being superstitious
Looks fake
Patrick Mabones
This guy types.
Tres pushups
There’s shaolin monks that train for this type I saw in a documentary. Many can do a few fingers, only few can do 2. They all shoot for using 1 finger but only like a few have mastered it since their inception.
I would be impressed but the broccoli on his head ruined it
Eat your wheaties kids and drink the milk
Jesus that haircut is dumb
Nah man, nature is beautiful. This is the first time I’ve seen a timelapse of a broccoli blossoming.
True, but it's starting to not look as bad now that people are starting to get mullets again. I honestly can't tell if it's ironic.
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Cuz of the brocolli cut, right?
I was thinking just the opposite.
and I imagine many lesbians are very jealous right now.
"It's all about finger strength baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength"
I needed to check which sub before daring to watch this
I can’t do that.
We're all thinking about it...
It's nice to see Luke moving onto different things once Modern Family ran its course
I wonder why he's gotta be shirtless tho?? Not that I'm complaining
Not a dry seat in the house
Is that the lead singer of Greta Van Fleet?
Clearly a witch. Better burn him before it’s too late.
The human body is truly incredible when pushed to its absolute peak.
Sqqqqqqqeeeeeeuirt
Training for his trip to Aldi so he can bring in all his groceries in 1 trip. 1 trip!!!!
Dam, this guy fingers
I wonder how is goes in a thumb war?
Poke of DOOM
Haters will say its fake!
Future arthritis sufferer.
When this guy shoots a finger gun at you? DIVE FOR COVER!
Patrick Mahomes has nothing to do in the off season?
How? Like actually how does one even do this?
Oh the anxiety dreading the moment when his finger bones SNAP
Wait till he hits his 40s, (chuckles in arthritis)
Sn-sn-sn-snap!
long time ago i saw a show where i a guy did a hand stand with 1 finger in a wine bottle.
Charlie Puth puttin in work
I'm gonna think/believe he's one of the boys in finger ring commercial
This is pretty impressive. But how you even train for that?
Mr. steal your woms
He'll be sorry when he's my age and his hands are utterly useless because of osteoarthritis and other injuries.
Bang bang bang you into my life
Gonna finger bang you ev-er-y night
I'm not denying those fingers, but it's a phenomenal core power.
That’s what she said
90% of those people are looking if they snap.
His gf must love him. 😂
Thats what she said.
What are your intentions with my daughter young man? 🧐🤔
Fake. He's being lifted by invisible wires.
Did we really need the blurry close ups of these people going 😮 though?
Cool, but why did he take his shirt off?
Wait how?
Am i the onlyone who sees this and imagines his Fingers breaking?
Power of the broccoli
Is that it? I was expecting something more? Anything more. Wait until they see somebody do a 1 finger press up...
Guy could be an incredible rock climber.
The fingers just balancing the weight on top of them, his abs and the rest of his core are doing the real work here.
Harry Potter was there!
What a great display of fingering
Come here baby , I’m gonna do finger stands on your g spot
Then he wonders why she’s on her period everyday
I have never tried it on a iron pipe, but on the ground I can do it
I was hoping he fell on his head, effectively smacking some sense into his haircut choices.
Leave the bro-ccoli alone. He can look however he wants with fingers like that.
This isn’t actually that hard.
That’s really impressive, but the douche haircut with shirtless look is so boring for me, it takes away from the act.
That’s your choice to be judgmental, isn’t it?
nah man you’re right i do love the broccoli hair
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His girlfriend must be one happy babe!