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Rudy Giuliani served with Arizona fake electors indictment after 80th birthday party
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“If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning; They must dismiss the indictment
Didn't know there were deadlines for indictments.
There aren't, Rudy just has no clue how the law actually works.
In fairness, he did graduate from Four Seasons Total Landscaping Law School.
Roy Cohn Community College School of Law
Ironic considering his background…as an attorney. How tf did he pass the BAR
He has a reputation for never passing any bar...
He probably paid for it.
I think the comment was sarcastic
Thought he went to Harverd.
It's been shown quite often recently that going to "prestigious" schools doesn't mean shit when you are rich.
If the prosecutor doesn't show up in the first 15 mins, we're allowed to leave.
And your pizza is free!
But the pizza is cursed.
That's bad.
Crap, they’re here.
It's him quoting "stop the steal" lines, but while trying to be funny by replacing votes with indictments.
Touch blue make it true! Double stamped. No erasies!
If you hide for a few hours, your wanted stars go away.
Maybe he should have just had his car repainted?
He didn’t call LAWYERUP, that was his mistake.
Is this the rich person version of "if the teacher doesn't show up within 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave"?
If our roomate commits suicide we all get A's for the semester!
What’s wild is he’s lying to people to raise money. He knows that’s not how it works.
Avoid indictment with this one weird trick! Lawyers hate him!
it would be great if the tweet is what allowed authorities to locate him, through triangulation or some other means that i don't understand
Arizona: is that a challenge?
"Challenge Accepted"
If memory serves me right he tweeted that at 10:06pm and they announced they surged him at about 10:30pm. What’s even funnier is an imagine came out of the person who served him, the guy was hiding Amongs the crowed at this guys birthday singing happy birthday. And if what I heard is to be believed he served him right at the end of the song.
Canada huh? Almost made it.
Littering and...
Karma is a bitch
Giuliani is a bitch
Karma is a bitch.
Totally agree. If only one bitch would get some karma.. 🍊💩
He should've known better !
I'll walk myself out...
He could have just accepted service at his condo in New York, they showed up when he was home. But then how would he livestream the whole thing and fundraise off the drama?
I was half-hoping for a perp walk, but he would make too much money off that!
What's funny is that he was the first prosecutor to make heavy use of the perp walk
Even more embarrassing would be just one little camera to record the perp-walk, because no one cares about him.
Who are these grown adults that celebrate Giuliani defying a subpoena? That still gives him money? He’s useless; Trump doesn’t even want him on Mar-a-Lago property.
Heavy user? Definitely. First prosecutor? Hardly.
Government officials as far back as FBI director Edgar Hoover in the 1920s have used perp walks to bolster public support for prosecutors. Hoover orchestrated photo opportunities for journalists to capture his arrests of mobsters Alvin Karpis and Harry Campbell.
He could have lived out his life as a rich, sorta-famous guy in NYC but decided to be a traitor instead.
Enjoy consequences, dick.
With his bad divorce settlements Rudy could never retire comfortably rich but he could have kept the cash flowing just by giving "leadership" speeches consisting of "a noun, a verb, and 9/11."
He says he needs $40k a month to survive. There is no way he could ever keep up with that reckless of a lifestyle. He had already offensively milked 9/11 into a meme before he joined up with the Trump mob.
$40k a month
Don't you have a large number of people surviving on less than that per year? Someone needs to readjust their expectations
Seriously. I don't understand why judges even allow this sort of thing. If you've had some kind of large financial judgement made against you, how much of your money you get to keep should be tied something like the mean or median income of your state of residence, or something like that.
how much of your money you get to keep should be tied something like the mean or median income of your state of residence
Fuck no, crime shouldnt pay is what his cronies say all the time, if he doesnt have enough to live for after his judgement costs, put him into a minimum wage job just like everyone else.
If he cant find one its food stamp time.
he can go be a part time greeter at walmart.
God no, Wal-Mart has standards.
God no
That's exactly what I exclaimed when I read that comment.
I do not want to have to pass the Ghoulani monster to enter Wally World.
Make him live on the minimum wage he and his ilk seem to like others to survive on
I say, straight to jail. Nothing clears up these rich fucks' head as the threat of going to prison.
Has he tried making coffee at home?
He just needs to cut back on the avocado toast
I’m 30 and i’ve never taken home this much in a year. i have a bachelors degree.
You're way underpaid my man.
Underpaid is an understatement. I'm not sure what the Federal government's threshold is, but less than 40k annually is effectively poverty in 2024.
In gross I made something like 51k doing my nothing special, high-school-with-some-college level job, but that was with ~$10k in extra hours worked also.
Poverty level for a single person w no dependents is about 12,500 per year.
Wow, that's nuts. Literally mind blowing
Most companies steal from their employees this way.
40,000 per year puts you in the 41st percentile in America. They are underpaid, but you underestimate how little the average American makes.
What's keeping you at whatever job you do?
I worked until I was 49, before going on disability, and I never made over 30k/yr. And I have a bachelor's degree
Giuliani still has 2 luxury apartments, one in Florida and one in New York. He could have sold one at any time, for starters.
He’s been trying to sell his NY apartment but no one wants it. Probably the smell.
Did he set the price like he wants to sell it? I suppose you can always sell it by using an auction.
Hopefully someone like Leticia James will someday, for Pennies on the dollar.
I saw somewhere else that the bankruptcy judge is likely about to bring down the hammer quite soon, and has the power to just confiscate and auction off that apartment. Giuliani has legally fucked around so much that he is not entitled to leniency.
It couldn’t/literally wouldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Neat use/mutation of the phrase
Probably all the farting he does in there..
40k a month? how expensive is it to drink a bathtub full of scotch every month?
He says he needs $40k a month to survive
Obviously a man of the people!
I'm raising two kids on 25k annual.
Fuck this piece of shit
Then his grasp of basic budgeting is about as poor as his grasp of the law...
He was well beyond just milking 9/11 and had moved on to tickling its balls
"a noun, a verb, and 9/11."
I love that line because it should remind you of how good of a debater Biden is.
He came in behind Obama, Clinton, AND Edwards in 08, but with one line in a debate ENDED Rudy's campaign.
Saying that only 6 years after the fact had to take some courage.
LOL that might be Biden's best line. Thanks for reminding me of it.
9
huh?
11
cheers and applause
He's always been a corrupt POS. I lived in NY during his reign, and he used have his other corrupt buddy, Bernie Kerik, drive him around in a tinted towncar while he drank and smoked enormous stogies. Ever since he was a prosecutor, he's wanted to be a wise guy. He even took on the mob to get close to the real wise guys, and entrench himself in their lifestyle. The upstanding prosecutor-turned-mayor routine was always a facade.
One of the most hilariously stupid things I ever saw was him and D'amato dressing up like bikers then taking a caravan of reporters up to Harlem to cop some crack. I've despised the bozo since that day.
I’ve never lived in NYC but ever since I found out why he was actually seen wandering around the city in the aftermath I’ve hated his dumb ass.
If more people knew how much of a shitheel he’s been for most of his adult life there’d be significantly less people talking about how he could have coasted on the image of being a hero or America’s Mayor.
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I feel like we were all a little more naive back then.
Best news I have heard today.
More than that. At one point in time, America nearly unanimously loved him. His age and greed depleted him of any morality. We need term limits across the board for everybody in politics.
Term limits have nothing to do with Rudy. He hasn't held elected office since being mayor, a position he was term limited out of.
And the Supreme Court. Nobody should have a job for life in politics
I’ll bet the mobsters he helped put away are loving all of this
I bet they knew he was crooked too.
It's never eveough for these kinda people. They could be rich and powerful, but it's never enough money or power.
Imagine being 80 and being served with another indictment. Instead of quietly spending your birthday with your loving family and grandkids.
Imagine being 80 having spent a lifetime of public service. And at one point being the focal point of the entire nation. Only to be used as a punchline for late night talk show hosts and podcasters.
Imagine being 80 coming to the realization that hosting a press conference at a landscaping company parking lot won't be the most embarrassing thing you'll be known for.
A lifetime of public service but he hasn’t served honorably. He’s been crooked and on the take the entire time.
All of the trump/magaloids will suffer this fate. It's such a sad, embarrassing finale to any career; not for his role as Hercules, or as Detroit's most notorious rock guitarist, not as a former crack-head turned entrepreneur & pillow magnate - no. They'll go down in history as victims of the world's most obvious conman and full-throated supporters of America's least intelligent, least charismatic cult leader.
Which guitarist?
Ted Nugent I think
Honestly, Nugget beclowned himself long before Trump got on the ballot. Being the kind of guy that can cake his lower half in his own filth to get out of the draft and beat the war drums to feed ego later is not a good look.
Ah. Yeah that tracks. Thought maybe someone meant kid rock and couldn't think of a single time I've seen that guy pick up a guitar
Kid Rock isn't really from Detroit. Romeo is a hick town north of D town and doesn't even rate as a suburb of D. poser time and time again.
Also, his whole "hard knock life/being from the trailer park" schtick is total poser shit too. His dad owned a car dealership and he grew up comfortably in a mid-upper class neighborhood. He wasn't Eminem growing up in the 8 Mile area in Detroit - which is actually a rough part of town. Kid Rock is a clown with an identity crisis and his music is awful.
And Jack White seems like he's too weird to get involved in contemporary politics at all.
Not to defend the guy or his positions, but Kid Rock can play every instrument on stage with him. He's a decent guitarist and a very decent drummer. It's a regular part of his show that he takes over an instrument or two for his band. usually just to play a solo but sometimes for whole songs. It almost makes it all worse because he genuinely has a lot of talent.
Ted Nugent.
Though James Williamson was better.
Maybe they're talking about Ted Nugent? If so, I think he'll still be remembered for, uhh, something else.
Wish version Alvin Lee.
And even if they "win" fascism always fails, often in embarrassingly violent ways.
That's great, but it doesn't help the millions of people who die first.
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Especially a guy like Nugent. He's just the worst.
I say this as an aging white dude with a farm, trucks, and a gun/bow collection - that dude sucks out loud.
Trump was just the turd that drew them out, he didn't create the maggots.
As much as I agree with you, I don’t think any realization is coming for him. He will go to the grave standing by his fall from grace.
And being 80 and doubling down and talking shit about the people indicating you saying they can't touch you.
He wasn't a public servent, he was always at the service of the wealthy even when he was mayor, see Greyhound Therapy.
Um, the landscaping thing wasn't ever even close to his lowest moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhtD0OtNfLQ
I think you're forgetting when he got tricked by Borat and then tried to have sex with the fake reporter who was an actress playing a character badly playing a reporter.
His family doesn’t talk to him
I used to check out his daughter on twitter years ago and she seemed more embarrassed than anything. Isn't his son a full-on idiot like his dad though?
Bro didn’t even spend his birthday with his family, he spent it with a bunch of crooks.
also trying to fuck that girl in the borat film
I've never seen any other scene in a movie that was both so over-the-top ridiculous and so horrifying at the same time. It really felt like if they had let the scene roll for another few minutes that they might've captured a sexual assault by a former NYC mayor on film.
Seems to still be partying
Imagine being 80 having spent a lifetime of public service.
More like a lifetime of self-service
His birthday isn't even until the 28th of May. This was just a birthday party for his friends in Florida. Probably will with family over Memorial weekend to celebrate with them.
His first day of court he will show up in a wheel chair, with a respirator & oxygen tank, and an IV of Merlot.
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Could have just fucking retired and dropped from the limelight, were it not for his fucking ego-
I can’t shake the feeling that trump or Russia have something on him. Or he’s just a prick.
I can't recall who said it, but there used to be a joke that the most dangerous place in NYC was between Rudy Guiliani and a microphone. Even back when he was a prosecutor, he was known as a guy that loved attention, and I think everything we've seen after 9/11 is someone who got the best fix of their life and has been chasing that high ever since. The idea that Guiliani could retire and fade from the limelight is antithetical to the very core of who he is.
He's had russian mob ties since before the 'cleanup' of NYC. He went after the italians to let the russians in. This is not secret knowledge.
Dude taunted law enforcement and completely made up conditions under which the indictment wasn’t valid (lol)… and went surprised pikachu when he got served at his party lmao. Maybe you should obey instructions and follow the law, Mr Landscaping.
Less than two hours after taunting the DA on Twitter about how they hadn't managed to serve him yet
didn't know these helium farts could smell that sweet /s
"He was unfazed and enjoyed an incredible evening with hundreds of people, from all walks of life, who love and respect him for his contributions to society. We look forward to full vindication soon," Goodman said.
That’s hilarious. No way he was unfazed if he was intentionally taunting them earlier that night.
Did he really think they couldn't find him if he went to a huge birthday party FOR HIM? "They'll never think to look for me here!"
He’s a Scooby doo villain, of course he didn’t.
Ooh! When do we get to tear his face off?
Leave that to the leopards.
It can be incredibly hard to serve someone who is actively dodging service. Process servers aren't law enforcement and don't have special powers of service. Even when they know exactly where someone is they can't force their way in to serve them.
“By the way. I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the papers that I was mad.”
Apparently he left right after he was served papers and this is just hyperbole that sidesteps the truth.
A short aside, but I read this in the New York Post yesterday, which kept using 'unphased' ffs
Happy Birthday, you piece of shit! 🎉🎂👮
The Marshall that served him sang him happy birthday first.
It's like the four season incident all over again.
First he sings, then he serves!
Happy birthday, Rudy!
Maybe for your 81st, you'll get the gift of a jail cell.
You know he can register at the prison commissary. Maybe trump can send him some ramen?
(j/k trump would never do anything for another person)
Giuliani, in a since-deleted tweet, wrote, "If Arizona authorities can't find me by tomorrow morning: 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can't count votes."
Best part
Ergo Rudi, if they can find you tonight you must admit the indictment and concede they can count votes.
Dumb. As dumb as he was when acting as Trump’s attorney
This couldn't happen to a nicer guy. The reality is he was a POS that just happened to be rescued by 9/11 but if you talk to any New Yorker he was hated before 9/11. Like George W Bush he rode a tragedy to gain some fame but the real person who was defective underneath surfaced both before and after that tragic event. The only sadness I have is that at 80, he won't have that many years left to rot in a prison
He needs to be gifted bracelets and an orange jumper.
Isn’t this the same thug who owes those two election workers in Georgia tens of millions of dollars? Why the hell is he allowed to have a birthday party at all?
Everything that useless thug owns should be liquidated, and after that he should be spending every waking moment dancing for nickels in the street.
i hope his papers were served by a clown, folded inside a birthday card
I feel a bit better about my own lack of rizz after reading that.
after boasting on social media that he had avoided being served.
Party of law and order...
lol, what a fucking joke. And I mean that as any claim of integrity or principles is a J O K E.
What they truly are, are selfish, greedy assholes.
That is by definition what a republican is.
Can you imagine being a conservative and these are the people you look up to? Hillary was being nice when she called them deplorables. I can’t imagine wearing diapers in public to defend a rapist lying traiter with a really bad fake tan and a “wife” who absolutely loathes him. But they do. It’s a cult, there’s no way around it.
They just gave him a lifetime achievement award that you have to pay for.
Happy birthday! Get fucked
he gave up his reputation as a great mayor during an American tragedy....for what he's got now. What a waste.
I had such respect for this guy at one time, long ago. I remember him fighting to lower crime, cleaning up Times Square here in NYC. What a freakin joke.
"America's Mayor" ... What a fucking clown of a man.
DURING his 80th birthday party at the literal 11th hour. Coward and corrupt. Bye.
Gotcha you un-American fuck
🎶Stop your fooling around
Better think of the future
A message to you Rudy🎵
Special comment
an adviser to Giuliani said, "The continued weaponization of our justice system should concern every American, from Arizona to Michigan and everywhere in between, as it does permanent, irrevocable harm to the country."
Lol. As if these jokers have anything to say about irrevocably harming the country
If he was walking back to his car after his birthday party he was about to drive drunk. Guarantee it.
He should have stayed in Trumps diaper….
I love this for him. Happy birthday and may your next be spent in debtors prison after you have been disbarred.
This is the idiot who insisted recently that in order to accept knighthood in England, you have to surrender your US citizenship, which is why he refused. It's also the same idiot who accepted knighthood back in 2002 in the wake of 9/11.
I don't feel sorry for this bastard in the least. Every time I see clips of Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss telling the world what Giuliani and Trump and their cultists put them through, it makes me sick inside and more loathsome towards the culprits.
"The continued weaponization of our justice system should concern every American, from Arizona to Michigan and everywhere in between, as it does permanent, irrevocable harm to the country." - Giuliani adviser.
I agree! Case in point: stacking the SCOTUS to overturn Roe v. Wade.
It's hilarious that they say this while simultaneously, trump is talking about using the DoJ to persecute his political rivals. Fuck all republicans.
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After that absurd tweet he put out about not being caught, it wouldn’t surprise me if his next legal gambit was to do the UNO reverse card.
Lul get fucked stay fucked.
He tried the ole', "If you test less, there will be less cases!" trick.
Excellent work, Process Server 47. Now to locate an exit.
Is there any chance the normalcy of having the people that run our country being geriatric dies out and 30-40 year olds start making decisions?
No because once the 80 year olds are out, the 70 year olds will finally get their chance.
Would be hilarious if he spends the rest of his life in prison when Trump, even elected, doesn't bother helping or pardoning him
There's video of the marshal who served him the papers Singing him Happy Birthday, you can't make it up
Shit, Rudy is only 80? He looks like 132, and I thought he was already dead a decade ago!
/em twirls moustache
happy b day , loser . ( b is for bad)
He was served at the party and left right after he was served. I guess he was embarrassed.
Dude that sung happy birthday and then handed him the papers is going to write a book on it. You watch
I believe it was during. .
Did he purposely push them to do it in this way so he could act the martyr around the only people still remaining to support him?
It pisses me off that this POS is kicking at 80 while my sister died from cancer at 59. This Universe is fucked up.
Could have just rode the wave of “America’s Mayor” into retirement with legacy secured, but opted for this.
Power & Money is a helluva drug.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. He's 80.
And booze Rudy got served plenty of booze too
Dude was seen as a hero after 9/11 and he threw it all away. Dumbass.
This guy has some loose screws