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1mo
Best I Promise School student
Low bar
Its amazing how black and gri-hispanic students understand english 🥰🥰
Yall are probably some asianiggas or europoors if u didnt get this reference to nyc politician that said the black students understood computers Fuck yall 9yo olds tha need tha /s
this is not jerking.
Casual racism isn’t funny Kyle.
The spectrum isn’t wide enough to capture his level of autism.
That hypothetical child would genetically be attracted to white women to where he’d be swimming in milk.
Karl Anthony Towns
Dwight Howard
Um, I'm seeing proof of existence, not uniqueness.
You’re right but we’re all cosplaying I Promise graduates on this sub so you’re gonna have to tone down the intelligent discourse here pal
Let the search begin.
Bronny is the only one that has dated a white woman here I don't get this
Master Baitor
They could’ve just as easily put “great in practice” or “his Mom’s favorite player”.
Good locker room guy.
Buys lunch sometimes.
Leading team in carpool driving.
Told a real knee slapper last Tuesday
Already achieving more than AI ever could
His mom’s favorite player is LeBron James Sr. the dude almost worth $1 billion fym
You’re pregnant
2 bords
Guess which one of the 3 is going to be drafted to the NBA?
Kobe "Michael" James?
Him Josh and Karl would be the best team
Fans of Eugenics 12/25
LeEugenics
Hitler showed the power of eugenics. Every war they lose, Germany comes back stronger. Had he not been stopped, there would be 8 foot Franz Wagners conquering the NBA.
Just to lose in the finals every year.
That’s what LeBron and Bronny have been doing, didn’t you notice?
Wasn’t that Dirk Nowitzki?
It's not even good eugenics. Both of those kids got their moms' genes. Neither one can play basketball. Their kids would regress to the mean and just be real estate agents and influencers
I think they’re more a fan themselves professional athletes…. if you hear about what goes on during the Olympic village 🤣 they litteraly have to try and build anti orgy beds.
Why are they always trying to stop Olympians from banging?
Big history with USC and eugenics actually
How did you already find video of their future child?
Circle jerk aside. Let’s take a moment to realize some degenerate 🤓asked an AI generator for this moment.
I have a name.
This is unacceptable
I would love for them to actually go for it but when their son turns out to be a 3'11 retarded midget.
And Lakers still picking him in the first round
If I know anything about reality, it’s that their child would be mediocre at basketball and the league will be dominated by some dude who is 6’10 for no reason because he grew up eating gas station food, “doesn’t even stretch doe”, has a 5’7 mom & doesn’t know his Dad along with Gary Trent Jr.’s son.
Role players’ kids are practically like Pokémon evolutions at this point. Gary Trent -> Gary Trent Jr. -> Gary Trent III
Damn, think about Jaren Jackson III. He will be like a mix of Victor and Wembanyama.
Why all these kids want to go to USC?
It's a nepobaby college not a real school
It’s a private school in LA so you can buy your way in. UCLA is a public school so it’s much tougher for nepo babies to buy in.
dawg they were saying this about Gianna before but when she died they literally went next one up
the child would be named LeBasketball
Homies trying to bring Crusader Kings into the NBA, smh.
Dude doesn't realize that Bronny Jr. has the "Bitch made" trait which lower Martial by 3 and sets legitimacy to zero upon succession.
I scrolled way too long before finding a Crusader Kings reference
This fool would either look like a black Habsburg or be a girl.
Caitlin Clark’s 9/11
Get an abortion lol
Hell nawl can’t do dis
Let’s handle this like grown up’s
Don’t send da video
An overrated rapist mixed with a crippling gambling addiction and an unyielding loyalty to the CCP seems like a recipe for disaster tbh
I think he was a properly rated rapist... in that he was a rapist. Pretty good at the old basketball thing though
It's like Albus Severus Potter all over again
Where tf did he get the Michael part from😭
I just made a comment addressing that too haha before even seeing yours
The “Michael” means “Mickey”.
Attending USC = took a few shits there.
What's with NBA fans and their natural love for eugenics?
yeah!! just imagine if we took physically gifted african americans and had them breed to produce the biggest and strongest offspring imaginable.
then the child could showcase his talent for wealthy land team owners to work for them
Imagine the kid sucked at basketball
Wouldn't surprise me, he is inheriting his father's dna
Call it "Mamba Mortality".
Kobe Michael James is Devin booker father
Vanessa Bryant is like Marge Simpson, she inherited everything when she married Kobe, including the DNA
Basketball Bene Gesserit
This is cringe
What's love got to do with it?
KoBron Jryant
That’d be dope AF 🔥
They'd probably be helicopter parents.
Love & Basketball remake?
SiCK B@STeRD SMDH
Why not LeBron Jordan Bryant 🤪
Least eugenics-minded NBA enjoyer.
Bronny only goes for white girls anyway
Wait wait wait.... Aand he gets drafted by the fucking CELTS!!!
Why the Micheal part though?
Just naming him Kobe James is fine enough
Unless they’re gonna some how include Jordan’s relative in the sex session 🤔🤷♂️
Kobron is a fuckin cool name though.
Natalia said nah you go no heart Bronny.
Okay, Kobe Michael James is hilarious though
Bronny James is going to marry a white girl and you know it
Who leaked my ck2 gameplay
This how young woman use to talk about boy bands.
live look at the male USC students 👀
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