That looks like a ball of flavor powder that got fried with the chips
If it is, this could be the most delicious chunk of matter ever to exist in a Cheetos bag
If it's not, I'm afraid of what it is
I do not have the courage to take a bite and find out
You owe us! You gota bite it now!
Someone get the CEO of Frito Lay on the phone. I'm about to make history
That's the most I've been excited all day long!
NOT concentrated deliciousness. NOT fried cheeto flavoring.
It is a straight over-fried, well-done, butt naked ass Cheeto with absolutely no flavor. The particles of Cheeto dust that rest on the ridges of this Jabba the Hut piece didn't even begin to mask the taste of bare burnt Cheeto.
0.5/10 - My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.
My condolences.. I am depressed again
Cheer up there my friend :)
He’s halfway there
Whooooaaaa! LEMON ON A PEaaAAR!
Cheeto you was cheering for you I was hoping it was the most delicious hunk of Cheeto to ver psss over your lips
Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
It won't🤗
lol
Lmao
☹️
Today was a day for Science!
I wish we could say this was a Triumph.
Portal reference???
I’m making a not here, huge failure.
You took one for the team! Thank you!
Brother, you got the cheeto that got stuck on the bottom of the fryer
The Cheeto End Boss. His reign of terror is at its end. We can rest peacefully knowing tacodung is out there ever watchful, ever vigilant.
Incredible. Niel Armstrong took a step for all of mankind in 1969. In 2024 we now have tacodung propelling us forward simply with a bite.
Holy shit this was such a wild ride!
~Reviewbrah
I want you to know that you just made my entire day lmao. Thank you for your sacrifice
Science wins again.
This is one of my favorite collection of words in a reddit post ever
Sorry Reddit pressured you to eat that disgusting thing.
I was fortunate enough to get a huge chunk of dorito nacho cheese seasoning before. I told no one about it until I ate it all lol
Dorito seasoning chunks are a godsend.
This chunk of a meteor that tasted like someone screamed "CHEESE" at a corn chip, not so much
I’m so sorry but according to another comment that fried ball of yuck is actually a combo of leftover cheeto and machine muck, and can include wet paper towels that fell onto the floor
don’t take another bite please
I lucked out and got multiple chunks of the ranch seasoning. It was the Best day of my life!!!
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
......fuck.
I love the reference to the legend himself 😅
Thank you so much for the closure and entertainment you've provided.
We all had such high hopes. We all share your pain and disappointment, brother.
Um its probably way worse than what you think it is, please call the 1800 number and let them know. Something like this should have never made it to a bag.
Source: me, fryer operator at frito lay
Tell your coworkers they overcooked and under-seasoned my cheetos
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your sacrifice
So 1 star, would not recommend?
it looks similar to cat vomit...
you just ate mock cat puke, OP. how does that make you feel?
Mr. Dung has stated that he is taking no further questions at this time
i see.
guess i'll have to come back with a warrant...
This killed my dog smh
... Welp there goes my theory 😭 and my depression
I’m so sorry to hear about your unfortunate event my friend
Tweet at them and demand an immediate refund or compensation for providing a subsatisfactory customer experience
Well that’s a bummer. I was waiting for something fun.
Email the company about it and complain. I had a very dodgy tasting lucozade bottle and I got compensated about £10 in vouchers after I did. Could get free cheetos
Weed. Straight weed, and straight to jail.
The universe is a cruel and spiteful place.
Alas.
Time to call Frito with the label. Any receipt/proof of purchase? Send that to them and get coupons for free Cheetohs.
Thank you, kind OP, for your dedication to SCIENCE
R.I.P.
It feels satisfying finally being the 999th upvote on something. Feels like a maximum amount of a currency in a game.
Turns out the ball of flavor was the friends we made along the way.. what a rollercoaster.
hey op- connect with Cheetos head office and provide those photos. Almost 100% guaranteed they will send you a box of goodies.
You are a fucking legend
Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡
What a sacrifice for the curious public.😂 If you don’t feel well, please quickly go to a doctor.
“Jabba the Hut piece” got me in stitches 😂
At least it wasn’t a chicken nugget….. ?
We appreciate your willingness to go where no man has gone, in the name of science! Cheers 🥂 brother
I usually dont follow comments after the first 3 ones but i did now to wait what you did.
You a king. 🤣
I want to save you from your pain! Because that description sounds horrible and you should get a lifetime supply Cheeto for that!
It was almost chicken of the cheeto bag
Report it to CS. You'll likely get several coupons for free replacements.
The worst kind of butt-ass naked 😭
Your contribution to science will be remembered!
Legend.
You are the soldier of reddit
I have never been so disappointed after reading an internet comment
Sorry to hear. Once when I was 12 I had a Cool Ranch Dorito that had a sizable (1”) ball of seasoning stuck to a regular seasoned chip. It was the single greatest chip I’ve had in my life. I was really excited that you would experience the same thing. That sucks that it wasn’t the seasoning ball.
god gives his toughest battles to his toughest soliders..
👏🏆 Reddit Science shares this Nobel prize on behalf of the community. Thank you for your Reddit services.
Damn, sorry you got fools gold OP
So it has no cheez. It is just a ‘to.
A true tragedy in 2 acts 🎭
Can we have a moment of silence for my brother's fallen Cheeto
o7 Democracy thanks you for your sacrifice
This is how Thanos felt when he snapped with no stones.
We appreciate your sacrifice in the name of science!
It's just not ripe yet, you gotta leave it out in the sun for a couple days and it will orange right up
Get your stomach pumped. Because apparently what you consumed is the fried (and presumably refried a million times over) gunk and debris from the machinery over at the FritoLay packing facility.
Off-topic, but this description is pure gold.
Sorry I didn't see this before - Could've warned you. Accidentally ate a sour cream and onion variant of this almost 25 years ago when i was 8. The trauma still remains...
omg i was searching for this answer xD
My day is made so thanks ahha
It seriously only took 1 internet stranger to peer pressure you into going from "I do not have the courage to take a bite and find out" to "Someone get the CEO of Frito Lay on the phone. I'm about to make history"
sad to see after reading the fritolay employees comment lol
Bro this is a fried paper towel lmfao
Thank you for taking one for the team.
Based on that ex frito lay employees comment, I think you might be eaten a chunk of a fried paper towel that fell on the floor and was used to clean out the clogged crevice of the cheeto machine. Sorry 😞
The hero we didn’t need but definitely deserve.
Oh man thats gross, its gunk and cheeto stuff🤢🤮
my brother in christ — WHY on earth would you eat it?!?! that shit is GREEN.
you just ate dust mixed with whatever gunk they scraped from the machines 🤢
What does it taste like with rice?
You just ate a fried paper towel. My condolences.
I love this comical response. At least you can tell this story to your children(if that franken-cheeto didn't make you infertile).
Def contact the company I bet you get some freebies for that grossness
Bruh an ex employee answered and you won’t be delighted about knowing what you ate
Is the 0.5 because it looked like Jabba?
I mean, respect for trying. I would’ve immediately done my best to become rich
Was that powder mound crunchy or was it not crunchy?
That gunk is your ticket to more free cheetos. Consumer advocacy now! Work it.
Hi im the CEO of frito lay, bite it dont be a pussy
Try sending a picture of it to them and see what happens. They may send you something for like a free bag. It’s worth a try
I did this on Twitter when I had 2 bags of hot cheetos that had very little actual red powder on it and I could physically see the regular yellow cheetos without flavoring on it. They ended up telling me to call their customer service number where I had to give them some ID/barcode number on each of the bags. Then they sent me 2 coupons for a free bag of cheetos.
The number was probably a batch code, so they could figure out exactly where and when your bags were made, and who was running the machine. Then the next day that employee had an unfortunate accident, falling right into the corn extruder. What are the chances?
SCORE!!!!
A lot of effort for a bag of cheetos.
Totally worth it.
Hot cheetos are way too expensive now so yes it's totally worth it to get the free coupons lmao
I got a bag once loaded with Cheeto dust... been chasing the draon ever since.
As someone who’s obsessed with Cheetos, I would’ve felt so special if I had gotten that bag.
Edit: just saw your newer reply. So sorry it didn’t live up to your expectations lol. Never mind.
At least cut it open. For science.
I was gonna say I bet it’s delicious.
I’ve had a few of these in my lifetime and they taste one of two ways. Either they are absolutely delicious or the most vile thing you have ever tasted no middle ground.
I just hope you realise how lucky you are. I’m a crisp fiend and yet to have been so lucky myself. Jealous.
Funny enough I only ever saw them at my school cafeteria. I think we got the reject bags of chips for our meals.
Wait, you guys got crisps (chips) with your school dinners? I’m not American enough to relate to this
Yep gotta love the American education system filling our kids with junk food.
Oh damn. Well, at least as kids you weren’t complaining. I’d have been ecstatic myself but as adults, we obviously see the downsides.
Someone found a puffy dorito in a Dorito bag and made a ton of money from it. Idk why. I guess they are super rare??? Not saying this is as worth that much thi
That is a Singularity of Flavor! It is an event horizon of cheesiness! It is the Cheesy Grail!
It's like striking gold!!! Only it's worth nothing, and you can eat it.
And that is why no one will remember your name.
Call their customer service and they’ll send you free shit. My ex used to work for frito lay in customer service and that’s all she did. You very well may talk to her lol. Do it - I promise it will be worth your while.
It's the mother Cheeto!
Send it to that YouTube guy SteveMRE1989. He’ll eat anything. He’s eaten hard-tac from the civil war.
There is always one 🥸 😜😝
got a ball of pure cheeto dust in a tiny bag once. thought it would be delightful - it was so salty, like the most salt flavor i’ve ever had in my life and i almost threw up. fair warning, it may be good, it may not.
Lol me reading this after reading the top comment saying it's basically garbage 🤣
Powder! Unlimited powder!!!
OP found the spice.
I once got a salt ball about the size of a Reese cup in a bag of Lays. It was mostly whitish yellow and fucking potently salty. I called Lays customer service and they acted dumb and said they were sorry my experience didn’t meet expectations. They sent me a coupon up to $4 off any Frito Lay product. The kicker, the coupon expired within 14 days. WTF?
The forbidden fruit 🤤
I would call this a bingpot. Yummy.
It looks like cheeto took a dump in the bag