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It's reddit, its full of bots
It's the internet, it's full of bots
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DIT looking awfully real over here
When its not a bot its someone who screams at pitcures pf grass and has a discord blackmail ring.
Hello, fellow bot.
most of those that go on r/all daily are
it's easiest to farm karma with reposts in the bottom-of-the-barrel subs
lol best username ever
Yours is equally crazy
Stop it! Go bully someone else
Went far downhill recently with politics
Is that why they took so long to figure out how to draw hands?
I'd say it's more full of people mindlessly upvoting every post they see no matter if it fits the sub it gets posted in or not. Like why would people make bots just to upvote other peoples posts?
The bots don't actually need people to upvote them, the bots upvote each other. When people say something like "half of reddit is bots" they don't mean just half of posts are bots. The comments and upvotes are bots too
can confirm, we make up a lot of the activity h- I mean what
How do you fellow b- I mean human
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2mo
Redditors eat up Beyoncè hate like it's candy
People who didn't realize it was on facepalm
i don't think i ever put on a song by her
I couldn't name one. But then again I barely ever listen to music so that means nothing.
The only one I know is the single ladies song because I used to work in a clothing store when that came out and it was played non-stop.
Me and my co-workers would try to do the dance every time it came on and then get yelled at by our supervisor. I showed up to work drunk pretty much every shift.
I show up sober every shift and I still get up to hijinks like that.
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2mo
i do, but i guess the snippets i did hear of her music were 'meh', at most
I wouldn’t say I’m a Beyoncé fan, but damn if I’m not gonna rock out when Single Ladies comes on.
I think the real complications come in if you consider hearing her at the grocery store or at work on a work safe playlist or something like that does that count? Do you lose your millions on the spot?
I'll do it for free.
I’ll also take this hard pledge.
Yeah, but what will you do if you are at a wedding and the DJ puts on all the single ladies, and now you owe us 10 million dollars.
I'd kinda assumed it was just a situation where white noise kicks in for you instead of the song itself playing.
This is the real risk. You have to be on your toes in any public place and especially when going out. You better let the dj know in advance to not put on any Beyonce song. Listening to any public radio is out of the question since there is a chance a beyonce song will be put on.
And your neighbour shouldn't be putting on a Beyonce song loud enough for it to be audible in your home either. Better keep that $10M and invest it wisely, so if a slip up ever happens you can pay it back and still have millions left.
I’d consider paying to never hear another Beyoncé song.l ever again.
Isnt this why it was posted in /r/facepalm?
The 1st person thinking that not listening to Beyonce is a major sacrifice that would require millions in compensation to do is kind of a facepalm
So could I, but... I do need the money
r/facepalm is low hanging fruit on here
Is the subreddit that bad?
It’s 100% political and mostly bots reposting the same stuff over and over
Ohhhhhh
That's why I unsubbed.
I was reported several times by them for calling them out
It's mostly Twitter screenshots of either obvious ragebait or someone saying stupid shit
What a fucking waste of time and a pointless post (what I’m doing now is a waste of time)
True (I am also wasting time)
I'm making a belt out of watches (it's a waist of time)
gimmie 20m and i'll not listen to the shite twice as hard
I literally have not heard a single second of a song from her. And I don't think anybody else around me is any different.
Tbf you probably have, just don't know it's by her.
Maybe, but I don't live in America and nobody in my country listens to her.
Definition take the 10mil
even as someone who is big into rnb i'd take it, give me my money and sampha on vinyl
It’d be interesting if the deal was you’d die if you heard a Beyoncé song again. You’d have to make some pretty wild changes to your life to ensure you never accidentally hear a Beyoncé song.
There’s no way to control your environment to that level. You’d have to fill your ears with cork and superglue and permanently wear headphones just in case you had some fraction of residual hearing.
Jokes on you. I never heard of this Beyonce thing.
Yall can’t be serious, it’s obviously meant for the original post 🤦♂️
36k upvotes ans this is the first comment i find pointing this out..
Not even my taste in music at all
I cannot remember the last Beyonce song I listened to, if I ever did listen to one. So I'll take it without issue...
I’ve never intentionally listened to a Beyoncé song in my life, this challenge is a free 10mil
10 mil and i cant listen to that goddamn atroucious song called texas holdem? Sign me in
I’ll double up. No Taylor Swift and Kanye West, same amount. Deal?
BUT if you hear a single Swift/West song, you forfeit the money/need to pay back what you’ve spent of it. A lot riskier now.
am i allowed to keep the dividends from investments bought with the 10m
no, 10M each!
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
It depends on the deal. If it means I can no longer ride my bike on the highway just incase someone drives by with their windows open and I hear two seconds of some song by Taylor Swift and then I have to pay back all the money, then no, I'm not going to take the deal. If it simply means I can't put on any of their music myself and have to walk out of a bar/restaurant/store if it comes over the sound system, then I'd do it for only a few thousand.
It's probably pointed towards the person who asked the question
Yeah that’s what I figured.
The notion of the question is so ridiculous and cringeworthy.
Are there people out there so entrenched in fandom that they would even ask such a question?
The facepalm mightve been the fact that a significant amount of people would respond exactly the way that guy did and so the post is kinda bad... Still a stretch and definitely not worthy of those upvotes, but not necessarily a lost redditor
Yeah, I can deal with that. Don't listen to her anywho :P
It feels like whoever had this idea forgot there's different people in the world.
Only her? What about the other singers all of them! I don't listen to all of them at all ever! So you tell me I'm becoming a multi-billionaire!
Would you be physically incapable of hearing any Beyonce songs or would you need to vigilantly avoid any music created by her, lest you lose the 10 million bucks?
This questions are so boring because they are never real.
Who hates Beyonce enough to pay one person $10,000,000 to not listen to her?
Is she a singer? Any good?
Yeah as a singer she's pretty great. As a song writer, she's okay. The early stuff written for her in the girl group she was in is worth a listen. Some of her early solo stuff too.
who is Beyonce
who tf beyonce
Idk if I have ever heard a beyonce song in my life
she did all the single ladies
you've probably heard the beat to crazy in love
No to mention if anyone listens to radio at any point of their life they most likely heard her music or even in stores that still play music 😂
I never heard from her, so I'll take that 10M
Like she never reached out to you?
Burn 🔥 instant relief from overconfidence
Yeah
People really are lost here in reddit... Like, who doesn't live like this?
She's not that bad. I'll only pay $1,000,000 to never have to listen to her again
I'm pretty sure I've never knowingly ever heard one her songs or one of Swift's.
that sub is Botcentral of reddit
I’d literally do this for any one persons music. Dumb hypothetical.
It depends on what direction the money goes
All that money to not listen to her? Yes please. Her voice is great. Her songs? Nah
Seems expensive, I don’t have that kind of money. Is it just me, or would it mean no-one had to listen to her songs again? If it’s a global effect, I feel like we might be able to crowdfund it.
Is the money taken from you if you hear a Beyonce song?
i dont even know who she should be... OF?
R/facepalm is an absolute joke
Yeah I’d take that. I don’t listen to any of her music anyway so it’s basically a free 10 million
I kinda hate her music it just fells white some are okey but they just sound like very other pop song ever nothink special
As long as I don't lose the money if I accidentally hear one of her songs in a movie or something, no problem. I have never once played a beyonce song and I dont intend to start now.
I only know 7 Beyonce songs, all from 2000s and most from destiny's child.
Do I get the money if I never heard one single song of her in my entire life? My ONLY contact with her was Austin Powers 3 and that's it.
The only thing I remember her from is the dancing baby meme
like, just not listen to it, or I have to actively escape it any time it comes on? that could be tough.
I swear they upvote anything
So a free 10M? Sure
Dead internet ahh facepalm post
Engagment bait
Who do I pay?
That would be an easy 10 mil for me too
I like the one that's in GTA 5. Other than that I don't listen at all. I'd do this for much less.
Good deal but I don't think I can afford it.
tell em to bring me my money
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Wild how a repost got more likes than the original
If you accidentally listen to her music you lose the 10mil
I haven’t listened to a single beyonce song
you need to define the parameters here
Do I get the $10M if I simply never put on another Beyonce song myself? When I'm in control of the tunes? What if I walk by a store or someone drives by with their windows down and Beyonce is playing? What if I'm at a wedding and the DJ puts it on?
Do I just hear nothing in that case? Like my brain mutes it out entirely?
Do I hear people singing along but not the music itself?
Or do I instantly lose the 10M the second my ears are graced by Beyonce? Even if it's someone else singing it? And it's my responsibility to insulate myself from that if I want the money?
Yes i can live without songs from beyonce
It’s a facepalm if you’re a celebrity worshipping loser
I would do it for 30k, enough to buy the car I want
10 million and no consequences?
Beyonce who?
I looked up her new song this morning because people kept talking about it. I probably will never go out of my way to listen to it again. I don’t hate it, it’s just not my cup of tea.
Yes, but it’s going to take me a while to come up with $10 Million.
10 million is a lot for such a simple thing. I'd accept instantly.
I like some of her older songs but I really don’t like her newer songs like Texas Holdem
I have never heard any of her songs all the way through, just snippets. I have never seen the movie Titanic either.
So what happens when I’m out in public and someone starts playing her songs. Do I just die?
As a man who can't live without listening to (Run The World) every day, I have to refuse this offer!
I want clarification. If i don’t choose to listen to it but it plays and I hear it do I lose? Cause then it’s nearly impossible. You’d live so paranoid if that’s the case. And you pretty much couldn’t go into public without noise canceling headphones phones.
I’ve heard that damn country song of hers over a hundred times now and it’s only been out a couple of weeks.
facepalm as in the response makes it look a stupid question.
I'm taking the money no questions asked!
This aint texas
I can't see the catch.
Would be the easiest 10M of my life
OH NO where else would I get my industry satanic cult garbage music from?
I am with that guy, its just a free 10m for me.
Who is she btw?
I feel like it's a trend now to not like beyonce or Taylor so people just hate in them just because other people are it's kinda funny
you don't have to hate Beyonce to not listen to her music.
it's just not for me.
Easy money. I cant remember the last time i heard a Beyonce song
I mean... I would be getting an absolutely wonderful gift, one that would improve my life in innumerable ways... AND a free 10 million dollars!?!?
Who is this Beyoncé you speak of
I honestly can't think of an artist I wouldn't do this for.
"This Guy Doesn't Listen To Beyonce?!!!?? Shake smh head? Erm WHAT?! Face Palm!!!😂"
10 Ms for never having to listen to that shit again…
yes pls!🎀
10,000,000
This depends. It’s easy if it means “never willingly play a Beyoncé song for yourself”. But if it means, for example, you lose if you hear a Beyoncé song period… it could get dicey. You’d have to be careful about the radio and songs in the mall, etc.
Will the songs just be muted or do I like die instantly if I hear a second on the song?
It depends if it's about intention or not. If I accidentally hear Beyonce, does that count? She's everywhere, so hearing her night me mostly out of my controls.
Already did. Should I give my address?
Mate, for 10M i'd never listen to any of my fave artists ever again. You kidding me? There's a bajillion other songs out there that im sure id fine some i like, and 10M is permanently life changing
If hearing it involuntarily doesn't void the contract, I'm in. Because that shit is everywhere.
Is it possible to make sure no one else plays it or none of the Ubers or subway play it and can I start now like right now? Yeah I guess but like did she write anything and not get credit I mean this question is multi layered you can’t really just give a straight answer.
Of course yeah but I can’t agree in good faith and then I hear some song that isn’t even Beyoncé on the radio of someone else and bam I owe 10 million dollars ya know? Gotta really discuss it otherwise it’s not in good faith. Also am I sober when we discuss this. That’s a lot of money I feel like it’s more than just a yes or no question.
Simple answer yes of course
First part is facepalm though
If I could pay 10 mil to have a filter placed in my brain to change the music when any Beyoncé song comes on, I would
Who is Beyonce 🤷🏻♂️
I don't think I've ever heard any songs of her Even if by chance if I've ever come across them I can't name a single one of it
Does Destiny’s Child still count?
Why do idiots keep making these low effort posts to do something that literally doesn’t take any effort
I don't play em anyway. Reddit went shite
Is this offer still available tho
So if Beyoncé comes on the radio and I accidentally listen to it do I just loose the money?
As much as I like some of her songs I don't think I've really put one of her songs on.
Doing my a favor big boy.
If I accidentally hear one because someone else is playing it, do I have to give the money back?
I already do this for free.
Who TF cares about Beyonce
agreed 😂
Same
Does she even have a song? Seem like all I ever hear from her are intros that are 3 minutes long
Ong
She might be the most overrated artist of our time.
I am not saying she's bad. She's a talented musician, but some people seem to think she's a god level musician, and I think she likes to cultivate that image
Nobody remembering christmas time?
I already started. Where do I collect?
how the fuck did they get 2.4k upvotes for this