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He was right about the Police's third album.
I laughed at that line, then realised my sarcastic ass is getting shot in an apocalypse.
I think the appropriate response is, “Maaan, FUCK THA POLICE!! Woop woop!”
Then you start humming “Canary in a Coalmine” as you’re all scrounging for supplies.
Double entendre ain't just a river in Egypt.
That would get you shot too cause it's just as phony.
Pop Pop!!
I got the whole anthology. 4 CD set. He was right about it.
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User above is a low effort sp@m account part of a sp@m farm. The sp@m farm is using very old accounts(maybe hacked) that sit idle for years before being used to sp@m comments/rep0sts.
Old accounts are in demand as elections are coming up, these accounts will be sold to political groups.
- Looks at 12 1/2 year old account
How much we talkin?
If this account ever goes pro-maga, you know that I sold it.
Fuck Trump.
Mine is older. GIVE ME MOAR.
Yea umm...what's the going rate per year again?
Yeah mine is like 11 years+ now. How much money. I will sell mine for $30k, even to the MAGAs
10+ here, most my shit is gonna trauma any bot that takes over it
I hate my curiosity and now I need bleach for my eyes
Do you need a balloon animal, and a blanket? That help?
I won’t say no to a free blanket
Mine is 11 years old, soo if they are going to buy it better be good money
Wait really? How much can I get for my account?
Is this the queue? Where is the end of the queue, I am willing to wait my turn
Seriously. I have like 6 accounts I never use anymore (and am slightly ashamed of), that'd I'd be willing to unload for propaganda purposes if the price is right. I mean, I'm an American; I can be bought.
BANG
Would have been funny if the other dude would have asked how he knew. And the first dude was like, "I didn't, I just think the 2nd album is better."
That's essentially the final joke of the actual video.
Reminds me about that backstage Rolling Stones myth.
One night Mick and Keith were hearing high in their dressing room when there was a loud knock on the door. Their head of security told them the police are here. So they started flushing all of their drugs down the toilet.
In walked Andy, Stewart, and Sting.
If laugh if he bled red
I didn't see him change.
Come on, why post this shitty TikTok-ized version instead of the whole 3 minutes?
I'm so sick of the tiktok format...
I'm so sick of the tiktok format...
What is tiktok?
The reason kids say unalive instead of death or kill or suicide. A social media platform run by an adversarial nation.
"Unalive" is also a youtube thing because their algorithm searches uploads for keywords demonetizing anything that mentions suicide among other things.
Because YT can't add additional words to their algorithm??
No? Because they specifically handle those words.
YT not trying to be perfect, just pacify advertisers.
I think the point was that using "unalive" doesn't stop those topics from being discussed, and that if the goal was to filter that type of content, then these networks could just add that word to the blocklist.
The fact that "unalive" is now universally understood to mean death and is acceptable means it has devolved into a meme.
The goal isn't to stop the topics from being discussed, its for youtube to be able to satisfy the whims of skittish but ultimately stupid advertisers.
China truly did weaponize PC culture. An app based out of one of the most racist nations on the planet, using white girl guilt to make everyone talk like morons while they attempt to be more outraged and offended than the next person.
It'd make for a great comedy if it weren't melting brains and creating stupid hills for people to die on, and as a result generating one of the dumbest class wars our people will ever see.
Wtf I don't use tiktok but I've been seeing comments of this unalive issue here just recently. Since when did tiktok own this word? I've always thought the word unalive is such a dumb word for death that it's used for comedic purposes or irony, and not for censorship? I just find it so baffling that the word usage evolved like this.
I think it started as a way of getting around word filters that wouldn't allow words like 'dead' or 'killed'
Censorship and avoiding demonetization.
Some of those stupid words are ways to avoid things like demonization, because sites like YouTube seem to think "dead" is a no no word.
Some of the exposé channels can be weird. They bleep words that you would hear on Blues Clues.
an adversarial nation
Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?
A mechanical man from Wizard of Oz. The eighth book was about him.
a place to grab very bad videos, called TikTok, that reddit hates, and properly repost as the exact same content here (with watermark removed) as a good and wholesome reddit video, where it can be upvoted and karma farmed properly. You can tell a TikTok video by the long format.
The video from TikTok are for dumb people and bad, as you hear from many Redditors (unless they are reposted here).
It's an interrogation technique where you tickle someone until they talk.
I'm so sick of links being unavailable in my country.
Agreed, that is also annoying AF.
The one I saw stopped after the old guy, holy shit that last one is gold
I blame Ke$ha.
Hopefully not waking up feeling like P Diddy anymore.
Oh bravo. sensiblechuckle.gif
Considering her dental hygiene routine, I doubt she's up on the latest celeb news.
Uhhh I mean you can. Just don't know how right you would be.
but the party don't stop, no
ticktock was an absolute banger.
leave britney ke$ha alone!
I try to avoid it as much as I can now. Even youtube shorts. I feel so much dumber after going thru a year of tik tok.
TikTok can't die soon enough
I'm so sick of people self censoring for an algorithm, even on Reddit.
Imagine how adobe feels. Innocent people work on the pdf team. It’s just a document format.
Oh god. I just realized old internet would have “pdf warning” on links because they were sometimes megabytes in size and it would stall your browser. Now in this new context people are going to think that’s a totally different thing.
Everything about TikTok is peak brain rot. Can't fucking stand it.
The canned music options, the stupid sing-songy girl reading the text like a hostage told to smile, the reaction videos that add no new interesting or funny dialogue...just a stupid fucking reaction face with a CANNED wheezing laugh.
They can't even use their own goddamn laugh in their no effort face-making videos. I can't with this shit. What a stupid fucking app.
i don't see any of that. The TT algorithm is powerful but you have to curate it. I have a lot of Hank Green, Forrest Valkai, Jason Pargin, Corndog Willy VSauce, etc. I'll still get fed the occasional brainrot/right-wing garbage but you just have to be mindful and mark it as "not interested"
but here's a great clip about everything you're describing, lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zsbXosf5FM
They effectively cut the "punchline" out too with that bullshit.
They cut a punchline out, but there were several.
What they did do was end the sketch on a weaker note.
They cut out Emily's name. That made me sad.
I mean, it was just the same punchline over and over again. But I guess the final punchline had a bit more punch to it.
it was set up with the same joke over and over, the punchline was definitely not "the same", but clearly a subversion
People thinking the set up is the punchline is the exact reason why the skit gets butchered like this to begin with.
Can you explain me the end ? I'm not English, and it can be difficult to understand all subtle nuances. Is it because he shouldn't wan't to give his keys ? Or because he was annoying and it was a "volontary" kill ? Because he shouldn't have a lexus ? Or a repainted car ?
Thanks!
It's because he is an obnoxious rich person that assumes they are Valet, (a service Job) because they are black and he sees them as lower class. AKA Racist.
He was a rich white guy who immediately started treating the black men like servants. Obviously not an alien, but they killed him for being a terrible person.
The whole sketch up to this point is white people's casual racism (or lack of it) revealing who is or isn't an alien in disguise. Then this last one subverts it by his racism showing he's human, but his racism is bad enough that they decide to shoot him anyway.
The unspoken "okay, fair enough" between them afterwards was <chef's kiss>.
They shot him because he was racist and entitled. Not because they thought he was an alien. Lexus guy showed that by ordering the main characters around as if they were his servants.
It wasn't subtle.
I mean, it can be subtle if you don't speak English as a first language and aren't familiar with American race problems or what a valet is.
"Fetch my car, valets."
And not only assuming that they're valets because they are black, but also that they are stupid and need explicit instructions to not fuck up the task of fetching a car, because they are black.
Yep.
My wife and a few friends with kids recently had a deep discussion on this and the effects it has on our kids. Shorts are seriously affecting their attention span, like they can't even sit through a normal movie that requires some sort of buildup in the beginning. I have no idea how it'll affect them as adults but I'm not comfortable with it at all.
I thought you were talking about stereotyping and racism in the first half.
Nah, that's the previous generation's problem.
There's no way the current generation would be able to sit through Rodney King and OJ's trials.
Aaand it's the older generation who produces the very stuff that burns the brains of the younger generation
This is my wife. She can't get 2 minutes into a movie without grabbing her phone. 5 minutes in she's asking questions. 10 minutes in she's lost interest because she doesn't know what's going on. Movie gets done and she says she didn't like it that much.
No problem scrolling TikTok for hours at a time though. I fucking hate TikTok.
Is your wife my wife?
I agree with you on one hand as a younger millennial. I can feel the pull of very short form video, and basically don’t let myself watch them because I end up scrolling for at least 10 minutes and get nothing out of it.
On the other hand, when movies came out people probably said they were concerned what impact visual media would have on young people’s attention spans. Then tv. Then YouTube. Who knows, is all I’m saying.
Because the YouTube channel is blocked in a lot of countries, specifically Canada at least
Why did they have to cut out 2 minutes though? Even tiktok allows longer than a minute now don't they? And it's a reddit video, and reddit DEFINITELY supports longer than a minute
YouTube Shorts has a limit of 60 seconds, so it's probably taken from there.
Because people have limited attention spans. We get flooded with so much crap that content either demonstrates why it's worth watching within the first 15 seconds, or people switch away.
And that's not necessarily a bad thing, every damn "how to talk to people" course has the concept of an elevator pitch for a reason.
And there is Very Probably No way around that.
Very Plausibly Nothing they can do at all.
When you only need a VPN to access Comedy Central, you don't really need a VPN.
I have one for free from my ISP. I have never used it for pirating because, well, Canada. Literally all I use it for is shit like this.
Or, you know, they can just see this TikTok video and not pay for a VPN to see a 3 minute video on YouTube
The YouTube video is unavailable in Australia as well apparently.
Thanks, I can watch it now.
And TikTok isn’t?
3 minutes? Ain’t nobody got time for that. /s
Didn't feel like 3 minutes
Video unavailable The uploader has not made this video available in your country
Appreciate you!
Especially since this is such a good one.
this is some advert for the shitty @ that steals the original content.
Gotta love some asshole stealing shit and putting their name on it.
"Is he an alien too?"
"Yup"
Lol ong that got me! Love these guys.
thank you, hate the trend of everything having to be a bite sized clip.
That last guy was in super troopers right
Sure was! And Cabin Fever. His name is Joey Kern.
“He’s already pulled over he can’t pull over any further!”
Is this a movie?
Maybe because comedy central is blocked in certain country.
“Not available in your country”. Boo-urns
There's one more guy who is human, but racist and they shoot him anyway.
" Was he an alien?"
" Yup!"
You could argue that he's classist, not racist.
But assuming that black people are lower class is also racist
Poor kids are just as bright as white kids!
Come on. Even though it's the end of the world, the white guy treats the 2 black guys as his valets...
There is nothing they are doing to denote their class. Good assumption is off their skin color alone aka racist
Only if your premise is that black = lower class. Cool self report lmao
That’s hilarious
Nick Cannon is hilaarious
Edit: Old Chappelle's Show quote (before he went off the deep end) just in case anyone sees my comment and thinks what the hell does that have to do with this post.
I can't read or hear the word hilarious without hearing the kid's pronunciation of it from that scene. It lives rent free in my head.
Nick Cannon just walked off with your school clothes money
Why is the audio all messed up in that clip? Smith's voice is too high, the guns don't sound like guns, it seems intentionally edited.
Was that Rudy Giuliani ?
Well he doesn’t have any money…. So yes 🙌
Getting served on his 80th birthday priceless
Singing Happy Birthday to him right before serving him was next level trolling. Mad respect.
that wasn't the person who served him. The guy in the background was a friend. The people who served him waited til after the part when he left.
Glad to know aliens aren't racist
Only because they can't tell humans apart.
At what point does "you people all look the same to me" become not racist, I wonder?
probably the “you people” part
See, I'd think that was the most racist part? Eh, live and learn, I guess.
Ends up being speciest if the context of "you people" is just the entire species of something, I guess?
I'd see it more as aliens wouldn't understand the stupid nuances about human life that we live with daily.
They'd probably think the humans all work together and are cool with each other.
Unless of course they did their homework before invading and learned about racism, classism, sexism, and all of the other bullshit reasons we make up to be mean to each other.
They aren't racist, they hate everyone equally🥰
Already a step up
They're "racist" against the human "race".
- What is your name?
- Emily
- "both" Of course it is
My wife is named Emily. I drop this weekly on her
Key and Peele was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen.
Key and Peele = top tier comedy.
Left out the best part where they shoot the ahole.
Was he an alien?
yep!
You cut it before the best one!
I don't understand how I'm still seing new sketches from Key and Peele after a decade? I've never seen this one.
Lol this is definitely not new. Key and Peele were like the Chappelle show. They had a ton of hilarious skits with their more popular ones sort of burying the other ones
Bad choice of words, I know it's not new, they stopped the show years ago. It's weird how I keep seeing ones I haven't seen before bimonthly!
Men in Black 5?
What’s the name of this show ? I see clips from it all the time and it looks hilarious
To be fair to the old dude, they could have been any race and I’d bet he’d react like that with a gun pointed at him.
"I don't have any money" 🤣🤣🤣
Good stuff
Lol. I like the zombie one they did too.
(The joke is racism)
I mean to be fair to that old man in the end, he's just minding his business and couple guys pointed a gun at him lol.
You cut the best one!
If this isn’t a movie it really should be
Shoot the man for liking The Police. Mother Fucker, your man was in his mini rocking out out George Michael.
Last one survived being racist.. Lol
Lol
Racist as shit
Love Key and Peele
The old white guy passed with flying colors lol
What is this from ?
racism can be fun
ah ah, white people are so racist amirite?
Racist shit
What if the second guy really did just not care about race and was that excited about his daughter dating a black man
their third album is their best. that's racist
Are we just reposting Key and Peele skits now? All of them are already like 3 minutes long
That show was awesome 😎
Which one was it ?
they are so good
SFL
why would you end it beforee the best part?
Cool video on how to interact with AI bots
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