Christian Dubstep! Kenny has to turn down women constantly because they all want to ”Too Much Too Early”
I've been making music for 30ish years and I know that fear... then I hear shit like this and I think... 'aight I'm not that bad lol' the vocals were way higher than they should have been, not tonally that's a whole other matter., the drums were on the wrong beat... it's dubstep so it 'should' be at 140 bpm... etc... fuck I'm critiquing a piece of shit lol
I don’t hear dubstep drum rhythm AT ALL 😂
The bass wobbles and robot fucking a garbage disposal are dubstep elements... the overall project is definitely a mix bag of garbage and def not 'dubstep'/ brostep lol.
I remember 20 years ago the signature dubstep sound was super deep bass wobbles. Skrillex fucked it.
I miss when drum and bass was the shit
Jungle riddim boi
It kind of sounds like that Daisy dukes bikinis on top song.. California girls or whatever.. Just for like one phrase
My critical listen on this was, it’s best to turn it off.
The best thing to do is after you finish a song, let it sit for a few weeks. After a couple of weeks, listen to it like you would someone else's song. If it sounds good, you made some magic.
I have never erased any of my voice memos when transfering to a newer phone, so I've got like 15 years of song ideas and practices I recorded.
I started going back and listening to the practices and there were a couple where I forgot to end the recording at break or at the end of our practices. It's been so much fun to listen back and hear full-on conversations that I sort of remember having.
It's just cool to have that time in my life documented even though it was just some mundane chat.
The best was hearing a couple songs that I was immediately like, "who is this? I dig it", thinking that I had recorded a song from a friend's band or at a show, and then hearing my voice and I'm immediately like, "Holy shit, that's us!" I had completely forgotten about a few songs that we had been working on and wishing that we could have figured those out.
Yes, this is good advice. It's like the audio equivalent to zooming out
Same but I definitely know nothing I make will ever be this bad. Most music i would say is subjective but this is bad. Like almost unlistenable.
You do sound like this and we've all been thinking it for years. We all talk about it when you're not around. Feels good to finally let you know directly, hope you understand.
I made a deathcore song on garage band like 16-17 years ago all with GB samples and my vocals. Maybe I’ll post it on here sometime. It’s really bad.
I mean, even the most cursory music theory knowledge will at least let you know whether you're making something that's melodically coherent versus something completely atonal. Short of being mega tone deaf you'd almost have to be intentionally trying to pick random notes to be this bad.
New fear unlocked
How tf did you find this? I looked it up and it has like 100 views and is 4 years old
Let’s just say I’ve known of its existence since it came out
Thank you for posting this. I haven't laughed this hard in years
According to the second verse that’s just cause you don’t believe.
No. I’m sorry. But that’s just not gonna cut it. I speak on behalf of everyone when I say we demand more background on this travesty. Lmao thanks for the share!
Good god
Bad God
Red Dog
Blue dog!
No god = confirmed
😅😅😅😅
Would it be fair to say you knew it was coming out before anyone else did, Kenny?
It's you isn't it?
No, but I’ve seen this fine specimen with my own eyes
Okay, I grew up in a suburban Evangelical hell hole and I've heard (and made) some pretty bad worship music as a result. The thought of him "performing" this in front of a church youth group has me dying.
It actually makes more sense now because he's totally "singing" the melody and delivering lines like he's reciting a kids Sunday school song.
Well yeah, looking in the mirror
You knew too much too early.
You know this person IRL don’t you?
It’s you isn’t it
You know this person IRL don’t you?
L O L
It sounds like Ernie and Bert could sing it as a duet.
The CIA needs to get a hold of this music and use it for jihadi detainees under interrogation at the black sites. 30-90 minute full mental breakdown and capitulation at most. For anyone else, probably under 10 minutes.
The Hague wants to know your location.
This one was pretty tough to get through
Well then maybe you would enjoy the BASS BOOSTED version!
Dude I need to figure out a way to sue you for exposing me to this.
PTSD
Post Traumatic Song Distress
We need to make op meet us outside for exposing us to this. Fuck you OP. This has changed me for the rest of my life. In the worst ways possible.
This is the best version
Hahaha no shit! It's worse!
Holy shit my sides are hurting from this
VOLUME UP!!!
That's somehow an improvement. Get it Young Earth Creationist Neil Young.
Damn I laughed so hard at this
This is so bad I almost down voted you for doing what you're supposed to be doing in this sub
What manner of evil goblin sound sorcery is this?!You’re a fiend!
Take my angry upvote
I’m screaming
oh yeah. this one’s the good stuff. it’s real bad.
Oh man, right in the early childhood trauma. Also is this supposed to be to the tune of California Girls?
This is really good, and provides us with a very meaningful message.
After listening to it, I 100% do not want to have sex with this guy.
I smell a maahup
Thank you! I was like what is that?
Idk though, when people can't sing... or write they'll do this. they just keep rambling on and tacking words on that don't fit in with the timing or rhyme setup.
All the while exploring the instrumental trying to find it, and make it work. It's an active process that takes on many forms like the obvious "California girls" all the way to some MF Doom accordion flow in there.
/s on the MFdoom part, but I meant all the rest.
That’ll convert those EDM sinners.
They'll never see it coming. I'll play it right in the middle of the set.
Idk if you've noticed, but this loops more perfectly than 'what's new pussycat.' Just sayin
"People think they can play ding dong ditch, that's not love that's temptation." WHAT?!
the clit is the devil's doorbell.
So that’s what idle hands get up to
Maybe he thinks it's ding dong (inna) ditch, like sinner code for fugging.
Holy shit, I've never even considered that as innuendo.
Does he know there is a way to change the volume of a recorded track? Or that you can add effects to vocals?
Or that you can write things and not try to sing them?
or that you can just not do music?
Yeah, I do. You change the volume of the track by throwing your phone at the wall OR by repeatedly smashing yourself in the head with a hammer until you lose consciousness or die.
Jesus would not have died for our sins if he knew this was going to happen.
this is, the most qualifying post I've ever heard for this sub. Shitty vocals, Shitty production, lack of production, christian. Ultimate cringe on every level. It blows my lid off that this dude recorded this, heard this - what we're hearing, then uploaded it to the internet for people to make sure we keep hearing it, in the worst ways. I hate that it's on as I type this... perfect submission
His church really loved it and told him to pursue his crappy dreams. That is my takeaway, at least.
Unless they’re an all deaf church or hate this kid, I doubt that.
Nope, nope nope Christians make some great music this just is not one of them I would not let any group be slandered like this I wouldn’t attribute this to terrorist organizations. This needs to be banned by the Geneva convention. After listening to this listening to Jesus is a friend of mine. I guarantee you it will sound like Mozart. (I unironically love Jesus is a friend of mine. But I have standards)
I don't often tap out but this one was brutal. The way he breaks up words makes it hard to even follow along. There was no charm and just relentless monotony.
Yeah, this is terrible. 😭
I never thought that I would hear the words "Christian" & "dubstep" in the same sentence but here we go...
It took that long for a christian to download Audacity and google "dubstep loop"
He’s singing notes that I didn’t even know existed! That’s…something I guess?
I want to strap all my worst enemies onto a bed and blare this from a ceiling-mounted array of 16 Mackie DRM-12A speakers (plus a set of 4 Mackie DRM-18S Powered Subwoofers)
So the death penalty?
Sentence to:
brain liquify
Many years ago I watched Excision & Datsik perform in a tiny venue whilst on ecstasy and I'm pretty sure my organs have yet to recover.
Imagine a scare house that's playing this on repeat. Strobe lights and clowns running around. It also takes a minimum of 30min " sprinting" to get through the maze !
This song should be called :
"Latent Homosexual Christian Humble Brag Lie in the Key of Differently Abled"
Or "The People are Canadian... You Don't Know Them, But I Do Turn Them Down All the Time"
This is patently offensive and factually crappy
Is the B-side to Devo’s “Jocko Homo?”
This is a crime against humanity and should be treated as such.
The beat is whack... the bass is whack... the wobbles are whack... his voice sounds like Ras Trent... good job.
SkiddilyWOwwoaaAaaaaoOoOoooo!!!
(I named my betta fish Ras Trent hahaha)
One of the worst ones yet 🤢
No. I’m a Christian and I’m not claiming this shit. Someone did this and actually thought it was a good idea?? This is doing for Jesus what just stop oil protestors do for their cause.
Wait...what are you giving the lord?
THIS is what this sub was made for
He's got that "drowns his whole family, 10 years from now" look in his eyes.
Wow! There needs to be a new sub for this one: r/musicsobadyoucontemplatedeath
This is r/clevercomebacks material
Jam of da year here
It bugs me when a pop filter isn't used.
This was mental torture
No one, absolutely no one....
Christian musicians...
"I give everything to him, he "comes" first"
"Kid we think you really "LOVE" Jesus moments
As a Christian, I have to ask God to forgive him.
It really is atrocious but also for some reason also really catchy
Absolute 🔥
Those lyrics cut deep brah
Kenny: Now I know you guys loved that last track, here’s the extended version!
Wow! I learned a lot. So…when I play doorbell ditch…. It’s NOT love!?
... And the devil laughs.
This song is basically about the ultimate goon-sesh. He might even be on a lifetime trajectory.
platonic ideal of this subreddit. oh my lord
Finally, some bad fucking music.
I'm so confused as to how this person remotely thought "yeah, this will be a banger!! " Because it's horrible 🫤
I'll bet his bible study instructor was really proud of this one
Please tell me he's in on the joke?
Oh god.....
Jesus Fuck, this is horrid
Holy shit, he made almost 5 minutes worth of that!
Dear sweet baby jesus, take my ears so I can not hear this again. Amen.
Holy shit.....
This is exactly why I visit this subreddit. This is seriously one of the top ten examples of 'crappy music'
Excellent quality post here OP. Just overflowing with crap. It really has the crap anointing.
This is the crap we subbed for. It blends that line of parody and reality. Kenny believes in his faith or that he is a grifter. Either way, I hope to see more of his crap without visiting any of his links.
I feel like a duck just barebacked my ear with habanero lube.
Ok but ..why did I end up singing along...I hate this...I hate myself...life has no meaning and Jesus wept
Go take a cold shower and smoke your first cigarette. Cause I had to after doing the same.
Okay serious question. Why the fuck do so many Christian artists make tremendously hypnotic background music? This reminds me of that "Ms. Independent" woman that's been posted a few times. It's so repetitive in a particular way it actually puts me in a bizarre trance like they're trying to program mediocrity directly into my brain. Is this what MK Ultra was like?
It's how they get people to follow the church. Make shit hypnotic, and they'll stay parishioners. One of the reasons so many have live bands during sermons. Adding the music makes it more "entertaining" and makes it easier to make people drink the Kool-Aid. You probably already know many politicians have adapted this "church" speaking style too.
Made it 46 seconds before I wanted to tear off my ears. What in the actual fuck? Who thought this was a good idea?
What the actual fuck
That beat is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard
This so bad Jesus hammered himself to a cross and cut his own genitals off.
Still better than Taylor Swift covering Eminem 🤣
They Might Be Giants has really fallen off a cliff.
His musicality is soo much influenced by hymnals lol.
but this music makes me want to act lustfully
Literal neckbeard
I listened to this in it's entirety. Where is my award?
Animal Collective must be quakin' right now because they've got some competition /s
What the fuck goes through peoples minds
It's weird that he's humble-bragging about being SUCH a catch and having to beat the harlots back with a stick, like, I thought Christians were supposed to be modest lol We get it guy, you're hot AND chaste!
Key change was an unexpected flex.
I didn’t hear the words at all, just the voice, tone and cadence was effing awful.
Yes, THATS what dubstep has been missing this entire time!! FULL DISCOURSE AND LYRICS over the ENTIRE SONG!! ESPECIALLY CHRISTIAN discourse!
I love what an utter mismatch the backtrack is to the vocals. Like the vocals obviously suck, but you can still crudely tell what the chords are "supposed" to be underneath the melody; and yet the backtrack absolutely does not follow that at all and is completely doing its own thing
I feel genuinely poisoned Congratulations
I've listened to it 3 times now. It's starting to grow on me.
I've listened to it 3 times.
3 times.
Help.
I was an atheist before listing to this.
Now I'm sad too.
Sorry but I'm not hearing dubstep. I'm hearing an Earthbound inspired beat
Oy vey
WHY IS IT SO LONG?!!
I hope his victims didn't have to hear this.
I like how he does the tune from California Girls a few times, where it goes "Bikinis on top"
this song started playing and my dog got up and left the room.
He sounds like Weird Al trying to mimic Tom Delonge of Blink 182.
Sweet fancy Moses
“Stop thinking lustfully and think about Christ in me” is one of the most inadvertently hilarious things I have heard in a while.
This wins. Its honestly the worst thing I have ever heard, on this sub or otherwise. Congrats OP this will be tough to beat.
this is the bohemian rhapsody of crappy music
schoolshooter
So this isn't the same Reflections? 😂
This is far far too bad for this sub. Please remove mods!
Holy shit.
I seriously doubt he has to deal with this problem when it comes to women.
Whenever I come across some song like this I always just want to ask the person, "Can you hear your own song? Do you think it sounds ANYTHING like any other music you've heard or listen to??"
If Can I Borrow a Feeling? was EMD
Of course he’s a fucking bible basher….
This has got to be a goof right?
I lowkey like this. 😂
Holy shit it’s so goddamn long
something tells me he will only ever become one flesh with his hand
Haaaaaahahahahahahahaha
W. T. F.
Srillexalted One!
Crazy. But listened to it all. I don’t know why but I liked it. ??
If there was ever a reason that homeschooling should be outlawed.
Wow. That’s really crappy.
“Fairy tehl” 😂
Therefore this is my biggest turn off
Good on him for sticking to his convictions though
I now know God Isn’t real because no way did he make this man to sing his praises 😂
jesus fucking christ
well on the plus side i don't think he'll have to worry about that anymore
Is this on Spotify
This is a gift
Fire alarm type beat
sounds like kelly devoe
Jesus wept.
Where’s the full album?
Is this bad on purpose?
Skrillex been real quiet since this dropped
He almost sounds like Weird Al
He has many songs that are just this same beat with awful awful lyrics
My god. This is my biggest fears a hobby music producer. That in my head I sound great and in reality I sound like this.