After over five years moderating this pirate ship we call a subreddit, I'm stepping down.
It's been great being able to build a subreddit where you can say whatever the fuck you want without worrying about some power-hungry mod banning you because you said or posted something they didn't like, where you can actually have an argument without the mods stepping in and sending you to timeout. But I'm old, and I'm tired. I'm handing the "stupid sticky comment at the top of the thread" keys over to my fellow mods and the actual owner of the subreddit (no, this isn't my subreddit, I'm just the dumbass you all saw the most).
Thanks to everyone who ever called me based, a good mod, or even a goddamn idiot. Y'all are great, and I'll miss this fuckin place.
(also in b4 "this ain't an airport, you don't have to announce your departure")