He yells constantly at concerts
He got the money
Do you eat?
Will you go there?
Danuta...
Klaus. That was...chilling
I blacked out!!
He doesn’t really have that much money. Plenty of bakers chocolate though.
First thing that popped into my head, no way 💀
He killed two teenagers
He killed three teenagers
He was hammered on bourbon when he took the curve
And ditched his car as his passenger burned…
Don’t tell anyone
😂😂😂😂
He's got boys in FL.
His boy is Pluto
His other boy Dante’s got a sick condo in Daytona Beach…
Tampa even
He has a buddy who can get you pineapple dole whips half off, yo
HE’S NOT VERY MUCH OF A MAN!!!!!!!😭😭😭
HE DOESN’T HAVE VERY MUCH MONEY 😭😭😭
NOOOO I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THIS😭😭😭
His grandfather was a train driver at Auchwitz.
It's a big town, there's other stuff there too.
He ran the kiddie train at the zoo.
He wrote the lyrics.
33,000 emails, where did they all go?
Klaus wrote the lyrics.
"I CAN'T stress that enough"
Best part of the scene is Klaus mouthing along to the words lol
And the look of sheer delight on his face when he is mouthing along 😂😂
Oh yeah, that makes it
Hilary makes me sick, time to lock her up for shou
I can't stress that enough. Klaus wrote the lyrics
He's reddits favorite character
Who’s your least favorite character now, reddittt
Unironically, Reddit's least favorite character is (checks notes) also Orange...
He will not stand by idly while someone clowns on Gucchi Mane.
“Slit my throat? gurgles one star!”
You're getting clowned, Gucci Mane.
He says bro
It’s always been two dollars per printout bro, read the sign.
He also has thin margins
$1 $2 per printout bro
He’s a lineman here in Langley
How…how did you make me pick up the phone?
He’s wearing an orange suit…lol
awesome song btw..love Glen
Hes a inventor of High five 🙌
he also bleeds HTML
He bleeds silver and ocean lime!
Did I ever tell you the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend’s abortion? They had to put the baby back in! That baby, was Shia LaBouef.
That explains a lot. Both about Klaus and about Shia.
I said I wanted to hear it in the car!
He likes Linkin Park
“I tried so hard und got so far, but in ze end it doesn’t even matterrrrr”
One thing
ONE THING! I DON'T KNOW WHY! IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY!
Nutrigrain bars and Mountain Dew are his go-to meal
He’s also fond of the Cubano melt and the jerky at the counter
Don't forget all the different types of hot dogs!
For 60 years he reigned as King in an alternate universe
I'm back. How long was I gone?
He bleeds silver & ocean lime.
"I BLEEEED Tangerine and Razzmatazz Red!!"
Lazer Rats!
He bleeds tangerine and razzmatazz red
He misses sex
Beta-Jizz legend at ASU
Beta-jizz!
Also a foo-fighters fan.
He's a Fabulous Thunderbirds enthusiast
I've only got one question: are you...Tough Enough?
If you've never been to a concert with him, then you're in for a treat. He, yells... CONSTANTLY!
He bleeds tangerine and razzmatazz red!
He’s a vagina
Goldfish. They come from china. But you are what you eat so he's a vagina!
But he also eats food.
And 711 is especially good
These are my favourite: Chicken salad.
The jerky at the counter!
A Cubano Melt!
He’s going SKIING!
His ex girlfriend cheated on him with the entire east German olympic bobsled team
He killed the original cast of Gernot und Strudel
he makes tons of money, has tons of boys and when he goes to the movies he makes tons of noise
He don't clean his bowl, He'll kill everyone!
He's German, he was a German man.
I just can't stand that Klaus has driven a real Ferrari.
His name is Klaus Heisler.
He's fucked Snots Mom, and Roger.
He got bros.
In different area codes
He writes short stories.
His favorite flavor is mayonnaise. He wishes there were mayonnaise gum.
He doesn’t have very much money…..
“Don’t look at me whore” crosses out eyes
wait when is this from lmao I remember it
If he buys a women's shoe in his size, it will not fit him
Thanks, Snot. Your insight on women is amazing.
His bodega is ran on very tight margins
"I go behind that door, and you run off with a Duraflame and a pocket bottle of Rumple Minze."
He drives an orange truck he won in a contest with an extendable driving cane.
He went to Schaffhausen
he's not allowed to hang things on the wall
He's not doing too much coke is what I heard
He owns a truck that was banned from causing epilepsy in people
He loves Stick
What happened to Stick?
He doesn’t want to talk to you, he wants to talk to Stick!
He really is great at animal sounds.
His voice actor voice Appa and Momo in Avatar.
Dee Bradley Baker is amazing at animal sounds. Klaus has seen all the Goofy movies.
Second only to Frank Welker.
And maybe Nancy Cartwright.
He took a year off after university to travel around Italy, murdering hitchhikers.
He has a sweet alcove
He's used to HOT FUR UNT FERRARIS
He is a man in a fish in a bowl.
Maybe he could be a friend in a fish in a bowl?
that is his jellybean phone and those are his jellybeans.
he's not very good at sharing 😞
He invented Da Flippity Flop.
His favorite made up word is shagglebarbon.
He doesn’t need to be in water, just touching it.
Danuta!
ICP
He BLEEDS HTML 💻👾
He knows the story of the little girl and the little person.
His a fish who says bro
He is from Germany
He’s not very much of a man.
He’s the proud new owner of a Klaus-orange hard body
He would gladly go halvsies on the superboob
Will call you out if you don't check it up on game point.
Hes a deep complex character
He has a ton of Boyz
He knows Gucci mane
He killed 3 teenagers 🎶
He's a Juggalo!
When he comes he comes on STRONG... but he needs to see the whole thing if he's going to do anything
He’ll for sure get your back the next time…. As long as he sees the whole thing
He bedazzled his genitalia. And I don’t think he knows what an epic fail is.
His phone is nervous.
He was gone for 60 years and is/was a king
He’s Alexa broooo
He used to be a playa in the 1980s.
He knows Gucci Mane
He thinks you can make money in bitcoin by typing “bitcoin” over and over into a word document.
He bought so many bullets!!!!
His uncle was a train conductor in auschwitz…
At the kiddie zoo - y’know it’s a big place there’s other stuff there !
Klaus is not allowed to hang posters in the smith household!
But he has a sick poster of the XTR sidewinder in forest green!
He was meant to be French originally, but the guy who voices him said "I can't do a French accent, I can do German"
He enjoys a nice, unwaxed butthole.
oh guys……he’s klaus.
He has a podcast called “Klaus of Hearts”
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He did some "pageantry" with Chris Jericho.
He’s a cat
No one respects dogs more than him.
He's not Mother Goose.
His momma was promiscuous
How did Stan turn him into a gold fish?
what? were they just supposed to let east germany win the silver medal?
He's got boys
He killed 3 teenagers
He’s friends with Gucci Mane
He has 'boys' all over the country
His boys are always down.
He’s got a boy in Jacksonville
He has tons of boys
If he is what he eats, then he’s a vagina.
He invented da flippity flop!
He studied Psychology in University just as I did.
He lived at the Smith house for a few weeks.
When he goes to the movies he makes tons of noise
Roger hates him. “I say that not out of anger, simply as a fact. It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.”
He hangs out at the DMV just to chill
He brings soooooo many bullets!
I'm pretty sure he ate his own shit one time.
His grandfather worked at Auschwitz.
He's really good at dude ranch stuff, buckaroo. Likes to be called K-money
His ICP shirt looks great on him.
He’s German
Him and Roger were a thing.
He’ll eat the ticket fees. Along with a pot brownie!
He suddenly became gay upon seeing Coco's breasts He wondered if he is a top or a bottom. He concluded that he's a bottom, a reluctant bottom.
He invented the High Five.
He does tax returns.
He was great warrior in moon wars
He’s driven a Ferrari.
my first thought without reading any comments: NUTRIGRAIN BAR AND A MOUNTAIN DEEWWWWWWW
my second thought, the way he says REDDITTTTT
He is voiced by Dee Bradley Baker, who also voices Bubble Bass from SpongeBob Squarepants, and every clone trooper in Star Wars The Clone Wars + The Bad Batch
He was an olympic skier for East Germany
He already knows what he’s going to wear to Steve’s funeral.
He is not allowed to hang up posters
His American name is Ace Mcnasty
He’s got boys in Tampa
His boy jurgen...
He enjoys using expressions wrong
He's gotta have a nutrigrain bar and mountain dew.
He's a gold fish from China.
He got the money