Mom- Hold up dear Deathface, you can ride with us, your Aunt Linda and I already bought tickets. We are leaving for the Testy Festy as soon as Aunt Linda gets here.
Just want to say that the Testical Festival in Montana used to be a real thing. Probably around the time Farcry 5 came out. Every year there was an obnoxious amount of douche bags that would drive home drunk and get hurt or hurt someone else.
The final straw was when a shuttle to town for drunk's was flipped because a drunk passenger tried to take the steering wheel. Two people died. Many more incidents like this. Montana sucks ass for many reasons.
They aren’t bad…textures a little weird but if you season it right it’s good. But I will say I did eat a couple before I knew what I was eating lol. Hell I’ll try anything once!
Lol, i am at that part again. I am bored so after getting all perks (even after prestige) all guns, silencers, paints, scopes, shirts, pants etc, i am restarting by zero. Not having my regular guns is Very annoying, but it's a change of pace. I've noticed that the mbp sniper rifle is the same as the blood dragon
It's funny that you hear different Songs when its silent around you, whether or not you have certain progress.
I always do clutch nixon and property damage last. I also don't blow up and deliverties as long as It's not required for a mission.
Heres a challenge for you: use guns you basically never use. Like the flame thrower, much friendly fire, much area damage (possibly to areas you need to protect.) Much self harm, low range.... and never get the upgrades you usually use. No silencers.
I mean its a culinary tradition in some parts of America but I wouldn't be able to try one unless you lied to me about what it was which I feel is the only way most people start eating them
The other day we drove past a sign in a remote village that said "Papas' Power Party". No additional information. It was like one of those big temporary signs outside the village that advertises a festival or whatever. When is the power party? What does it entail? How many papas are involved??
And she said "Those are the biggest testicals I've ever seen!" and I said "That's why I took you to the testicle festival where tickets cost a thousand dollars!".
I've heard of this. They literally cook various types of balls from various types of nutsacks in a myriad of different ways and then serve them to people who eat them.
r/smalltownmurder they did like 20 minutes having to do with testicle festival 😂 they even did a Patreon episode about small town festivals some Hilarious shit.
When I was in the Marines, my brother from Montana had his dad ship some bull balls and we fraternized with our OIC at his place in his garage while the platoon drank and ate fried bull balls. Tasted just like calamari. We had our own testicle festival. Which I now see can be twisted into jokes. Outstanding night Marines! Semper fi all of you misguided bastards!
Our town used to have a turkey testicle festival every year, it ended up getting too big, thousands of bikers would show up that weekend, so they eventually stopped doing it
Didn't that shut down some years ago? I just heard it mentioned on a podcast, and if it's the same thing (in Montana), they said they put the kibosh on it because there were a lot of assaults and arrests related to the people in attendance.
I'd like to write the radio commercial: "Come one, come all to the Sand Creek Trading Post Steak House and Bar for the biggest testicle festival you've ever seen! Guaranteed the best testicles you can fit in your hand. Come out and have ball!!"
Totally missed the opportunity to just call it “Festicle”