“He’s 100% Banging Her’: Insider Spills About Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski’s Alleged Affair”
Should toss Sarah Huckabee in their too. They are all scammer liars, no morals, no decency. Can you imagine for even a second had that been Ocsaio Cortez in that theater getting her tits felt and grabbing some guys junk ? Holy fuck ! Their heads would have exploded as bad as when Obama wore his tan suit. But no, you don’t comment on those things do you Republicans ? Because seriously, what the fuck are you gonna say about a tramp and everyone already knows she is. Yeah those three can’t fuck off soon enough. MTG will probably survive, her district is as off the rails as she is. The other two ? Their toast those two shortly.
Yeah, I don't like her, but this makes me uncomfortable with how we never see these memes about all the men adulterers. Politicians screwing around is par for the cause through history
I do, I see ppl clowning male politicians promiscuity a lot. A former president is on trial for hush money sent to his affair partner, like 🌚
We need to stop calling it a hush money trial please. Hush money, while gross, is not illegal. Lying about using campaign funds for said hush money, and attempting to ensure your election by paying said hush money, is the reason he is being tried. Criminal campaign money fraud. Don’t let his PR team nickname it “hush money” for adultery, making the crime seem like a run of the mill cheating issue. It’s not. It’s a protecting democracy issue.
Sorry! I’m having big feelings today… 🌻
Correct, however my point is that when ppl say we don’t talk or point out male politicians adultery, that’s just not the case.
When you’re running in god and morals shit like this is kryptonite.
Thanks for also pointing this out. I'm really sick of liberal men (and probably some women) being hyper biased against women politicians. They literally could've put trump at the center of this poster along with many other men. Instead they focused on the three most high profile women in the GOP? I'm seeing it a lot with Noem in particular. Yeah she's killed puppies and lied in her biography but Matt Gaetz is a literal human trafficker and child rapist. And rapist in general. But everyone sort of just shrugs and doesn't focus on it?
Not true. We are always pointing out this POS behavior. It's just that this is current events. One just wrote about killing a puppy, one just had an outburst in congress and one, we'll, there's something going on with that one all the time. He'll, we had Al Franken resing over a stupid photo.
Kristi Noem’s sex life is irrelevant as far as I’m concerned. It’s her dark side that kills animals if they annoy her that truly worries me.
Gary Hart?
I've heard a scandal from the 80s, one from the mid-2000s now. Throw Clinton in if you want. It kind of proves the point. You think we have 3 women politicians having the only affairs right now? Three men in 35 years and now we have all the sex happening and it's these women doing it? Trump pays a porn star off and all that matters is whether it's a campaign finance violation.
Ffs. We knoooooooowwwwww. Everyone in SD knows Kristi is banging Corey. It’s a small state.
We’re onto puppies now. Haha
Krusty thinks she’s the goat
Will she take him to the gravel pit if he loses his mind again?
It’s that where she and Corey get it on with their musky goats?
If he gets her goat maybe.
Sorry I am sure you guys have heard that one a million times by now, I am the only one I ever seen make that joke so far but I don't get around dog murdering threads all that much.
Don’t never let ‘em know where your goat’s tied up!✌🏻🤙🏻
IfIf she finds Your Animals The dog Days are over that is for sure Every dog only has One day after Kristy Noem is through. But at least thanks to the dogged outrage of good Americans everybody knows who she is now. Even if she grew a goatee.
Sorry those are all tortured setups for puns about puppy murdering but as it is done in defense puppies I am going to post it. No goatcha criticisms but still.
No goatcha’s? You cat to be kitten me meow!✌🏻🤙🏻
Wu Tang Clan made a song called, “Gravel Pit.” Though hypothetical, I can say, WITH 1000% CERTAINTY, that they would’ve NEVER allowed her to be in the music video - even if she offered them MILLIONS - due to her callous, murderous history. Wu Tang Clan has too much respect for other animal life, more so than that badly-modified, folklore monster.
A red flag is when she gives you that puppy dog stare… you know it’s time to run!
It would be great to see them both enter the gravel pit, and neither one exit
Excuse my ignorance but how do you know which one is Krusty? Like aren't all three the same person?
You know . I think you are absolutely right lol
She loves a little creampie in the afternoon. 🥧 🍰 🍮
Oh god…yuck.
... but do they know she does anal?
Everyone knows.
Damn, the whole country knows. He probably has a dog getting old and is also looking for a way to get rid of it.
Bu Bu family Christian values! 😞
Hell, se probably fucked half the state just to become governor (literally, not figuratively).
Thats like 12 people….
So, why does everybody vote for the puppy killing adulteress (and Trump)?
When does the sex tape leak, asking for a friend.
She sure "banged" that puppy alright.
They're throwing this out there to take the focus off of the puppies. Affairs are normal and way more accepted in the public eye.
Would it be wrong if I called MTG a bleach blond bad butch build body?
I call her a horse-faced whore.
I bet she smells like glue
That's her breath.
Glue of horses together!!!
She looks like she smells like peanut butter
She does have the hooves for it
Or a cloven-hooved donkey witch.
WILBUR-R-R-r-r-r-r…
She’s a man, baby!
Not to be confused with a whore-faced horse.
I hope you understand how hard a worker a horsefaced white must be. I am not sure she works much.
Spell check? IDK what you meant
Go on ahead, Comer is conveniently deaf when members misbehave.
Who would touch the troll at the end . I thought they had an issue with manly looking women
And Boobert is hands 🙌 down handy !
I’m convinced DC sex orgies wouldn’t even sell on onlyfans
Most MAGAs can’t afford women like Melania.
You misspelled middle.
Kristi Noem is looking a little Kenneth Copeland-esk in this. Now it makes sense.
But "Family Values!".. Its what Newt told us America needed. It was the message of Reagan. FAMILY VALUES!
But Newt kept cheating on his wife in the hospital, even when he swapped her out for the next wife, then she goes to the hospital and he cheats on her. Its like a pattern of immorality, yet they still spew the Family Values words while cheating like a dog... LIKE A DOG! Off to the gravel pit with them.
Gross
Jesus Christ. We know, everyone knows.
Many Animals Getting Assasssinated
In Noem's case in particular, I've figured out "MAGA" means "Make Animals Grass Again"
Is this the worst F, M, or K, ever?
Didn't this putz bang Hope Hicks for a while too? I don't see it. Guy seems 100 like a loser, even by MAGA standards.
The same ones that are against abortion or homosexuality because of the Bible always seem to forget about the commandment regarding adultery.
The more the moralization the more the greater the chances of transgressions. I personally don't care what happens in anyone's bedroom with consenting adults. Government representatives like Noem , MTG , Boebert pretend to be these upstanding people while spending our tax dollars and receiving government money. Really Kristi , digging one hole in the ground for a photo op today in Texas to build a wall ? Please spare us the bullshit and lies.
Moms: Raise your boys with more f***ing self-respect.
The crazy part here is that ANYONE would cheat on their spouses with the three of these women.
The Wit sisters (Dim, Nit, and Half).
Well played
Guarantee, they all love it up the ass.
You say that like its a negative
Make Anal Gay Again
The three horsefaces of the apocalypse.
The GOP’s hypocrisy is and ALWAYS HAS BEEN unrelenting!
Who wants adultery with MTG? Sick bastard who does
Can't blame him, she's hot. I'd hit it and that dumbass Boebert bitch, too. Not the neanderthal tho. She's gross.
Ok, maybe after a few beers. Maybe.
I despise all three of them but yeah... I'd ragdoll Boebert in a heartbeat but then deny it vehemently afterwards.
Leviticus (20:10-12) "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, even with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and adulteress must be put to death...."
Lauren Boebert. Bring back American handjobs
Nothing like good old fashioned Christian values
Not to defend these people, but I don't think adultery is uncommon at all among any maga politicians regardless of gender and it's always absurdly hypocritical. Trump's in a trial related to one of his adulterous adventures right now.
Once again the party of "morality and values" fails to live up to even the appearance of what they claim!
Republican Family Values
Good old conservative Christian values hey....
These three can only "Make Anal Great Again". Other than that, they're useless.
Family values huh?
Birds of a feather.
Just ick. Every. Single. Thing. About. Her.
Damn dawg! I wouldn't hit that with someone else's dick.
What happens if he doesn't live up to her expectations ?
Oh Jesus who is fucking the Murloch? 😂
I’m thinking this involved drawing a short straw and being assured that “nobody will ever hear about” it.
This is old hat. Breaking news would be if a pack of dogs led by a goat chased Noem to a gravel pit.
Might as well throw Trump's stupid face on there.
That article is from September 2023.
Does the date make it any less true? She’s been a hypocrite her entire life, and now she’s banned from a quarter of her state
This getting posted twice a month since then is a little excessive.
These bitches showing their faces in public is feeling excessive
Three women that should have taken the offer by Harrison Butker, to be a homemaker instead of pursuing your career.
Boebert could take my 4 inch punisher. But then I’d leave and never talk to her again. The other 2 I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Beth Van Duyne
But you all know he's not doing her doggy style.
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Interesting. For those of you who post negative shit about Republicans but never post anything positive about Biden and his party.
If Bill Clinton can get impeached over his sexual exploits (literally in the White House), this entire post is redundant and an oxymoron...
Do we give a shit about adultery at this point? Par for the course. It takes a certain level of narcissism to want to be in politics in the first place. At least Clinton did it in the oval office to dunk on everyone
Um. Forgot Trump?
"Pro Choice"
Old news, the affair started in 2019.
Cuckold Byron Noem
🤢
I wouldn’t fuck MTG with Oprah’s dick
Bet you majoriee gets it the most - don’t forget kari lake
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Well...just vote to be poor then... that fixes everything
But you don't understand -- great people, dein Uber Fraus, don't have to adhere to the same morality as common people. - Nietzsche, or some such.
Wait. So it's public knowledge that a governor is having an extra marital affair and they are still in office? This happened in Alabama and our guy resigned. I guess it's because he used money he wasn't supposed to so he could cover it up ...
I thought that the new normal was inclusive of polyamorous relationships, making this a non-issue.
You need a NSFW tag if you're going to make people think about MTG having sex.
If adultery is grounds for being barred from office then who you going to get? Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s wrong, I’ve never done it in 32 years of marriage, but I’m realistic about what politicians do. If they ain’t screwing us they are screwing someone else.
Corey lives in Windham NH, how is he having an affair in South Dakota?
Isn’t this kinda “Lincoln’s been shot!” type of news?
The party of family values
Im just glad crazy and plastic surgery is easily spotted
Dude. Quit posting this. Everyone knows. This is an article from Sept 2023!
Are you saying she’s “out of the life now?”
In saying I don’t think we need a post 2-3 times a month for 8 months that is the exact same article. Everyone knows.
Trashley Madison
2 smoking hot ladies in that pic!
The Three Stooges?
Crazy ladies. The first one jerked off her boyfriend at a movie theatre, the second is a dog killer and the third is a nut job. Who tf elected them ??
Not even a movie theater. It was live performers on stage doing Beetlejuice for a Broadway touring company.
MTG looks like a someone put $1500 veneers on a big toe.
Why isn't Trump included?
Krusty wants out!!!
I always heard the only dick you need to ride to SD politics is Denny Sanford’s.
I’m a lib-tard dem and I don’t like this. I don’t care who people fuck. That shouldn’t decide an election. I’m a man and this feels like women shaming. But also fuck the GOP.
I'd bang her too. What's the problem?
I dunno man, is eating ass and diaper considered cheating or just cleaning up?
More power to him! Awesome!
Is there a billionaire that will have this posted on every board in the country?
Yuck. I guess he wants syphilis.
Why are only women on this image? There are so many male adulterers in the GOP why tf do supposedly liberal people only focus on the women?
That is not quite a helpful defense of the GOP; “Why don’t you liberal cucks list ALL the Republican men who cheat on their wives?!”
I'm a lifelong liberal woman and I can say firmly the amount of sexist men in liberal circles is staggering. And each one will say it's not possible for them to be sexist or biased because they voted for Hillary.
This is an image meant to shame adulterers in MAGA land yet doesn't even feature the most high profile adulterer who is ON TRIAL for paying off a porn star he fucked while married to his third wife? I'm not even sure there's decent evidence two of the women cheated on their husbands. You could throw a dead possum in a football field of male GOP politicians and hit an adulterer (or a pedo or a rapist) yet someone decided not to feature any of those dortbags on a post about adultery? Yeah its fucking sexist.
What makes it more surprising, women usually get hammered way more than men when they cheat. You would think that would at least get them primaried.
Who gives a shit?? Fuck who you want just do your damn job!
Well, at least she isn’t 19 and being drug around the White House by his penis.
MGT’s janky-ass got divorced a couple or so years ago. Not seeing her being a dude-magnet… at all.
I'm jealous 🤣😂
It used to be I could at least come to this sub and find something interesting. Now 3 out of 4 threads are just a rehash of the same Noem bashing. Doesn't it get old? It's not like your audience is expanding. We're stuck with her for over 2 more years, barring another gravel pit incident.
Boebert would make an incredible pornstar
People aren’t perfect when you’re in the spotlight your private life gets smeared.
LMFAO, Nobody is committing adultery with Nancy Pelosi and Hilary Clinton old hag dems!
In other shocking news, conservative women continue to seek abortions even as they vote for politicians who are against their interests.
On the surface it seems as if Noem and Lewandowski are each adequate punishment for the other.
Unfortunately, people make excuses and absolve them of their contradictions. Especially those that claim they are “Christians”, but support her anyways. Wow
Aldutry is fine.
Monogamy sucks.
Adultery is acceptable to White Christians if the adulterers hate the same people they do. Period.
I was very afraid this was some confirmation of MTG & Trump after just seeing the video of MTG groping a Trump cutout.
I’m not sure any of these ladies make adultery great per say.
No one would care if they stopped peddling the "core family values" bullshit.
Stop saying alleged and call it what it is.
That’s a lot better than being a pedophile
Umm I give a shit about her political views and what she has going on within the judicial system...I think she is gorgeous but needs to close her mouth more often than not
Kristi? Who wouldn't get inside of her??? Yum
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I genuinely don’t GAF I want her audited and exiled from the state, I don’t care who’s she fucking, she’s an immorally corrupt governor with no stake in our states well being or success. Jfc