“I’d like to buy an O”
There are 4 D's.
Let's see if we got a P.
"Eh, this is alright but it was better with Bob Barker"
Can I call a friend?
I'll pass. I want to see what the other guy bids first.
“We come here to ask the biggest question. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?”
It was entertaining with the other guy
You wouldn't believe how easy it was. I hit that button, and the entire thing flooded.
I’d like to eliminate two of the wrong answers, please
"If you want it, you have to pay taxes on it first!"
You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
'They let so many weirdos play'
"Is it me, or are they getting dumber?"
It's boring, but actually gets better when you're drunk.
Big money. Big money. NO WHAMMIES!
I'll take winning divorce attorneys for $100
“I disagree.”
No Deal
I guess wrong on that price
This was so much better with Bob Barker!
We asked 100 people…
“I’ll take ‘shit my ex girlfriend does better than you’ for 500.”
"If you don't mind, I'd like to ask the audience."
I'll take door number 2.
Many have tried before but I want to get a result today
Here's Johnny to tell her what she's won.
Rod Rodey was so much better
"Would you like to keep what you have or trade it for what's behind door number 3?"
I was right!!!
“I’ll take Hands of a Welder for $400”.
I'm gonna spin the wheel again to see if I can get something better!
Popular with a wide and diverse demographic.
It’s a lot of fun, but there’s no way I can complete that bonus round in 60 seconds.
TRUE DAILY DOUBLE!!!
"I was on that!"
(Former Jeopardy! loser)
"It lasts an hour with ad breaks."
"Drew Carey's in this now."
"Turns out Charlie was cheating the whole time."
Oh, that was the grand prize?.....what a letdown.
Nobody wants to see that.
"Can I exchange the prize for cash?"
I’m ready for the bonus round!
"Wayne Brady is always a welcome sight in my bedroom."
One dollar!
Did realize that was so cheap
“I thought I was going to win but lost it at the end.”
I'll take yes's for 500
I thought the price would be cheaper. Way cheaper.
Man ... There are a lot people in there...
Not really much of a prize, is it?
I’d like to ask the audience.
I guess I’ll have to take the ceramic dog
early days of Wheel of Fortune
"I'd like to be on that"
"it's fake"
boring
Now I can see why your parents wouldn't want to watch!
"I'll take a minor for 500 steve."
I'll take 1 big and 5 small.
Do you want to keep the box you have, or swap it??
So... we only get 30 seconds to do it??
I bid $1, Bob!
"Everything's made up and the points don't matter."
I'm gonna Press My Luck!
I miss Paul Lind
"I miss Alex Trebeck"
Alex Trebek was much better and he's dead.
Well..THAT was easy.
"Take the money you stupid bitch!"
I'm telling you whatever's in that box stinks!
How can you be dumber than a 5th grader?
Regis was better in this.
Ok, no whammies!
Oh no! I got a Zonk.
Come on! Big bucks! No whammy! No whammy! No whammy! No whammy... STOP! NO! A whammy!!!
I can always watch decades of exciting finishes online.
No way that's worth more than $5.
Hmm... should I take what I got now & walk, or take the gamble on a better prize?
It's easy
I thought it would be better
"...And this double-wide can be yours IF the price is right!"
It's not that hard
This is stupid I wish it didn't exist
Turns out Drew Carey is a fine replacement.
“I’d like to buy an O”