World's worst things for Gandalf to say before falling to his fight with Balrog of Moria

"Delete my browser history!"

"I'll be back, my contract was for three films!"

"This is your fault, you noisy fuuuu^uuucks!"

"Quick, pull my finger!"

(Looks down, looks at camera, holds up sign that says "Uh-oh", falls to the sound of a slide whistle)

Leeeroyyy Jenkinssssssssssssss

"Fuuuuck I knew we were all gonna die FUUUUuuuuuu........."

Splat

"Balrog from Street Fighter is cooler than you"

“I’m getting jiggy with it!!”

"Hide my weed stash!!!!!"

Hey, take the Eagles to the Black Gate

Would you like to learn how to save 15% or more on car insurance?

Someone tell Bilbo he owes me one!

"Watch me do this cool flip!"

You did this to me Frodooo

And magic is just medachlorians in your bloodstream.

“My butt plug just stopped vibrating”

"Seahawks shoulda ran the ball."

I hope you have life insurance

“Follow me!”

"I slept with Arwen, sorry Aragon"

I told you we shouldn’t have gone this way…..

Where’s your Boarding Pass!?!?!?

Tell your mother she meant more to me than a one night stand.

Damn it! I’m allergic to balrogs!

"How do I turn this thing on, again?"

"Get back here and save me, you fucking cowards!"

Stupid sword. I knew I shoulda packed my lightsabre.

“Dumbledore doesn’t have to put up with this shit.”

Farted you fools!

“SAVE ME!”

Its whip is around my balls you fools

Hold my beer!

Aragon… I am your father.

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

"Avenge me..... Hemp Knight!"

Did I leave the iron on?

Hey Balrog baby, lets get it on, tentacle hentai style.

Fool of a Took!

Ooh shit, not again.

"..."

“Welp, I really screwed the pooch on this one.”

I cringed just writing that

"Follow me for more tips"

“I SHALL NOT FALL!!!!”

Aragorn! Kiss Legolas!! Quick!!

"Come with me if you wanna live - NOT! - you fools!"

“Come on in, the water’s fine!”

I think I left the stove on...

“The Holocaust is fake!”

"what the skibidi?!"

I'm coming back to tap that ass one more time Frodo!!!

Bored of the bloody rings more like!😖

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.

“Clap those cheeks!”

Tool of a fook

Oh no, not again.

What's that below me? It's big and round... I'll call it 'ground'. I wonder if it will be my friend?

Meanwhile, the Balrog's only thought was "Oh No. Not again."

"Im stealing all the XP for this"

I'll be back!

Rosebud

"BITCH! YOU BOUT TA ROG THESE BAWLS!!"(attacks)

(Singing( And....III....Will...Always...Love...YOOOUU

Dang it I forgot the marshmallows

I forgot to prepare Featherfaaaallllll!!!

Dwarves and thier effing mines!!

"I'll see you guys in a little bit after I change my clothes!"

C'S GET DEGREES...YOU MIGHT JUST PASS!

“Damn you, Merasmus! You were the worst roommate!”

Tell my wife, i said hello

Of all the days! My mom was right about clean under...www...eeeeeaaaa...rrrrr.....

I'm taking this kill bitches!

brb

“Fuck you, Pippin.”

"Frodo...I am your father!"

"My only regret is having boneitis!"

"Oh no, not again"

“Okay, I guess you can pass after all.”

I think I crapped my robe pants.

I just wanted to spend some time speaking to you all about your cars extended warrantyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Umm... Guys?  A little help, here?

"I'm taking all the experience points from this"

Oh, crap... guys, I only just realized, but I think this was the wrong bridge!

Me So Horny!!!

"Don't let brown people into the Shire, Frodo."

Quick! Someone give me $50! This guy is my cousin and I still owe him for pipeweed I bought from him back the 2nd Age.

Oh shit, these lame slippers have no grip at all!

"I'm effectively an angel, and this fall will be inconvenient at the worst."

You shall not pass !

Please click on all pictures of a bridge.

I'm coming back white!!!!!!!!

Instead of "FLY you fools"

He should say "SEE MY JEWELS" fade shot showing Gandalf doing the " monkey brain" with his balls.

“Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Man, I should have been a wizard in another life!”

Ha ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

This drop look really looooooong

"Tell Sean Bean I'm sorry!"

'Whatever you do, don't trust legolas'

Or any of them really but that one amuses me the most

<Stretches arms out in a welcoming fashion>

Smiles, everyone, smiles <said with a smile>

Come with me, this will be fun.

"Why couldn't it have been Pippin?"

"I've got an idea that will make this all a lot easier, but first i have to kill this pussy."

record scratch, freeze frame yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got in the situation.

Well, sit back and buckle up, pull out your pipes, because I have a story for you. And it all started with a little ring and some hobbits... Screen fades out as he falls

"Stryker, you should have killed me when you had the chance!"