Yes, my next door neighbor is named Karen. She's the nicest person. I wonder who was the Karen that gave them that bad name? It's like the name Hooligan.
Hey Bob! Hey Sue! Just put your keys right here in this goldfish bowl and get yourselves some drinks. We’ve got plenty of games planned and some swingin’ dance music (wink wink).
Bob whispers into Sue’s ear, “Where did you meet these people? And why is that pineapple painting upside down?”
"For all my fellas who want a little mini-me, I've collected all the fertile hookers in Alabama for a Pregnancy Party! Leave your condoms at the door. It's going to be a fun time!"
"Well I don't know too much about the exact plans, but it's being hosted by the Duke, the Bishop, the Magistrate and the President. And apparently all the guests are young and hot. Sounds like it's gonna be lit!"
Necktie social", or "Necktie parties", is a euphemism for execution by hanging commonly used in the American Old West. Additionally, the term is also used literally, for a social event that involved selling donated neckties for charity.
Tupperware parties or spoken word poetry slam with NO ALCOHOL OR REFFER!
Sorry imma need my reefer, sorry I can't get high off of yerba mate or Chai tea
“I’m sorry that I cannot make it to the Kool-Aid party, Mr. Jones, I have to,…uh…bedazzle my turtle! But I promise to swing by next time I’m in Jonestown.”
“Oh… yeah… um, sorry Hannibal, I can’t make your dinner party. What’s that? No it’s not the fava beans or the Chianti… no it’s not the lambs again… look, I gotta go, I have a date. No it’s not a cross dressing serial killer.”
"Shingles party! Bring Grandma and Grandpa!"