"Personal foul, banging the opposing cheerleaders, defense, number 24, number 27, number 40, number 46, number 52, number 55, number 59, number 91, number 92, number 97, number 98, fifteen yards and a special Maury Povich episode!"
"After the review, cheating, offense, Number 54. She read your texts to some girl you met at Applebee's. 15-yard penalty and divorce proceedings will follow. 3rd down"
Personal Foul! Not being Kansas City! Game forfeited!