is this a trick question? If my SO is watching I can eat 1, maybe 2 - because I'm a responsible adult. If its me and the boys, I can eat until I vomit.
Not more than a month or so ago, I just happened to realize that I also just happened to eat 22 cheeseburger patties over the preceding weekend. And I thought, Damn, I totally could've eaten more.
Who am I kidding I'm gonna order 3 and eat 1 and take a bite of another and feel awful for 6 hours then eat the other, then wake up and eat the next one.
I’m going to eat two in the time it takes you to eat one and I’m going to be analyzing you while you do it. I watching for you to slow down and give a subtle hint that you’re full so I know if I’m going to get the last one or not.
Since these are on Martin’s Big Marty Rolls, realistically 1 and a 1/2. I’d want 3, and midway through the 2nd I’d be really full. I would probably force the last half due to deliciousness, but 1 and 1/2 would be perfect.
How many you got?