Genuine question, how would Sasuke react if they just started fucking laughing at him when he said this?
DiscussionPretty sure he doesn't even know most of their names
"So let's see we have dogboy...
Oh and fatty...
Don't forget Sakura's sister!"
You forgot bug boy and Neji Hyugas sister and that lazy guy who thinks everything is a drag
Yep
and to be real, neither would I
cause he’s the goat
and thats why he cant be hokage
I mean to be fair at this point Sasuke had a much different idea of what it meant to be a ‘hokage’, IE someone who takes on the nation’s hatred for the good of everyone else.
yeah but its a pretty insane take on what it means to be hokage. he plagiarized it from pain and itachi
The uchiha's obsession with solitary self sacrifice is what led to their downfall.
He was planning on being Hokage by brute force so it really wouldn't matter to him if he didn't have the approval of his friends or the villagers. The guy was planning on killing all five of the current Kages and being the sole ruler of the world.
Sasuke when he gets hydraulic pressed by 37 megatonnes of paperwork everyday
That was not his plan he thought the 5 nations needed to be United by a common enemy like what happened with Madra with that enemy gone he thought the world would go back to its usual state of war so he was willing to be that common enemy
“I’ll be the villain in Boruto!” I wish
He literally says that after killing Naruto, the Tailed Beasts and the Kage, he will be the only one who determines guilt and hands out punishments to the entire world. Sounds like a ruler to me.
Sounds like Light from Death Note. Sasuke is Kira
Sasuke is justice
This is not true. He specifically says he will unite them under his rule, before explaining that he will judge the world and deliver punishment moving forward. He didn’t want to perpetually fight with them either, since he assures Naruto he would be the last person he ever killed
The lelouch/eren trick
someone watched a little too much code geass while in the akatsuki
He wants to be FEARED, so being treated with RIDICULE would probably make him furious.
The thing is he would achieve that by killing the five Kage, Naruto and having the tailed beast under his control.
He was gonna kill the Tailed Beasts one he ended the Infinitr Tsukoyomi
I think the only person that he would actually care about laughing at him would be Naruto. The others are beneath him(in his mind).
he probs don't even remember their names lmao
Yeah stealing his rival's ultimate goal is cold even for him.
He, by definition, wouldn't have given a single flying fuck about whether or not they laughed at him or not. Sasuke never gave a fuck about what anyone outside of his clan thought of him before the massacre and that has NOT changed at all especially in this very instance where he's learned and realized that the system his douchebag peers follow is shit and the reason why their world sucks. He's the only one with a real solution, and he knows that, everything else is just in the way.
That real solution was murder
Heyheyhey… Murder and international terrorism
The majority of the characters are terrorists. The only difference between Ninja and the missing- nin is that the latter don’t have to fork over a percentage of their paycheck.
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Still terrorism. What a dumb reasoning.
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A fighting force of the village doesn't mean that it isn't a terrorist organization. Who told you that it isn't? Again, defacto soldier means what? Soldiers and terrorists are one and the same in the context of engineered conflicts. Unless you aren't doing some philanthropic work, you simply exist to fight for a military and its cause, and in doing so you just terrorize. Just because the terror system in the villages is organized and has the backing of "respectability" means fuck all.
The rest of your post is just lame af and is some cringe rehashing of cia talking points. No really, why don't YOU enlighten me that how does all of this geopolitical fuck up not terrorism? Go on. Humor me.
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Not like Sasuke invented the concept of murder. Every shinobi village perpetrated and lived off that in some fashion.
It's not murder since the kage are all a bunch of war criminals guilty of a whole mess of fucked up shit
Tsunade was part of the war crimes against Amegakure. She later sent Jiraiya to try and disable Amegakure by assassinating Pain even though Amegakure was finally enjoying peace and stability with him in charge.
Ae the 4th Raikage kidnapped little girls for their kekkei genkai. He tried kidnapping Hinata when she was 7, and when his attempt was foiled, he got pissed and threatened to start a war between his village and Konoha if he didn't get a Hyuga head, this lead to Neji's father death.
Ohnoki hired the Akatsuki to commit numerous acts of terrorism on his behalf, which showcases his disregard for human life.
Gaara hunted and slaughtered innocent people within his own village left and right because he felt like it and because he was just mentally unstable. His rampaging was present at the Chunin Exams when he tried killing Lee at the hospital. He slaughtered his opponents in exceedingly brutal ways, even gleefully killing those who surrendered and those tearfully begging for their lives, most of whom were still kids themselves. He, his siblings, and the rest of their village also hired Orochimaru and his Sound village and participated in the attack on Konoha.
Mei Terumi is one of the newer kage. Her predecessor, Yagura Karatachi, trapped the Mist Village in a state of chaos and strife, and that shit ended when she became mizukage after Yagura's death.
Seriously, all but one of the kage are fucked up, and even then Mei is debatable in my opinion.
The Shinobi system as a whole is fucked up and evil. This is the system that exploits orphaned children and uses child soldiers indiscriminately. Said children are also branded with bird and root seals. Mass killings, slavery, desecration, discrimination, and genocides are greenlit and accepted, and accepted, smaller villages are terrorized, pillaged, and destroyed with their populations.
The Uchiha clan, the Kaguya clan (Kimimaro's clan), Haku's clan, the Uzumaki clan, and their village, Amegakure, are all examples of the cruelty of the Shinobi System, the Uchiha clan itself was also a victim of desecration look back at Danzo's right arm. The Uzumaki clans surviving members were hunted down. The Hyuga practice slavery on their own people, Neji himself being an example of that shit.
Necromancy and human experimentation are accepted, too. Tobirama Senju started both practices. After all, how else did Edo Tensei come into being hm? jutsus aren't created overnight. That jutsu requires living sacrifices and summons the dead back to the world of the living so that they could be used as suicide weapons or something. Multiple people in the universe have commented on that shit being a part of that jutsu, and everyone, including Hashirama and Orochimaru himself, has stated that it should've never been invented. And everyone who's commented on it turned their heads towards the man who created this evil ass jutsu, Tobirama fucking Senju.
So what Sasuke was planning on doing, cutting down the kage and their followers wasn't murder, especially in the context of his world. Also, he was going to enact a revolution that would prevent what happened to him from happening again.
Tsunade was part of the war crimes against Amegakure. She later sent Jiraiya to try and disable Amegakure by assassinating Pain even though Amegakure was finally enjoying peace and stability with him in charge.
Nope. Neither she nor Jiraiya knew that Pain was the leader of Amekagure. They assumed Hanzo was still in charge.
Remember, the Akatsuki was thought to be comprised of missing min by that point, who were presumably all on the bingo book. Jiraiya went to do what dozens of other Shinobi were actively seeking to do - Eliminate wanted ninja
Except neither Hanzo nor Pain were missing nin from Konoha, nor were they missing nin in general, Zabuza, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, and Orochimaru are missing nin, but Hanzo and Pain were members of Amegakure and neither of them defected from their village. They had almost zero affiliation with Konoha aside from being victims of its attacks on their village. So, Tsunade sent Jiraiya to destabilize and cripple Amegakure.
So neither she nor Jiraiya innocent here. The Akatsuki stands antithetical to the Shinobi System and its hegemony, so they're really more revolutionaries than terrorists, unlike the 5 great Shinobi villages who do nothing but spread terrorism and violence.
He was the leader a terrorist group that had already done much to destabilize the power balance of multiple great nations by robbing them of their most valuable military assets
And as I said, they had no idea that he was the leader of the Hidden Rain.
There’s truth in that I’m sure the starving children of that village would agree
Tsunade sent jiraiya to investigate the Akatsuki which they knew about at that time you sound like someone who thinks they're smarter than you are
I see what you're doing, but... The Akatsuki did invade Konoha, psychologically torture multiple high ranking Shinobi (kakashi and kurenai), and attempt child abduction all before the hidden rain was ever invaded. Counter invasion is more than justifiable at that point, considering who leads the hidden rain and Akatsuki is the same guy.
Konoha invaded them first, with the shit Danzo pulled its the something
All of that is basically filler. Not canon material so good luck.
So? She still sent in a covert operative to destabilize it. Makes her a piece of shit regardless.
Mei has no fault of Yagura's reign.
That's why I said she was a newer kage and that it was debatable if she deserved to be cut down.
Neither does Yagura. Yagura was being controlled by Obito during the whole blood mist village reign
If your kage is the leader of a terrorist group comprised of criminals from other nations who are gathering nukes and destabilizing a lot of the nations in the process, then he should be replaced.
Pain stabilizing Ame doesn’t nearly justify his actions
People being war criminals doesn’t make premeditated killing of them not murder. Even execution is just legal murder. If you plan to kill someone and do it, its murder and if you fail, its attempted murder. There are absolutely zero other requirements for the term.
You guys apply all of this Western morality and legal bullshit any, and every time Sasuke is involved and it's annoying and sickening, honestly.
In the Naruto universe, the bullshit morals you are enspousing don't fucking exist and shouldn't be applied to Sasuke. This is the same universe that legalized slavery, child soldiers, desecration, human experimentation, and necromancy, terrorism (not the Akatsuki, but the hidden villages), genocides, discrimination, child torture, mass slaughter and pillaging, the Cloud kidnaps young girls for their kekkei genkai and you get bet your ass that they're not pulling the same stunts Danzo pulled with the Uchiha clans eyeballs no, they're doing some real sick shit.
All of this shit goes on in the series, Sasuke especially is a perfect example and representation of the victims of this shitty-ass system and those that support and lead it. But yet you and others want to take issue with Sasuke taking against this, rather than attacking those who perpetuate the system and allow them to fuck over people like Sasuke.
It's dumb and sickening as fuck. If you were arguing about Sasuke running around slitting babies' throats like his brother did to their clan, then it would be one thing, but no you're arguing or are against him killing those responsible for keeping his world in a constant perpetual state of chaos, strife, and death. The same people and system are responsible for the creation of guys like Sasuke himself, Kisame, Zabuza, Orochimaru, Obito, and Pain. The same system that allowed people like Danzo, Ae, Gaara, Tsunade, and Ohnoki to attain the power and authority they have in their villages despite the list of war crimes under their belts.
You're ignoring all of this shit, just fucking come out and say you don't like Sasuke, because you're argument really isn't about morality, you just take issue with him.
(Second account because i cant see this on my main for some reason) I agree with Sasuke, i just specifically disagree with the idea that what he was trying to do wasn’t murder because it literally was by definition. That was literally my only point and the only thing i disagreed with in your whole comment. There was nothing else, i agreed with the rest, i just corrected a blatantly false statement because thats what i do, have done and will continue to do as my passion is teaching.
Says the man who caused the rumbling
By definition?
Sasuke, (noun), One who does not give a flying fuck what anyone outside his or her clan thinks of their goals.
I don't think he cares, he himself said that he doesn't care what other people think, in Boruto half the world hates him and he doesn't care either
You seriously think Sasuke cares about what those guys think? Because he doesnt give a damn
He wouldn’t have remotely cared, their opinions meant nothing to him.
Nothing changes
he wouldn't gaf
He's the only other one that was a clear answer for Hokage, Kakashi was more reliable, but if Sasuke wasn't such a thug, he very well have made a fine Hokage.
Sasuke thuggin is what made him strong tho
So we’re just callin uchihas thugs now??
Found tobirama’s account
I’m innocent I swear. I have an uchiha friend
Nah it’s that dude u/HeartonSleeve1989
uchiggers
-Rock Lee from L Block
Goddamn ninjers.
Uchigas
but if Sasuke wasn't such a thug,
He wasn't a thug. The hidden villages and those who lead, support, and follow them aren't good on ANY level, they're are fucked up entities that fucked over people like Sasuke, Kimimaro, Haku, their clans, the Ame trio and their village, Kisame and so on. Not aligning yourself with them and actively opposing them and their followers doesn't make you a thug especially when you're a victim of their tyranny.
Also, Sasuke's definition of hokage was different from what Naruto and everyone else thought. For Sasuke, hokage meant a means to an end. It meant revolution and systemic change, shit Naruto and everyone else would never dream of.
Don't forget the ostracism of uchiha clan which led to massacre and loss of a ninja like Itachi
Yep, that's true as well. The Uchiha were a founding clan and showed nothing but unquestionable loyalty to Konoha, and yet all they got was segregation, discrimination, suspicion, and later full-scale genocide.
Thank you.
I'm tired of people pretending the Ninja villages, especially Kohona, are moral entities
You're welcome, and yeah, the story goes out of its way to show how messed up and evil the villages are but people go out of their way to defend them and those who lead and support them while attacking those like Sasuke who've been victimized by them and thus oppose them.
It's fucking insane honestly and I don't mean that in a good way.
Yeah cause Naruto didnt actively fight for/wasnt a significant reason for the change in the Shinobi world 😂 he could never dream of that
Edit: Lmao stg people downvote in this sub for no reason at all😂😂 They upvote the dude who replied to me and downvote me for sayin the same thing 😂🤦🏼♂️
Naruto didn't change anything in the system, and all he fought for was validation and nothing else. He didn't even expose the truth about the Uchiha genocide or punish the two remaining elders who advocated for the genocide. There is no real change in the Shinobi system. It's still the same village that Hashirama founded, with the system his asshole brother invented and implemented. The Chunin Exams are still a thing, and as a result, kids are still molded into useful murder weapons and shown off to wealthy clients, Naruto's own kids are a part of this shit.
Hell, Amegakure lays in an even worse state than it already was in, and its people are still suffering in poverty.
The only thing that is actually considered a change is the Mist villages end of its Blood Mist phase, but even then, that had nothing to do with Naruto. The Blood Mist affair ended when Yagura died after the genjutsu Obito placed on him was broken by Ao, and Mei Terumi became mizukage and officially ended the chaos of his reign.
Why should be expose the Uchiha? He wouldn't want Sarada to suffer due to the hate the Uchiha would get due to being psychopaths. Also, why would Naruto kill some elders when he didn't kill Nagato who killed his senses and destroyed his village.
Also, what is the issue with the chunnin exams? It's meant to prepare them to become Ninja and they aren't forces to do it, they can always stay at home if they want to.
Hashirama's village works as it was done, only guys that had a problem with it where those damn Uchiha 's.
It's alway the damn Uchiha fanboys who have problems with the village.
Why should be expose the Uchiha?
Because… the village literally used and manipulated a 13 year old to commit ethnic cleansing. Then fabricated a story to use that 13yr old as a scapegoat, and forced Itachi and Sasuke to live miserably for the rest of their lives.
He wouldn't want Sarada to suffer due to the hate the Uchiha would get due to being psychopaths.
So according to you, Sarada would receive hate over the fact that she doesn’t have an extended family nor knows jack shit abt them due to a government official ordering genocide..
Like huh? really that’s your take
Also the Uchiha aren’t psychopaths, the curse of hatred is pseudoscience from Tobirama. The Sharingan is awaken from strong emotions, thus how Sarada awakens hers.
Also, why would Naruto kill some elders when he didn't kill Nagato who killed his senses and destroyed his village.
The comment clearly says punish, not kill. The Elders have advocated and engaged in so much fucked shit, while receiving no repercussions.
Nagato died and fixed his sins, and Jiraiya decided to die as a Shinobi. The elders are still alive, in positions of power. Obnoxious as ever and never recognized their wrongdoings.
Also, what is the issue with the chunnin exams? It's meant to prepare them to become Ninja and they aren't forces to do it, they can always stay at home if they want to.
Because it’s literally child soldiers, like what
Hashirama's village works as it was done, only guys that had a problem with it where those damn Uchiha 's.
It seems you watched a different series
Yep.
He didn't.
And Sasuke definitely, definitely didn't put his trust in Naruto to help change the shinobi world better than he could alone.
I mean, it's not like his whole chapter 699 narration was a longwinded way of saying, "Let's do it your way!"
You mean like trying to kill your friends? Because that definitely makes him a thug.
Also, the village may have their issues but they are way bettee than what Sasuke planned to do, his plan was worse.
The only “friend” Sasuke has ever half assed attempted to kill is Naruto, and that’s something Itachi manipulated/fostered him to do. Sakura and others tried killing him first, thus he retaliated.
Naruto, who nvr held that against him and forgave him. Not to mention at times he pestered tf out of Sasuke
Also ain’t you in the other comments arguing how this is the ninja world ? How’s this out of the ordinary. If anything it just is regular Shinobi activities.
Karin? Maybe I'm really stretching "friend" to it's limits. I get that he had no desire to kill her but he also did not give a fuck about sending a lightning beam through her chest. Right after she saves his ass.
He never viewed Karin as a friend, he was always honest with his intentions with Taka. Never forced them to be with him.
Sasuke says it himself, Naruto is his one and only friend.
And sakura, and kakashi. People must be forgetting the bad with their rose tinted glasses. I just rewatched the whole series and after sasuke fought Danzo, sasuke was literally trying to kill them both (kakashi says as much) and they only survived because naruto showed up.
Both Sakura and Kakashi tried killing him first. Lmao what
Sakura literally went there with the intention of killing him.
That's what you do to people that are planning to destroy your village...?
Sasuke didn’t attempt any type of attack to destroy the leaf village, and also at that point in time they didn’t know any of his plans lmaoo
When people are trying to kill you, people usually defend themselves and retaliate
He had just attacked the kage summit, so he's a rogue ninja now. And then he literally told them his plans. It was right after the danzo fight when he learned the truth. And he tried to stab sakura in the back...
He wouldn’t care
"laugh all you want, I'll rule konoha whether you like it or not"
"And if you think you can stop me ill take you all on at the same time right now"
You mean they didn't?
Sasuke already has a VERY edgy quote about other people laughing. He would say that again
"You're laughing at the cost of Itachi's life laughing together completely ignorant of everything. Your laughing voices sound like contempt and mocking me now, I will change those laughs to screams and wails."
And make people understand that "very bad mood" and "EMS" are a truly dangerous combination.
"Dude your brother was an asshole who literally abused you... you don't have to defend him." Would be my reply
Sasuke having an internal conflict about "Itachi did nothing wrong" and "Itachi was INDEED an asshole who abused him" (The road to hell is paved with good intentions)...
Sasuke.exe has stopped working.
And let's not forget that Itachi's plan B was forcing Sasuke with koto to protect Konhoa (no, Itachi DIDN'T have any backup plan to free himself if he was ever reanimated as an Edo: it was just luck).
Yeah. Poor guy.
IIRC Itachi himself admitted that he did many wrong things, trying to resolve everything alone.
And that's what makes him an interesting character: a FLAWED person who tried the best, but ended up causing a huge mess.
Indeed... I'd probably ĺike him as a flawed character if it was not for his crazy cult of fans who think he is the best hero and brother (dispite his outright Abuse of Sasuke) who can do no wrong. It reminds me of all the Feanor/ Melkor did nothing wrong cults in the Tolkien Fandom.
About Feanor... he's VERY flawed as well. His hubris, his egoism, etc.
The fact that he was quite a badass doesn't make him perfect.
He would go “hmm…” out of sheer annoyance at their stupidity then start addressing Naruto directly
He probably would have been “im going to become Hokage even harder”
Sasuke probably forgot they all existed. He wouldn’t care. I can’t imagine he’d be triggered by anyone except Kakashi, Naruto, or Sakura.
Option A)Genjutsu them into submission
Option B) catch a couple bodies
Option C)Mass Genocide
Option D) Genjutsu them into fighting and killing each other while Zion feeds him popcorn with his feet on her back while he laughs like they just laughed at him
I lost it 😂 It was one of the wtf moments.
He wouldn't give one fuck.
I mean given the mental state he was in at the time, thanks to his Arse hole of a brother, nothing good.
Overall, Sasuke's reaction would be a combination of intimidation, confrontation, and a demonstration of his capabilities to ensure that his ambition is taken seriously.
I meannnn to be fair, the strongest ninja in the Village usually became Hokage. But if I was one of the Konaha 11 listening to him, I would have opted to jump him instead.
He wouldn't care, his eyes are simply on the prize.
Completely ignores them. His vision of Hokage at this point doesn't require their approval.
However As a Hokage demands respect in his mind. He'd probably beat their asses later if he succeeded in becoming Hokage.
1-he doesn't give even the tiniest amount of fuck about how they think, he has every intention to put any of them who tries to defy him, to him they are not probably more than buzzing flies at this point.
2- though if any of them dared to laugh, i think if he is not apathic he would bloody murder them or put them in a torturous genjutsu, though this can't never happen because
3- none of them has the guts to laugh at sasuke, no even kiba who is the most bratty and abrassive one among them has the balls to laugh at sasuke uchiha, he can act all tough and show his teeths but he needs a 1000 year or more to has the gal to laugh at sasuke uchiha of all people, the rest is not even a question, theywould rather commit suicide than laugh at him out of sheer fright.
he just wouldn't give a damn about them
"Tch, I'm serious, it's my ninja way."
Kheeeeee
He be like “oh y’all laughing at me okay show me y’all “Powers” to protect the Leaf Village if y’all want to become Hokage just like Naruto and I”😂
Knowing sasuke that was probably his goal
He probably would just be stoic
He probably wouldn’t care.
He honestly didn't give a flying shadow of a fuck as to what any of them thought of it. If Naruto laughed, he would have dropped his ass.
In public, either acting indifferent or physically retaliating.
In private, he would feel humiliated.
Sasuke tries to pretend he does not care about his prestige and his reputation, but he does. Being the last Uchiha and not having the strength to do what he wants was a mayor source of embarrassment to him back in Part 1.
There is a phrase by Altair in Assassin's Creed Revelations that perfectly describes Sasuke:
"Pity Abbas, do not mock him. He has lived as an orphan for most of his life, shamed by his family's legacy. He is desperate for power because he is powerless."
Kid Sasuke and Shippuden Sasuke are very different though. Kid Sasuke cared about alot of things, Shippuden Sasuke doesn't care about a single damn thing he'll murder anyone who opposes him without a second thought. He doesn't feel humiliation because he's above everyone, the only one he felt threatened by was Naruto.
I can Kiba and Akamaru rolling around laughing so hard.
they should've done that ngl
That was hilarious
Its funny how Sasuke gets made fun for this moment by fans, when he was the most qualified and had the best reason for becoming Hokage out of his peers. It was never about acceptance or approval or popularity unlike Naruto.
Everytime i read this question to myself i see they faces as them and laughing and it gets funnier and funnier 😂
He would destroy them xp
I’d call him an uchigger because racism is the best instigation tactic
Not care at all and keep staring blankly forward like the edgelord he was.
Ngl after everything he’s done that was cringe hear
Nothing he's done comes even remotely close to the bullshit that Konoha, the other villages, and kage have done.
Seriously, Sasuke is a saint compared to those fucks, and that's a hill I will happily die on 10,000 times over.
Yeah it's not like he waa gonna murder innocent for his own sake? Oh wait
why r ppl downvoting u lmao
Not for his own sake, for the sake of the world, that went over your head
Considering he only cares about Naruto, if Naruto reacted like that, so he would be hurt. But he has a good poker face and an extreme goal that differs from naruto so most won't notice.
I like that Hinata was like "Ah, it's you".
He doesn't even know that lame bitch exists.
I would say he doesn't even know any of them exists.
Shit his pants, maybe even cry
I would’ve died, he didn’t really care what they thought of him. Tbh, the only reason they end up taking him serious is cause of Shikamaru and Naruto.
Go home, Sasuke you’re drunk
Sasuke forgot school ended and he is no longer the popular kid in the class.
Then again, I don't blame him. It was probably the last time he felt he was "home", that he belonged somewhere.
This is some serious projection. Who hurt you in school?
why did I just imagine sasuke as the peaked in high school trope LMAO
I like this comment so much
So this is a bash thread? Man, get a life.
He probably feel how Naruto felt when the class is laughing at him when they're at the academy
Crash out. Pussy boy gonna throw a major temper tantrum because nobody cares
He probably ameterasu their ass for that or probably just kiba for being kiba XD...
Honestly I wish that was what happened. Would have been a much better reaction.
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He didn’t give a single solitary fuck what any of them thought about him at this point.