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So she has tentacle bush?
Like going down on a sea anemone
But does the opposite when you touch it
This is funny as fuck... if you've seen what they do.
Like a "pop"... but in reverse.
But ‘pop’ backwards is still ‘pop’. Isn’t it? 😟
Don't be silly. It's "qoq". 😁
I think you're supposed to rotate it, "bob". 🙃
Like this, "dod"?
I dunno... looks 'odd'
You said you listen to ODB?
Whoah whoah slow down with your "fancy ways"
I read OCD 😭
That’s the sound it’d make lol
If I understand correctly, it's quite a few tiny qoqs
New fetish unlocked
If a just a bit of tentabush is enough to unlock a new fetish you need to get with the times
Everyone's gotta start somewhere.
Even better
You mean an anemonemone, Amnemonemomne
lookin like davy jones from pirates of the caribbean when you down there
Her, taking her clothes off: Do you fear death?
Does she enjoy it if I suck on them? Can't miss the clit if there are multiple of them and they're that big
Well, that’s my reddit for the day. Thanks!
This comment wins Reddit today!
Are they prehensile?
Dozens of tiny tentacles that tickle your balls during coitus.
If it really match, i only see one big one!
As an atheist, you need Jesus.
Why not skip the middle man? A dozen tiny tentacles tickling your balls during sex will get you seeing God.
"High as balls" is a malapropism, the original phrase was "High as a guy with his balls in a tickler."
Of course, when tickler became insensitive to say, the phrase sort of died out most the most part. But it got a real revival in the 90's and 2000's as the word balls started becoming inherently funny.
What's a tickler in this context?
On my knees for Jesus?
her hairs aren’t multiple small tentacles, but one big tentacle.
Imagine what it means down there
Kraken
Cthulhu
So she has a dick basically
I think she has a penis. I can't imagine a guy dating an alien girl getting upset at tentacle coochie.
Cuthussy
Honestly, that probably has a surprisingly tentalizing feeling
That would be…interesting🤔.
Huh.
I didn’t realize that about myself but… that ain’t a dealbreaker
Yes
Lol
The Deep enters the chat.
The deep never left
That’s deep
I'm 14 and this is deep ⬆️
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel
Yes, Harbinger, this comment right here
Deepak Chopra
Deepak Cockra
He's on a list...
Hold my Fresca.
Ahh yes the Octopussoir
What
The
Fuck
I really want to know what you saw but I'm at work so I can't right now.
Don't worry, i gotchu. Let me watch it for you. Brb
Edit. Wasn't too bad. Just some octopus genitals hitting it off.
Oh cool it's Drawn Together. Nevermind, not bad at all.
I've been wanting to watch that show for a bit now
It's pretty good, the humor hasn't aged terribly.
That is not even the wildest thing in that show. Drawn Together was brilliant.
Why does reddit always show videos like this to me right before I go to sleep?
This is why I can't ever get a good nights rest anymore.
It's definitely the crippling depression. Being a redditor is just the icing.
Reddit hates us, that's why.
It's the only thing that makes sense
I agree with this dude
What
The
Fuck
Drawn Together. Absolutely foul and God damn hilarious animated reality TV show in the style of Big Brother.
What
The
Fuck
That show was a wild ride.
Oh lord I completely forgot this show existed.
I miss forgetting. Forgetting was nice.
Thank u for keeping Drawn Together alive.
Crazy show that I watched waaayyyy too young.
What the actual fuck
Never in my life have I ever been this terrified to click a link
I have no clue what this means and I'm quiet content with it.
I'm impressed by everyone's self discipline in not explaining lol
I think I've figured it out... and that's quite the mental image
was about to...sigh...fine, I'll leave it...like Olaf in the sun.
He thought her bush was blue colour but it’s actually tentacles since she doesn’t have hair on her head
As long as it means having an ass like May Elizabeth Winstead, it's all good.
Is it a prehensile tentacle/tail in addition to standard anatomy?
Cause that could be interesting.
Basically the pubes are tendrils.
As long as no octopus beak down under I'm good.
Tendril-job is a genre I did not expect to learn today.
So she’s got a built-in French Tickler? What’s he grousing about then?
Indeed, the gall of some people!
The prudes! They probably only have sex in the missionary position under the blessings of the priests from three different religions!
If that's thr case, it's no wonder everyone is in love with twilek chicks
Right, like the only curse is now we know why so many end up as sex slaves
I only see benifits here.
Looking like blue Zoidberg down there. * woop woop woop woop*
Don’t Zoidberg’s species all die after spawning
Id still hit
Twi'leks dont have body hair. If you see eyebrows on one, they are either makeup or tattoos
Or they are half Twi'lek like Jacen Syndulla and Cut Lawquane's kids
So, is there a hole down there or not?
Yes the joke is that her pubes are like her leku
Doesn't matter had sex.
I think she might have been a dude
suprised he can sit down after that
I know it's a joke and all, but, inn that expression, the drapes are eye brows.
If we are being needy about this, they don't even have those. They don't have hair, they are either tattoos or make up
Coward
Twi’lekussy 🥵🥵🥵
The carpet in question
Yes, that's what we're here for
would
I mean...this isn't bad
That would be my dream come true, can't wait for aliens to invade us
That just makes it all the hotter 😜
Blue waffles?
Can
Would
I see no negatives in this...
Honestly isn't that better than normal? No loose hair stuck in your teeth or mouth during/ after
So her snatch looks like cthulhu's mouth??? Or zoidburg's?? Lol
i clicked on this and am ashamed of myself
Is this a r/subsifellfor
Don't be, I've read your comment and still clicked in hopes that a sub as such may exist 😔
Its just a bunch of nude pictures of handsome squidward.
This is a bonus, move aside you coward
Can someone explain?
Penis
I’ve always found Twileks to be kinda fucking gross.
WOULD
Tentacles labia that hold your testicles?
Cupping, rubbing, making sure you don't pull out too far and break your dick in half trying to go back in too vigorously
Riker: "tell me more"
Wait theres star wars p*rn?
Ahsoka rule 34
You have been warned, there are horrors down this path you can not imagine.
She was a good friend
there are no panties in space
Clearly, you've never seen the documentary "Zack and Miri Make A Porno".
Tell me more about it
Really, it has to be experienced, my poor words could not do it justice! It will answer all of your Star Wars porn related questions.
Commander bly is this you
hawk tuah
Out the way coward, I'm going in.
oh my god
Ah yes, my girl Cala Maria
Coward.
Confused pp
Still fapped. No loss in pride.
If It tickles my nuts fuck it we ball
the moment a hot alien chick comes within my vicinity, im advocating to see what kind of space stds we need to worry about
totally for the homies, dont worry just trying to keep you guys safe for future reference
Still would.
You know.. honestly..
WOULD
Yikes
Fine just be lonely and j%×_@<&@ off . Someone is knocking on the door. Damn it .
see Dizneh it's not difficult to have a good plot twist
Can I get her number?
And what about it?
I'd still smash
Always cop a feel before the reveal.
oh god
Still would
9/10 would still lick that shit
Like Frenching Cthulhu
Its tbe codephrase
Her name is Fiona.
Why is nobody making Twi'lek merkins!?
Cowards.
Luckily it tastes like blueberry mixed with the heat off the back of a Playstation.
i wojld HOPE SO
Still would.
All I’m hearing is that it’s hairless and has extra ridges
Still would
*Sigh. Zips up.
I see no issue
Would.
Cthulussy
I thought the joke was gonna be like "blue waffle" or something
don't kink shame me
How is that a valid response?
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