They do look familiar but it's not from tv.

Could have started screaming into your mic.

Well bro maybe you shouldn't have chained her to the bed without consent.

So it's a cheese and pickle sandwich. A pickle sandwich has no cheese. 

Well that's not eating it from the can is it Kevin?

He's my present.

......Jesus Christ

Explain why it wouldn't be the way op is describing. Also tell me why you wouldn't have said that if op was a girl.

Op doesn't care. They have their new golden child so fuck the old ones.

For fucks sake come on! Stop replying to repost bots.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/18qbpd0/now_ive_got_to/ 

They didn't even change the title.

I was gonna say, looks like a Nightkin named Lily. Even funnier it's a rogue.

Hey. Go tell any abuse victim they could have just left. See how that goes.

Nobody gives a shit that you're getting alot of new stuff for your spank bank.

I mean why are you here? You'd rather he maintain his lifetime of unhappiness because his wife was a bitch as a teen. Just say you actually don't, and never did give a shit about his happiness.

Meh. I've had mine for years and used it once.