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Forging A Return to Productive Conversation: An Open Letter to Reddit

To All Whom It May Concern:

For fifteen years, /r/Funny has been one of Reddit’s most-popular communities. That time hasn’t been without its difficulties, but for the most part, we’ve all gotten along (with each other and with administrators). Members of our team fondly remember Moderator Roadshows, visits to Reddit’s headquarters, Reddit Secret Santa, April Fools’ Day events, regional meetups, and many more uplifting moments. We’ve watched this platform grow by leaps and bounds, and although we haven’t been completely happy about every change that we’ve witnessed, we’ve always done our best to work with Reddit at finding ways to adapt, compromise, and move forward.

This process has occasionally been preceded by some exceptionally public debate, however.

On June 12th, 2023, /r/Funny joined thousands of other subreddits in protesting the planned changes to Reddit’s API; changes which – despite being immediately evident to only a minority of Redditors – threatened to worsen the site for everyone. By June 16th, 2023, that demonstration had evolved to represent a wider (and growing) array of concerns, many of which arose in response to Reddit’s statements to journalists. Today (June 26th, 2023), we are hopeful that users and administrators alike can make a return to the productive dialogue that has served us in the past.

We acknowledge that Reddit has placed itself in a situation that makes adjusting its current API roadmap impossible.

However, we have the following requests:

  • Commit to exploring ways by which third-party applications can make an affordable return.
  • Commit to providing moderation tools and accessibility options (on Old Reddit, New Reddit, and mobile platforms) which match or exceed the functionality and utility of third-party applications.
  • Commit to prioritizing a significant reduction in spam, misinformation, bigotry, and illegal content on Reddit.
  • Guarantee that any future developments which may impact moderators, contributors, or stakeholders will be announced no less than one fiscal quarter before they are scheduled to go into effect.
  • Work together with longstanding moderators to establish a reasonable roadmap and deadline for accomplishing all of the above.
  • Affirm that efforts meant to keep Reddit accountable to its commitments and deadlines will hereafter not be met with insults, threats, removals, or hostility.
  • Publicly affirm all of the above by way of updating Reddit’s User Agreement and Reddit’s Moderator Code of Conduct to include reasonable expectations and requirements for administrators’ behavior.
  • Implement and fill a senior-level role (with decision-making and policy-shaping power) of "Moderator Advocate" at Reddit, with a required qualification for the position being robust experience as a volunteer Reddit moderator.

Reddit is unique amongst social-media sites in that its lifeblood – its multitude of moderators and contributors – consists entirely of volunteers. We populate and curate the platform’s many communities, thereby providing a welcoming and engaging environment for all of its visitors. We receive little in the way of thanks for these efforts, but we frequently endure abuse, threats, attacks, and exposure to truly reprehensible media. Historically, we have trusted that Reddit’s administrators have the best interests of the platform and its users (be they moderators, contributors, participants, or lurkers) at heart; that while Reddit may be a for-profit company, it nonetheless recognizes and appreciates the value that Redditors provide.

That trust has been all but entirely eroded… but we hope that together, we can begin to rebuild it.

In simplest terms, Reddit, we implore you: Remember the human.

We look forward to your response by Thursday, June 29th, 2023.

There’s also just one other thing.

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WILD turkey SLAMMED and SHATTERED my window! 🦃🦃🦃 This is a video of me wrangling it out of my bedroom.

Turkey Wrangling

SHATTERED window

Came in with some velocity!

tldr: Wild turkey flew through and shattered my second-floor window, I wrangled it.

I was watching a scary movie when I heard the crash upstairs, I was the only one home watching my 6mo. I was frozen, wondering what I just heard… did a mirror fall off the wall? Then, I started to hear thuds. It was 9am on a Saturday, why was someone breaking into my house... and from the second floor?

On my way to investigate, when I went past the front windows, I saw my neighbor happened to be walking by and his wife was pointing up at my house. While holding the baby, I opened the front door to check with the neighbors to see what was going on, and just at that moment, something caused me to turn around and look up the stairway. I saw this turkey head, doing its stupid turkey strut 🦃 🦃 🦃 right across the top of the stairs and into my bedroom!

I turned back around and yelled at my neighbors, “There’s a fucking Turkey in my house!!!” I ran outside I asked the neighbors wife to hold the baby, grabbed my dog and closed him in the garage. I had a moment of clarity and thought to myself that this had to be some sort of set up for an insurance commercial, then headed back toward the front door. My neighbor asked if I needed help and all I could say was, “Probably!”. The film picks up at this point.