Comebacks for “why do you always look mad/mean?”

Have you ever thought you’re always around to notice this behavior?

It's just you.

If you had to look at your face, you would be mad too.

Why do you always piss me off?

It's just my resting bitch face, nothing meant by it.

Because i have to deal with you.

That's just my face.

Because I don't do fake emotions just to appease others.

My RBF game is strong. What can I say.

I only get that look on my face when certain people are around.

Why do you always look confused like you forgot which windows you licked?

It keeps the idiots away... normally. motions toward them as the exception

smile wickedly Why? Does it frighten you? (No) Maybe it should. wink

Well my intent is to scare people enough to not have to hear stupid questions all day, but as evidenced by your query, clearly my plan is not working as I'd hoped.

" Michael Jackson is dead."

Because I am

because i am.

I’m not mad I was drawn this way!

Don’t poke the bear.

Because I am?

"If you wanna see mad/mean, I will be your guest."

"Have you looked in the mirror recently?"

Cause your always there or you can switch out the last part for things like always talking etc.

Cause I am..... wtf do you want???

I was blessed with a resting bitch face.

Why do you never give me a reason to look happy?

Because I’m actually furious.

Because when I try to look happy, people just think I look crazy.

Look them in the eye and say “I’m mad, because I know everything.” (Flash an evil smirk while you say it)

They’ll be so confused.

“Because I am. Watch out.”

Just practicing my superhero stare for emergencies. You're welcome.

I’m preventing wrinkles

Why do you always look dumb?

Same reason you always look stupid I expect.

People piss me off

It's not always. Just when you're around.

"Because some clown keeps asking me why I always look mad/mean."

“Because I can”

Thats like uh your opinion man

Sometimes people look mean but aren't and others look kind but are anything but 🫵😐

“And when you’re not around I look happy, bye”

“That’s my secret, Cap… I’m always angery”

Oh that’s because I am mad and mean but this actually is my nice happy face

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed every time I see you

Why don’t you come closer and find out?

Really? this is my happy face

"Sorry I have resting 'people are stupid' face."

“People keep asking me stupid questions.”

Sounds like you judge a book by its cover, that’s a you problem.

Defense mechanism.

“Because people keep asking me stupid questions.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR DORMITORIES

“This is my Resting Bitch Face, WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?”

If you're not mad, you're not paying attention.

"Maybe it's cause I have deal with so much Bullshit, Ever put that one together(?)

Maybe I'm disgusted at seeing you because you ask these silly questions.

ahhh, i see you've met my mad/mean clone.

"Why did you still choose to approach me despite how unapproachable i look?"

I watched a Clown commit suicide during my 5th birthday party.

“Nah, that’s just when you’re around.”