Have you ever considered I might be "boring" to you because I don't want to interact with you at all? I don't have any personality around you because yours sucks.
"Interesting, because I sparkle in the presence of greatness." Look them up and down and continue with, "Obviously, that's not what we have going on here."
I’m really sorry my personality isn’t good enough for you.
When people are ACTUALLY mean, just lean into it. Ask then to repeat themselves and / or affirm that you’ve understood the brutality of the comment (also, don’t care).
It makes people very uncomfortable, and they stop.
They need you to shrink away from them; do ANYTHING else.
Interesting people with personality don’t spend their time making personal attacks on other people. I guess your boring and have but with a bad personality. Suck it up, buttercup.
You say “boring.” The rest of society understands it as being mentally stable with enough self control to not word vomit insults at others. You could actually learn a thing or two from people like me.
Of course I seem boring when you can't understand anything I talk about. And of course you can't see my personality when you cant pick up on any visual cues.
“Well at least I don’t insult others for a living so I can fill whatever empty void from childhood trauma I have.” And then do something fun like stare at them intensely and make them feel uncomfortable until they leave
And yet it's still enough personality that you feel you have to comment on it. I must be going wrong somewhere. I was trying to avoid you entirely. Clearly, I haven't hit peak boring yet or I'd be invisible to you. I need to up my game.
Better to have no personality than a shitty one.