If it’s a girl all you can do is laugh in her face and shrug it off and act like it doesn’t bother you. It honestly shoudnt bother you either cause it’s like whatever tbh. Girls will try to say it to make you mad haha.
If it’s a guy, I would respond with something funny like “Sorry it’s not big enough for you bro” or “Why is it smaller than the last one you had?”
I like to respond with something funny always cause it’s a good way to show you don’t give an actual fuck
Think he’s stuck with his tiny dick and can’t progress up any further levels.
Dudes probably packing but he makes the joke every few months if the conversation about trying to pick up girls comes up.
He just needs to feed it some rare candies or train it more and it’ll evolve, obviously it just isn’t experience enough to be a full fledge Charizard dragon dick.
Nah. Saying they have a large vag doesn’t affect them.
Gotta say “sorry, there’s only so much anaconda and your dad has laid claim to all of it.” Then stare off like you’re reminiscing about fucking her dad.
What's the difference between a sick duck and your mother? Well, one's a mallard with a cold and I can't remember the rest of the joke but your Mother's a whore (Darrell Hammond laugh).
Tell your mom we agreed to keep you out of this and she just needs to accept that it’s over between us
She’s a wildcat don’t get me wrong, and I really hope she finds her happiness one day, but involving you like this? That’s just not right man. It’s not right
I don't trust your judgement because you're such a massive cunt the Eurostar/Orient Express/Flying Scotsman/insert name of locally known train/Saturn V rocket couldn't touch the sides.
I'm a grower not a shower , ask your mom, your sister and your girlfriend, they'll all agree. By the way, things your sister does with her tongue to your mom, had her screaming like a banshee. Also I stretched out your girlfriend's front and backdoor, so that's why she's walking funny.
“Yes, there are many dicks that are much bigger. You, for example.”