> ###Community Rules:



> **DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.**

> **Unsure if the rules apply to you for your post/comment? [Click here.](http://i.imgur.com/m8mbW4i.gif)**
>
> * [](#icon-information) [Message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FAskMen) with any questions/comments. This includes external sites looking to farm responses for content. NO SURVEYS.

> * [](#icon-information) **Read the [Frequently Asked Questions](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/wiki/index) wiki and do a search before asking a question.**

> * [](#icon-information) **We do not allow questions/comments from throwaways or accounts with low karma (< 5 for comments, < 10 for posts).** Participate elsewhere on Reddit to gain experience and karma before trying to post here.

> * [](#icon-information) **Be respectful.** Anyone is allowed to ask and answer questions. Do not insult or troll people, including in PMs.

> * [](#icon-information) **Don't comment/post self-deprecating content looking for attention.** First warning is a temp ban, second warning is a permaban. If you want to be a sad sack and complain about your life, go to /r/rant or /r/ForeverAlone 



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> ###Post Guidelines:

> * [](#icon-information) **The title of your post must contain the actual question being asked.** Keep your question concise.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not make posts asking about someone's/some group's actions, behavior, or thinking.** We're not fucking psychic. Go fucking ask them yourself.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not post pictures or ask questions looking for affirmation of your appearance or body features.** That includes boobs, butts, and your weird eyebrows. Seriously, we're gonna remove this shit.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not ask yes/no or one word answer questions.** This is not a fucking optional rule. If you are wondering if it applies to you, it does.

> * **No clickbait** (i.e. "What do you think of this?").

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not post negative/forever alone rants or whiny posts.** Visit /r/ForeverAlone or /r/rant if you want to complain.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not ask for gift ideas; visit /r/gifts.** You can't think of a gift idea? Neither can we lol

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not complain about other subs here,** we're not your 1-800 hotline for issues with them.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not post just to push an agenda.** If you repeatedly ignore this, we will ban you.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Do not directly link to comments in other subs.**

> * [](#icon-cross) **Medical advice is not allowed here.** We recommend talking to a medical professional instead of the Internet.

> * [](#icon-cross) **Overly political questions will be removed.** There are subs like /r/politics and /r/PoliticalDiscussion if you want to debate political ideas or candidates.

> * [](#icon-information) **Frequently asked questions will be removed at our discretion.** Search the subreddit. Do not storm into the modmail with a bad attitude if this is the removal reason.

> * Sometimes automod fucks up - if you think it did, you can message us, but if you roll up to the modmail with a fucking attitude, we're not going to indulge you.

<div class="md"><blockquote>
<h3>Community Rules:</h3>

DON&#39;T BE AN ASSHOLE.

Unsure if the rules apply to you for your post/comment? <a href="http://i.imgur.com/m8mbW4i.gif">Click here.</a>

<ul>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FAskMen">Message the moderators</a> with any questions/comments. This includes external sites looking to farm responses for content. NO SURVEYS.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> Read the <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/wiki/index">Frequently Asked Questions</a> wiki and do a search before asking a question.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> We do not allow questions/comments from throwaways or accounts with low karma (&lt; 5 for comments, &lt; 10 for posts). Participate elsewhere on Reddit to gain experience and karma before trying to post here.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> Be respectful. Anyone is allowed to ask and answer questions. Do not insult or troll people, including in PMs.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> Don&#39;t comment/post self-deprecating content looking for attention. First warning is a temp ban, second warning is a permaban. If you want to be a sad sack and complain about your life, go to <a href="/r/rant">/r/rant</a> or <a href="/r/ForeverAlone">/r/ForeverAlone</a> </li>
</ul>
</blockquote>

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<blockquote>
<h3>Post Guidelines:</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> The title of your post must contain the actual question being asked. Keep your question concise.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not make posts asking about someone&#39;s/some group&#39;s actions, behavior, or thinking. We&#39;re not fucking psychic. Go fucking ask them yourself.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not post pictures or ask questions looking for affirmation of your appearance or body features. That includes boobs, butts, and your weird eyebrows. Seriously, we&#39;re gonna remove this shit.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not ask yes/no or one word answer questions. This is not a fucking optional rule. If you are wondering if it applies to you, it does.</li>
<li>No clickbait (i.e. &quot;What do you think of this?&quot;).</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not post negative/forever alone rants or whiny posts. Visit <a href="/r/ForeverAlone">/r/ForeverAlone</a> or <a href="/r/rant">/r/rant</a> if you want to complain.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not ask for gift ideas; visit <a href="/r/gifts">/r/gifts</a>. You can&#39;t think of a gift idea? Neither can we lol</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not complain about other subs here, we&#39;re not your 1-800 hotline for issues with them.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not post just to push an agenda. If you repeatedly ignore this, we will ban you.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Do not directly link to comments in other subs.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Medical advice is not allowed here. We recommend talking to a medical professional instead of the Internet.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-cross"></a> Overly political questions will be removed. There are subs like <a href="/r/politics">/r/politics</a> and <a href="/r/PoliticalDiscussion">/r/PoliticalDiscussion</a> if you want to debate political ideas or candidates.</li>
<li><a href="#icon-information"></a> Frequently asked questions will be removed at our discretion. Search the subreddit. Do not storm into the modmail with a bad attitude if this is the removal reason.</li>
<li>Sometimes automod fucks up - if you think it did, you can message us, but if you roll up to the modmail with a fucking attitude, we&#39;re not going to indulge you.</li>
</ul>
</blockquote>
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We don’t read the rules, but we’ll make a post anyway

<div class="md">We don’t read the rules, but we’ll make a post anyway
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> ###Post Guidelines (READ BEFORE SUBMITTING YOUR QUESTION):

> * **The title of your post must contain the actual question being asked.**  Keep your question concise.

> * **Do not make posts asking about a specific person's or group of people's actions, behavior, or thinking.** 

> * **Do not post pictures looking for affirmation of your appearance or body features.**  

> *  **Do not make yes/no questions.**  

> * **No clickbait/obscure questions are allowed in the title** (i.e. "What do you think of this?").

> * **Do not post negative/forever alone rants.**  

> * **Do not ask for gift ideas; visit /r/gifts.** 

> * **Do not complain about other subs here,** 

> * **Do not post to push an agenda.** Repeated or extreme offenses of this will result in a ban.

> * **Do not directly link to comments in other subs.**

> * **Medical advice is not allowed here.**  

> * **Overly political questions will be removed.**  

> * **Frequently asked questions will be removed at our discretion.**

<div class="md"><blockquote>
<h3>Post Guidelines (READ BEFORE SUBMITTING YOUR QUESTION):</h3>

<ul>
<li>The title of your post must contain the actual question being asked. Keep your question concise.</li>
<li>Do not make posts asking about a specific person&#39;s or group of people&#39;s actions, behavior, or thinking. </li>
<li>Do not post pictures looking for affirmation of your appearance or body features. </li>
<li>Do not make yes/no questions. </li>
<li>No clickbait/obscure questions are allowed in the title (i.e. &quot;What do you think of this?&quot;).</li>
<li>Do not post negative/forever alone rants. </li>
<li>Do not ask for gift ideas; visit <a href="/r/gifts">/r/gifts</a>. </li>
<li>Do not complain about other subs here, </li>
<li>Do not post to push an agenda. Repeated or extreme offenses of this will result in a ban.</li>
<li>Do not directly link to comments in other subs.</li>
<li>Medical advice is not allowed here. </li>
<li>Overly political questions will be removed. </li>
<li>Frequently asked questions will be removed at our discretion.</li>
</ul>
</blockquote>
</div>

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