The England camp is legit a retirement home.

So good that his eyebrows grew back..

Say the kids' intentions were pure, and he just wanted to see his old house.... he goes home and tells his parents a strange man let him into his house... then what? You pretty much made the right decision.

It's easier to blame 1 player than it is to blame an entire team and their manager.

Even when Foden came off and Eze and Palmer were running down the wings, we still created next to nothing.

1 goal was from a throw-in, and the other from a freekick that was poorly punched away, then a scuffed shot into the ground followed by a scrappy header across the box.... both goals were so scrappy. It wasn't like we cut Slovakia apart even when wingers came on.

Reality will set in when/if Foden doesn't start, and we still get bummed by Switzerland.

But Bellingham has still been poor and ineffective throughout 90 minutes.... which suggests it's less a player issue and more tactical issue.

You have a player who won the Prem and PoTY and a player who won the CL with Real Madrid and neither have looked anywhere near the players they were for their clubs....

I wonder why that is? 🤔

I hope he does a Paul Scholes and just retires from national football so he can have a break every end of season rather than getting carted around to be a fall boy for England fans to vent towards.

Trainer socks (AKA invisible socks) end below the ankle, whereas ankle socks end just above the ankle.... also trainer socks and mad thin.

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I got told by my mates lad a few weeks ago that people who have shorts on and wear trainers with trainer socks are considered "old" and that it's a "millennial" thing.

The issue with me is finding food that isn't pumped full of long-term damaging additives like Benzoate, Potassium Nitrate, and Sulphur Dioxide.

I've started buying meat from the farm just simply for the quality increase, but the prices are slightly steeper.

I did it once at Manchester the other year, but after paying £7 for a pint of Peroni, it was my last time.

I don't know what's worse, his haircut or the fact he's wearing socks with flip-flops???

Then you own up to your mistake.... getting out and assaulting someone just tells your kids that it's okay to be in the wrong, just as long as you beat someone up for it.

My original comment was about drivers getting so angry that they follow people, period.

You also said kids being scared is a reason to confront someone... how does a pedestrian telling a driver to indicate scare kids?

But you're still tailgating another car for God knows how many miles, going in and out of lanes only concentrating on that 1 car and less on your surroundings... why risk your children's safety for the sake of your fragile masculinity whilst your wife is frantically asking you to calm down?

I imagine these type of people beat their wives in all honesty.

You're just going to scare your children even more by frantically following a stranger, get out the car, and then start a fight in front of said children.

It's miles worse if you have kids in the car as well, as you're just putting the kids in more danger.

I have literally zero energy to put into hunting someone down because they moved without signalling or undercut me at speed...

All you're doing is creating more danger on the road, trying to play wacky races, and at the same time putting yourself at risk at harm, or potentially getting slapped with reckless driving, endangerment and assault.

Like take a deep breath and move on.

Them exhausts that sound like a shooting range as well!!

I just imagine those kinds of people drive past school girls trying to get them frothing.... but the reality is that even school girls think they're a bunch of sad bellends.

Probably not, but what you have (at best) is a registration on record and a potential name of the driver.

Plus fuck knows if anything has actually happened to the pedestrian, as it seems OP only saw both run off... hopefully he wasn't assaulted.

I don't know, transfermarkt has him down as CM for most his caps, even in games where he's played AM this tournament, so it's hard to tell where he has played for most those 32 caps.

Either way, he's been played in his natural position more than Foden has, yet his return isn't miles ahead of that which Foden has.... nothing to do with either player, but the style the team is forced to play.

I thought UK politicians were absolute clowns.... The US just does things better, I guess... even when it comes to circuses.

He has 12 goal involvements in 37 games (4 goals, 8 assists) compared to Bellingham's 9 goal involvement in 32 games (4 goals 5 assists).

It seems that England's two best attacking talents seem to be struggling more than what they do at club level.... this is evidently a tactical/play-style issue more than a player issue.

The thing is, everyone wants to be like Pep Guardiola by playing players out of their natural position.... The issue is that not everyone has the tactical nous of a Pep Guardiola.

It's the reason why (in Southgates head) when he plays Foden on the left or the right, his (Southgate's) brain is telling himself "you're a genius like Pep" but in reality when you watch Foden play, and his link up with the players around him, he's actively playing more like a number 10.... but Southgate doesn't have that part in his brain to have the players around Foden to link up in the same way, so what we get is ineffective and slow paced.

If we had someone who was tactically astute at the helm, Saka could probably play left-back, and it would probably work as well as Saka at right wing.... but knowing Southgate it wouldn't be like that.

I don't get how you can get so mad (as a driver) that you actively go looking for someone, never mind getting out your car.

People like that shouldn't be on the road. They are a danger to themselves and others.

I'd report it, I'm sure the co-op will have CCTV footage of the reg plate as well.

This is good news for England fans.... at least their scapegoat is back, and it'll deter them from actually having to criticise Bellingham for being shit.