Then fart and smile :) the jimmy johns way

Ranch packets do not differentiate that much in weight. We as a society have access to a search engine that could literally answer any question you can possible imagine. Besides, he could add some ranch powder and if it doesn’t taste right, add more till it does.

Sorry but I’m doubling down, guy was like “I don’t wanna do this so someone else do it” and then you did and he didn’t have to learn anything. Idk, just makes me sad that bro was able to skip the learning process.

Should a let him learn basic 1-2 digit division. Now he’s gonna roll through life still blissfully unaware of mathematics at large.

You’re someone. Are you kidding me? You can’t do some simple division? God help you in this life sir.

I sell better steaks for less every day. I wish I could be alone in a room with whoever out this plate out. Offensive to cooking as a whole.

A LOT?

Proof this is a bot post, this is the top comment on the OG :)

No. Compensation is compensation. Not to mention that “a significant portion” of 7 figures still leaves at least 6 figures. And they can cash those stocks out, but they don’t because the more stock money they have the more the company LEGALLY HAS to pay them upon financial ruin, even if the stock value isn’t anywhere near the price they were given it at. They also have a grace period of multiple years to sell their stocks after a bankruptcy, so they get added insurance against stock devaluation. None of which is afforded to a normal employee.

Servers do not make $2.13 an hour. Servers make minimum wage up until the point where they earn more as a tipped employee than a minimum wage employee, then they are on $2.13 hourly but the tips are always included in their hourly. If any given server was to make $10 in tips over a 5 hour shift, she or he would not make $4.13 an hour that shift. She or he would make minimum wage, according to federal law.

Serving is a minimum wage job until you get enough tips that if your employer legally can pay you $2.13 an hour, because you are still earning at least minimum wage.

And maybe instead of pesto microbasil? Like 3 little sprigs? And tomatoes we can do sun dried tomatoes and the mozzarella can be whipped feta

I was a little kidding as I don’t think an American govt would abuse its power THAT blatantly, but you never know. These people are crazy.

MMMFFFF WITH BALSAMIC REUCTION????

The govt will eminent domain the land out from under the trans hermit and shoot them in their bed

Could always be a too small or too large banana. I say we use ops ring toe.

Workers comp only pays 60% max of your wage unfortunately

Did the song sound more like world 1 level 1 in new super Mario bros? Or more like the underwater music in new super Mario bros? I need to know to answer properly.

I go back to work Thursday so I guess we’ll see what there is to see

Oof I bet that shit was not very good looking :( I worked at a pizza place with a certified dwarf who kept all her long hair in a ponytail and swish it around as she walked past the mixer. I held my breath every time and then quit before she got turned into pizza dough. I wonder what happened to her…

I see the irony but I got my cast off today so FUCK YOU OH YEAH BABY IM KING SHIT OF THE WORLD MANDOLINS FEAR ME MIXERS HATE ME TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE

Chef forgot to order beer. I’m the brewer.

Amateur. I guess to the untrained eye it could seem that way but I, a master musician, know otherwise. That man is making a big boom bangin, no drums playing to be seen here.

If you’re making a joke then ha ha funny, if you’re not then I assume your ear just isn’t trained to the point where you can distinguish tastefully executed rudiments from a five year old on drums. If you knew what you were talking about you’d be on team me.

Edit: deleted comment was “this sounds like my 5 year old nephew on drums” ~ u/UnauthorizedFart

Yea stop talking like that you’re talking crazy talk you crazy person

More like waaaaahhhhhhh, cause I’m on the east coast and can’t come work for you. Maybe some day, chef.

What state are you in?