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You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes
What's a pirate's favorite letter? When they say "r", you say "you'd think so, but me first love be the c" (in your best pirate accent).
What did the duck say when he bought chap stick? "Just put it on my bill"
That sounds like bird on bird crime, but I'm no expert in bird law.
Man walking with prey bird in his arm on abandoned floor of office building
WTF